Nov 13 2012
After the success of the historically accurate book turn film “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter,” we here at the movie dump went on our own hunt in search of other former Commander and Chiefs’ battles with the supernatural. Sure there was John Adams and his scuffle with the Merpeople after the Boston tea party incident poisoned the water they lived in. Or even Martin Van Buren who saved the people of the southern states from the Cherokee and Chickasaw skin walkers by banishing them to far off lands. But when we heard that Franklin Delano Roosevelt, fueled with vengeance, fought Werewolf Nazis after being bitten on the leg by one, resulting in him contracting Polio, (Yes kiddies, you read that right, FDR contracted Polio from a werewolf bite) we knew boys and girls we found the next great tail baiting monster against past leaders of the free world. But will this cinematic marvel rise to great heights, standing tall and proud as it proves its naysayers wrong? Or will it fall flat on it’s face do to the lack of vigor and vitality in it’s proverbial legs? Find out, as we review “FDR American Badass!”
Plot
After contracting polio from a venomous werewolf bite, FDR won’t stop at single-handedly ending the Great Depression and Prohibition. With the help of a team of historic figures, he must end WWII by exacting revenge on an army of Nazi-werewolves from the comfort of his Albert Einstein-designed wheelchair of death. An outrageous, over-the-top spoof, FDR: American Badass! is the untold true story of our country’s greatest monster-hunting president!