Sep 17 2024 92 mins
We do want to close our eyes. We do want to fall asleep, 'cuz we don't miss anything really - we're pretty sharp.
Except when it comes to judgement calls on what movies to watch! This time, we decided to visit a (not at all) innocent time when film studios respected each other and didn't try to release the exact same premise to a movie mere months apart in order to milk a seasonal trend. It's the end of the world as we knew it, and we were actually pretty okay with it. Listen to Film Fighters Kon 'n Jon battle through this classic duo of films to discover just why the heck was Robert Duvall such a cranky crab. Or why Bruce Willis was such a cranky crab. Or why Cranky Crabs™ never took off - WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT THING I JUST MADE UP JUST NOW BACK THEN?!?!
Intro/Outro and Review the Reviews Theme by Math the Band. Opening bit by Eddie Izzard (from Glorious). Don't Wanna Miss a Thing slowed and reverbed by Future Jono.