There's more bad news at the base – but for young whiz kid Alberta Langley, there might be a silver lining.
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Starring: Kristi Boulton, Michael Divinski, Phil Johnston and Sean Howard.
Sound design and music: Eli Hamada McIlveen
Cover art: David Demaret
Announcers: Marisa King and Michael Howie
Content warning: death, animal attacks and intense stupidity.
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