Nov 30 2019 89 mins
Filigree, apogee, pedigree, perigee and welcome to a world of magic, witches, curious British waifs, Nazis, and tweaked flying LSD-fueled bed frames. Thanks to the Professor Emilius Browne Correspondence College of Witchcraft, and Nightcaps at the Theater you have been carefully chosen to test your apprentice witch abilities through the consumption of alcohol and the through the viewing of an otherwise highly underrated, classic Disney film. With Hosts, Jonathan Kwiatkowski, Daniel Ryan, and Grant Farrokh, you are truly in for a “magical” time. As you listen be sure you don’t roll any ankles while trying to fly your broom in the dead of night, or jump on the nearest bed, hoping to soar through the starry skies, and most certainly don’t take off all your clothes in the hopes that you have mastered Substitutionary Locomotion! We assure you the only spell you’re under is that of your spirits. Lastly, have fun, sing along, and enjoy an “unprepared” mark you, an “unprepared” night of bobbing along through Portobello Road, Pepperinge Eye, the Ise of Naboombu, and your own imagination. Lackipo nikrif scrumpet leech!
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- It Feels Grand Watching Bedknobs and Broomsticks with a Drink in Your Hand!
- Unoffical Drinking Game and A Hodge-Podge Production History.
- To the Observant/Modern Viewer…
- Eglantine Price is One Bad Bi**h.
- Fanfiction, Layers, and Possible Sequel Ideas on r/bedknobs.
- Meme Potential.
- Take A Shot for Every Knob.
- Magical Pyramid Schemes.
- Unsolved Mysteries: The Island of Nuboombu.
- Tanking in Soccer.
- Nazees Causing Mischief.
- How Many More Wizards/Witches Does Britain Have?
- Genuinely Impressive Reanimated Medieval Armor.
“This Was My After the Battle of Yavin” – The Connection of Bedknobs.
Academy Award for Best DVD Menu.
How Old is Angela Lansbury?
A24’s Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
“Will my Nipples Work Miss Price?”
Terry Cloth Prop Books.
Nazee Occultism or Disney Conspiracy.
Coulda Saved Us Millions Paul!
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G