Imagine moving into your dream home, only to find your every move scrutinized by a watchful neighbor obsessed with "standards." Today, we hear from a listener battling a passive-aggressive nightmare neighbor who monitors everything from the symmetry of their shutters to the duration of their guests' parking. From suspicious car incidents to mysteriously trampled flower beds, this tale of suburban tension will leave you wondering just how far a nightmare neighbor will go to maintain their perceived order. Press subscribe wherever you get your podcasts to hear more stories of neighborhood conflicts that will make you grateful for your own (relatively) normal neighbors.