Sep 03 2018 69 mins
Dear Mom and Dad, I’ve been at Sleepaway Camp for almost three weeks now and I’m getting very scared! There’s a cook who got horribly burned by some hot corn water, and we had to go without dinner for a week. The baseball games here seem to go on for an eternity. Kenny supposedly drowned last weekend …there were snakes coming out of his mouth…so we aren’t even allowed to go swimming anymore. Also there’s this girl Judy and I’m pretty concerned that her hair is slowly developing sentience. Anyways, only a few more days till I can go home…but I gotta run, tonight we are sleeping outside, under the stars. I’d be more worried since theres a killer on the loose and all, but at the rate this summer is going, could it get any worse?
Tonight on Nightcaps…. Oh, sorry, I mean Frightcaps at the Theater we give our regards to summer and lead into our first Spooktacular episode with 1983’s underappreciated cinema train wreck, my personal favorite bad movie Sleepaway Camp. So, join us here on Nightcaps during the next handful of films for some chills, thrills, and in the case of this movie... riotous bouts of laughter
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- A Letter to our Parents, some Doers
- Spooktacular Intro to Frightcaps at the Theater
- The Therapy of Horror.
- The Academy Award goes to DELORE!
- Aunt Martha is in a Different Movie.
- How did Ricky turn out so sane?
- Judy and her Sentient Hair Beast.
- #Corngate
- Imagine Dragons Tangent
- Merch Ideas.
- 80s Fashion on Display.
- Unending Baseball Hell.
- BEES!!!
- David Lynch Dream Sequence.
- Daddy Issues and Shower Scenes
- Mustache Cop: Henry Cavill Origins
- What a Twist?!?
“Who Died Recently?”
“Richard…Angelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”
“JOHN!” – Lenny the Lover’s Final Words
“Who likes Short Shorts?”
“Is Paul Gay?”
“Eat Shit and Live, Bill!” – The Greatest Insult Ever?
“It’s You?” – Every Slasher Flick Ever.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G