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Those desperately seeking Lance Leopard need listen no further than this podcast as Lance returns to talk all things fashion, faux paus and fabulousness. Maynard is desperately seeking legendary Oxford St legend Lance Leopard in his credenza filled rooftop garden ivory tower of gossip. There’s movies, dancing, some singing, and of course talk of Madonna and Elizabeth Taylor. Lance Leopard reads yet another Madonna book in the rooftop garden of his ivory tower. Lance recommends a few lesser known Elizabeth Taylor movies for us as well as reciting by heart her complete range of fragrances by heart. Listener mail has Lance answering questions on; Fashion mistakes he has made; “I don’t know what you are talking about”. The cyclical nature of fashion; “The 1980s has already come and gone three times already this century. Things can come into fashion for one evening now, if someone has a good enough party.” If you’d like to join Lance Leopard and myself at Barbarella on June 4 at Red Bar, details and tickets are here. Lance also finds time (as his mother is staying with him) to review the recently renovated Midnight Shift, now known as the Universal. But he still has a soft spot for The Palms (previously Scooters) as he used to DJ there regularly. The next Loveshack comes your way for your complete cocktail dancing experience on Saturday 22nd June. Facebook event here. Although Lance’s claim of a needle make on Marilyn Monroe’s body after death isn’t on the 1962 coroner’s report, her toxicology report does raise some questions that weren’t answered. Lance didn’t like madonna’s 2012 fragrance or the bottle it came in. Make up your mind about the bottle. Lance Leopard in gold dressing gown and pink headband Lance Leopard’s disco Chinese lantern in his rooftop garden The post Desperately Seeking Lance appeared first on Planet Maynard.