Married to Movies

Yippie-ki-yay, mother and father! It's the Married to Movies finale! Desmond and Megan take on Die Hard and Steel Magnolias, pretty much the definitive representatives of their prospective genres. "Pontificous" is not a word. Desmond is right and Megan and Canada's national broadcasting company are wrong. Wrong! A strange noise interrupts a review, but is it the wind... or somethin

Megan and Desmond start this episode of with bad news and good news. The bad news is this is the penultimate episode of Married to Movies. But the good news is two great reviews await you. Big Trouble in Little China and Happy Ever Afters are the two films on the docket this week, and through reviewing them, your hosts learn a little something about each other. Make sure you send i

In this episode, Megan has trouble reading, speaking, and listening... even before the hosts get into the films! Barbarella (1968) and Death at a Funeral (2007) are on the docket this time. What's up this week? How about boobs, shag carpet, midgets, and drugs? Thought you'd like that! Send questions, comments, and requests to: [email protected] and 206.380.0057.

This week, no one is safe! Not even culturally diverse educational child cartoon characters as Desmond and Megan take in a viewing of Sharktopus! And there's boob-talk aplenty during their review of Splash. Also, a special guest joins the hosts for the feedback segment. Good times. Send questions, comments, and requests to: [email protected] and 206.370.0057.

This week, your hosts cover 2000's Charlie's Angels and 2010's The Expendables. Does the Bill Murray factor outweigh the Cameron Diaz factor? Is Megan racist? Is she also Demi Moore-ist? What is the environmental cost associated to pyro in huge action movies? The answer: Who gives a shit?! After talking about the treatment of women in Stallone's film, Megan asks to go to bed, and D

Fill yer hands with Academy Awards, ya sons o' bitches! Ahem, in the second part of their Oscar-stravaganza your hosts dive into Black Swan and cozy up to True Grit. Which host liked the horror film? Guess! We dare you. Is the best part about a film with a lesbian sex scene the ballet? Will Megan ever enjoy a Western? Which male star of True Grit has Desmond met several times? Hint

This week, your favorite married podcasters cover The King's Speech and The Social Network. Des has trouble speaking, and Megan gives him grief for it. One of your hosts is a royalist and the other is not. See if you can figure out which is which. Plus, Megan gets to say zeitgeist! All this and much more. Send questions, comments, and requests to: [email protected] and 206.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's magic. You know? As this week, Desmond and Megan see how high the witchy women fly in The Craft before try, try, trying to understand the magic man in The Illusionist. Send questions, comments, and requests to: [email protected] and 206.350.0057.

This week the show is late, but there's no shortage of fun. In reviews of two films from 2003, Lost in Translation and The Rundown, one host's breath stinks and the other farts. Which is which? Listen to find out. Also, Desmond really likes Scarlett Johansson and has no problem with her sitting in a window in her underwear. Megan prefers not to watch films featuring actors whose fi

This week it's a Reese Witherspoon special as Desmond and Megan cover 2000's American Psycho and 1998's Pleasantville. Megan doesn't quite understand what happened. And American Psycho's period setting is so convincing Megan falls for it, even though every actor in the movie is the same age as your hosts. Desmond explains how it's not all about women, and Megan uses the phrase "off