Apr 11 2018 110 mins 2
“You remind of the Babe. What Babe? The Babe with the power? What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. What? Remind of the Babe.” Put on your best Elizabethan wear and prepare to traverse the many twists and turns of 1986’s Labyrinth, we’ve got a baby brother to save. Join us as we discuss friendship, puppetry, and Jennifer Connelly’s acting “choices” on our humble little podcast. Does Hoggle prove that Muppets have genitalia? Is Ludo the OG Earthbender? Is there anything more adorable than a stuffed fox riding a sheepdog? The answers to these riddles and many more lie just beyond the walls of the Labyrinth. Be careful not to lose your way and avoid David Bowie’s codpiece at all costs…it’ll bewitch you.
*Despite the audio issues this episode is wonderful. Sound problems have been addressed for future episodes. Sorry in advance, and thanks for understanding, lovely Listeners.
Tonight on the Marquee:
- A Monologue from The Labyrinth.
- New Cohost and Old Friend Mark Zebro Jr. joins this Losers Club.
- Female Leads, Sad Orphans, and Kinky Handcuff Sex.
- Our Tail-wagging Review of Isle of Dogs…with baby voiced puppies
- “Kurt Weill Lives?
- David Bowie’s Codpiece, Juggling Balls, and New Age Cocaine Diet.
- Nightcaps Civil War: Love or Hate Jennifer Connelly.
- Labyrinth: Was She Autistic?
- Jareth or Jared from Subway?
- Solving the many Door Riddles…but, not really.
- The Fireys are TERRIFYING!
- Boinking and Diddling at the Ball.
- The Great Chicken Massacre of 1986
- The Life and Death of “Nostalgia.”
“Did he go on vacation?” Jonathan’s Dead Dog Naivety
“I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t mix my milk with coke.” - Matt’s Breakfast of Champions.
Mark tells Sarah Jessica Parker’s aka “Old Horse Face” Origin Story.
“I’d fucks with Hoggle.” – Matt chooses his friends.
“Nothing? Nothing? Tra La La!” – Jonathan examines his love life.
“Knockoff Chewbacca” – Mark’s opinion on Ludo.
Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Journey
“They did that Painting.” – Mark’s glowing art criticism.
“He died from too much poop in his butt.” – Jim Henson’s epitaph.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
