Eddie Nestor and Robert Meakin crawl back from a pasting to score victoriously and scream, "What?...". Yes, in the week that the shocked British media declared that perhaps Wayne Rooney isn't a decent role model after all, author Daniel Harris comes along throws in rationality, perspective and literacy to finish the game off. We also look at The Reds Top 5 Ugly Players inspired by the recent Stretty News piece and look forward to taking on Chelsea in the Champions League, twice.