S01E102: The Chrises Get Everything They Wanted (@c_smoothie @ay_cjay)


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Jul 01 2020 28 mins  
The Chrises get stranded on a desert island and divulge their latest journals entries. After seventeen weeks together, The Chrises learn that bandana face coverings are as useful as the $0.00 in unemployment money they have yet to receive. Despite Chris & Chris being monetary zeros, they dream of a future where they get everything they wanted. Christopher Michaels plans for the day when he can bring home his puppy, Goldfish, and Christopher Joseph fantasizes about the day when he can animorph into a dolphin. Whether books are written or statues are erected, The Chrises confide how awkward their likenesses would be etched in stone, forever. ~ QWTChrises.com ~ Patreon.com/QWTChrises ~ GoFundMe w/ Okizu “No Hair For Care” (gofundme.com/f/no-hair-for-care)