Aug 04 2024 20 mins
A MAJOR shock was felt around the sports world earlier this summer, when lifelong NY Mets fan Dave officially renounced his fandom and come out of the closet to officially support the Philadelphia Phillies. This was not a decision made lightly, as Dave had accumulated a lot of Mets swag, but he sold it off and is now a living breathing Phils fan. That being said, since Dave switched allegiances, his former crush The Mets have gone on a winning tear thanks to the grimace, and The Phillies have been on a losing streak that rivals the 1964 club. We are now collecting donations to by a new Mets hat for Dave and set the universe on it's proper course once again.