Mar 21 2018 90 mins 2
Alright everybody, it’s time to put on your roller blades, and get yourself pumped up. You are about to shoot a scene and we here at Nightcaps hope that you will “rise to the occasion.” If you catch our drift? Listen along as Matt and Jonathan sit back and relive the tail end of the sleazy 19070’s. A time of disco, drugs, and… dick. Before we get into Marky Mark’s potential “tour de force” We discuss the 2018 Oscars with Matt’s scene partner April, who stops by the Nightcaps studio for a bump, before calling it a night. After that, Parental Advisory is in full effect *Wink* Wink* Wait…I got something in my eye! What is that?!? Oh my God! Can a get a towel and a hit of something over here? You really ought to get that looked at by a doctor or something…
Tonight on the Marquee:
- A Scene from a Disco Bathroom
- The 2018 Oscars: Year of the Jet Ski Shark Jump
- Daniel Day-Lewis Pulls a Kanye.
- Rita Moreno Makes Her Comeback!
- Jersey Gardens: Ghetto Movie Paradise
- Limited Releases, the Roseanne Reboot, Need to Get Steppin!
- Guillermo Del Toro “Best Boi?”
- Little Bill 90’s Kids Favorite Cartoon or Cuck Husband?
- Paul Thomas Anderson’s “All Star” Porno Cast
- Dirk Diggler…The Worst Porn Name?
- What if the Oscars Were More Like The Porn Awards?
- Mark Whalberg’s “Third Leg” is Basically the Ark of the Covenant,
- How Drunk is Jonathan to Confuse Philip Seymour Hoffman and John C. Reilly?
- Steve Harrington Does Adult Films?
- Is Marky Mark the Greatest Method Actor of All Time?
“Let’s Do it!” April’s Words to Live By.
“Best Producer” The Next Great Oscar Caper Thriller.
“Cocaine was my second choice, but they didn’t have that at the liquor store which is weird.”
"13 Inch –Shlonger of a Beast…” So That’s Why Mark Wahlberg Has a Film Career.
“The Literal Act One Gun…” – A Great Description for a Double Homicide/Suicide
“Woah…That Was Kinda Awesome” – Jonathan and Matt after the “Big” Reveal.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
