Jan 01 2020 98 mins 1
What do you get when you mix novelty plungers, pudding, and an anxious romance? Well, we here at Nightcaps at Theater, can only assume it’s something that looks and feels like Paul Thomas Anderson’s Punch-Drunk Love (2002). Don’t worry about calling into a phone-sex line for intimacy/connection, we’ve got you covered there. Love can be as awkward as oppressive siblings, or as spontaneous as a Harmonia, dumped on the side of the street. We want to chew on your cheeks and scoop out your eyes in a loving way. Don’t renew your gym membership, skip the crumby party with the siblings and let’s go get dinner instead. Maybe later we can listen to Shelly Duvall croon a tune, underneath the moon?
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Tonight, on the Marquee:
- Picking up Harmonia in the Street, circa 20002, Nightcaps Watches Punch-Drunk Love.
- Adam Sandler Cinematography.
- Star Wars Phone Sex Operator
- The Pudding Man … “He Needs Me.”
- The Definition of Punch-Drunk.
- Negging Sisters.
- Phone Sex… Just Don’t Do It!
- Meanwhile, in Provo, Utah.
- Bustin Down Bathrooms.
- Anxiety Tap Dance in the Grocery Store.
- Strange Small Dirty Talk
“If Uncut Gems doesn’t succeed…” – Our Dark Future.
“They’re Both Method.” – Sandler vs. Day Lewis.
“Can We Watch Billy Madison Instead?”
“Actor’s F^&k” – A True Fact.
Mark’s “Big Stick” Story.
“Ya Strokin Ya Snoke?” – Star Wars Sexline
“And Bye-Bye.”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
