The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

Oct 19 2020 58 mins 24.3k

James Richardson and the Totally Football Show team are here three times a week for the 2020/21 season. On Mondays, it's the Premier League; on Tuesdays, we're all about Europe; and on Thursdays, we'll wrap up everything from midweek and look ahead to the weekend
























































No camaraderie, no sweetness either
Jul 14 2020 66 mins  
The Champions League quarter-finals look lopsided with some big names on one side of the draw. So could this finally be PSG’s year? Man City will be in the running, as they will next season with their European ban overturned. Where does this leave Financial Fair Play and where does it leave UEFA? In Serie A, despite taking just a point from Turin, Atalanta embarrassed Maurizio Sarri’s Juventus on Saturday. Did they prove themselves to be the best team in Italy? Real Madrid should win La Liga in the next week, with Gareth Bale catching forty winks in the stands. Luis Miguel Echegaray of Sports Illustrated gives us the latest from MLS where they're trying to restart in the coronavirus hotbed that is Florida. Plus the cup of losers and the evergreen Goran Pandev. RUNNING ORDER • PART 1: Tragedy strikes the Aurier family (01m 00s) • PART 2: Man City’s European ban is overturned (03m 30s) • PART 3: Champions League draw reaction (14m 00s) • PART 4: Serie A review – be afraid of Atalanta (24m 00s) • PART 5: La Liga latest – Bale works on his tan (37m 00s) • PART 6: Europa League draw reaction (47m 00s) • PART 7: Luis Miguel Echegaray on attempts to restart MLS (52m 00s) GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) .
















































































































Your garden
Oct 24 2019 62 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Frida Fagerlund, Jack Lang and Tom Williams for reaction to this weeks Champions League action. There's also an in-depth Premier League preview, plus news of an exciting finish in Sweden's Allsvenskan. PART 1: Champions League review (01m 50s) PART 2: Liverpool v Tottenham preview (14m 44s) PART 3a: Arsenal v Crystal Palace preview (22m 58s) PART 3b: West Ham v Sheffield United preview (30m 31s) PART 3c: Sweden news + Longstaff's on ice (32m 15s) PART 3d: Norwich v Man United preview (38m 48s) PART 4a: Southampton v Leicester, Brighton v Everton, Watford v Bournemouth previews (42m 52s) PART 4b: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (47m 38s) PART 5a: Euro preview, Maradona's superstitions and Mendieta's DJ set (49m 22s) TFS LIVE - IN DUBLIN, BELFAST AND LIVERPOOL! Get your tickets now! (https://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com/events/) GET IN TOUCH: follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow) PARISH NOTICES: we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/) Get yourself some Harry's razors here (https://www.harrys.com/go/gb-podcast-article-vs-brochure-oct19?dc=&utm_medium=sponsorship-podcast&utm_source=Totally+Football+Show&utm_campaign=audioBoom&utm_content=Sep19FoundedTP--395_trial&crid=Sep19FoundedTP--395_trial&hid=&name=Totally+Football+Show+listeners) WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !





























































Pantheon
May 20 2019 61 mins  
Rafa Honigstein, Emma Saunders and Daniel Storey join Iain Macintosh to relive the FA Cup final and assess City’s historic treble. Plus: Bayern wrap up the Bundesliga; Derby’s bar bill; and who will replace Max Allegri at Juventus? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: City 6 - 0 Watford (01m 10s) • PART 1b: City’s place in the pantheon and is football broken? (04m 40s) • PART 2: An ode to Vincent Kompany (14m 00s) • PART 3a: Bayern wrap up the Bundesliga (22m 40s) • PART 3b: Where next for Gareth Bale? (27m 50s) • PART 3c: Max Allegri leaving Juventus - with James Horncastle (31m 40s) • PART 4a: The play off final and a £2800 bar bill (36m 20s) • PART 4b: AFC Fylde, Graham Potter and more (40m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (46m 10s) • PART 6a: Europa League final, U21 Euros, Nations League and Women’s World Cup news (47m 50s) • [**WE WON A BRITISH PODCAST AWARD!**](https://twitter.com/britpodawards/status/1130494388315021312) GET IN TOUCH:
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That's real dominion
May 13 2019 68 mins  
It's Matt Davies-Adams in the hotseat this week but fear not because we have James Horncastle, Daniel Storey, and Michael Cox in tow to break down that final day of the Premier League. We discuss the Solskjær effect, Sauce FC, and Serene Spurs. Plus a look back on the Europa League semi finals, a look ahead to the FA Cup Final, and the sacking of Chris Hughton. RUNNING ORDER: * PART 1a: A Horny Cox Storey (00m 40s) * PART 2a: Mahrez seals the deal and events at Anfield (02m 30s) * PART 2b: Hughton sacked by Brighton - a bright idea? (14m 50s) * PART 3a: Is Ole at the wheel? Warnock for manager of the season and Sarri's future at Chelsea (20m 10s) * PART 4a: Spurs serene, and Arsenal's season rests on Baku (32m 30s) * PART 4b: Europa League semi-finals reviewed (35m 40s) * PART 5a: Best of the rest - including Crystal Palace and Bournemouth (41m 40s) * PART 5b: Watford's FA Cup hopes (44m 40s) * PART 5c: The Solskjær effect (40m 00s) * PART 6a: EFL play-offs round up (51m 10s) * PART 6b: Europe round up (55m 20s) * PART 6c: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (60m 40s) * PART 7a: Exeunt Omnes - Michael's love for cricket, Daniel's cats, and James' Italian advice (62m 50s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Cheese watching
Apr 29 2019 62 mins  
Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Tom Williams and Jack Lang look ahead to Liverpool’s trip to Barcelona and a patched-up Tottenham’s game with Ajax in the Champions League semi-finals. Plus: De Gea in pieces; Antonio’s air hump; and Frankfurt with extra mustard RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: United 1 - 1 Chelsea (02m 10s) • PART 1b: Liverpool and City keep on keeping’ on (09m 10s) • PART 2a: Spurs v Ajax preview - with Yordi Yamali (16m 20s) • PART 2b: Barca v Liverpool preview (25m 10s) • PART 2c: Arsenal v Valencia preview (30m 00s) • PART 3a: The relegation battle and news from the Championship and below (32m 40s) • PART 3b: Leicester and the race for 7th (42m 00s) • PART 4a: PSG balls it up again (47m 00s) • PART 4b: Chelsea v Frankfurt preview - with Rafa Honigstein (53m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (57m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (59m 20s) GET IN TOUCH:
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End game
Apr 25 2019 63 mins  
Jimbo gets up close and personal with Carl Anka, Duncan Alexander and Daniel Storey to discuss the one-sided Manchester derby and whether this is now the end of the title race. Plus: the most spaced-out goals in PL history; Flip Reversing Didier Drogba in the 2012 Champions League final; and Sven to Scotland? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: City a class above United (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Burnley v City glimmers of hope for Liverpool (11m 30s) • PART 2a: United v Chelsea preview (13m 30s) • PART 2b: Sven McEriksson? (19m 50s) • PART 3a: Arsenal contrive to mess up a Top Four finish (23m 00s) • PART 3b: The Championship (31m 00s) • PART 3c: The relegation picture (34m 00s) • PART 3d: Mo Salah’s non-dives; John Barnes’ karaoke; and Shane Long’s 7 second goal (36m 20s) • PART 3e: The Championship (44m 00s) • PART 4c: News from Spain, Italy, Holland and Greece (46m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (53m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / Flip Reverse 2012 (55m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:
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A bottom half powerhouse
Apr 22 2019 58 mins  
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Jack Lang pore over Everton’s ruthless demolition of Man United and look ahead to a (possibly) equally embarrassing Manchester derby. Plus: footballers you’ve forgotten about; why Fulham should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves; and the PFA player of the year lists RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Our Easter XI (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Everton 4 - 0 United (02m 30s) • PART 2b: City 1 -0 Spurs and the Manchester derby (12m 00s) • PART 2c: A final word on Marco Silva and Silva (17m 30s) • PART 3a: Cardiff 0 - 1 Liverpool (21m 20s) • PART 3b: Arsenal 2 - 3 Palace and the Christian resurrection (23m 40s) • PART 3c: The Europa League - a London derby in Azerbaijan? (29m 20s) • PART 3d: PSG and Juve wrap up their titles (33m 10s) • PART 4a: The rest of the PL weekend (36m 10s) • PART 4b: The Championship (44m 00s) • PART 4c: News from Spain, Italy, Holland and Greece (46m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (52m 10s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / the player pod the year awards (51m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Cagey for the first three minutes
Apr 18 2019 73 mins  
Jimbo, Pat Nevin, Duncan Alexander and Alvaro Romeo catch their breath and relive that incredible battle between City and Spurs at the Etihad. Plus: reasons to smile about Ajax; the xG-iest game of all time; and whither Alex McLeish RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: The story of City 4 - 3 Spurs (02m 00s) • PART 2a: City v Spurs redux (22m 00s) • PART 2b: Ajax light up the CL again - with Michiel Jongsma (24m 30s) • PART 2c: A word on Ronaldo (30m 50s) • PART 2d: Barcelona do United with Liverpool next (34m 30s) • PART 3a: Cardiff and Brighton and the battle to survive (41m 00s) • PART 3b: Everton v United preview (45 30s) 
• PART 3c: The rest of the PL weekend (48m 00s) • PART 4a: PSG blow it again, the xG-iest game of all time (58m 20s) • PART 4b: Real’s rebuilding job (61m 20s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (65m 40s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / News from the Greek and Turkish leagues (66m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Tired of sunny truisms
Apr 15 2019 65 mins  
Jimbo, Michael Cox, Ian Irving and Daniel Storey talk about the tightest of title races and Champions League second legs. Plus, Brighton’s race to the bottom; yet more Drake curses; and a wood-related XI RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool 2 - 0 Chelsea (01m 40s) • PART 1b: Palace 1 - 3 City (10m 40s) • PART 2a: City v Spurs go again in the CL (14m 50s) • PART 2b: Can United to an Ole at Camp Nou? (19m 20s) • PART 2c: Liverpool back at the Dragao (25m 00s) • PART 2d: Juve v Ajax redux (27m 30) • PART 3a: A word on the Europa League and Ricky Van Wolfswinkel (35m 00s) 
 • PART 3b: Brighton, Cardiff and woodiest XI (39m 00s) • PART 3c: The rest of the PL (45m 30s) • PART 4a: The Championship, Lincoln up, Joey Barton and more (48m 50s) • PART 4b: Dortmund and PSG get Draked (52m 00s) • PART 4c: Own goals, barcodes and tattoos (55m 20s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (59m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (61m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Guilty secrets
Apr 11 2019 61 mins  
Jimbo, James Horncastle, Matt Davies-Adams and Tom Williams talk about Tottenham’s Champions League triumph and look ahead to Liverpool v Chelsea and Palace v City. Plus: Rafa Honigstein on the Bundesliga title race, Dutch crooning, and more on the Drake Curse RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Spurs 1 - 0 City - another Pep Euro brain fart? (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 2 - 0 Porto - Klopp’s new midfield alchemy (11m 50s) • PART 1c: United 0 - 1 Barcelona (13m 40s) • PART 1d: Ajax 1 - 1 Juve and some Ronaldo numbers (15m 40s) • PART 2a: Hazard on fire ahead of Liverpool v Chelsea (24m 30s) • PART 3b: Palace v City preview (33m 00) • PART 4a: Is it all over in Germany? - with Rafa Honigstein (36m 20s) • PART 4b: France, Japan and the rest of the PL (42m 30s) • PART 4c: Serie A and Julian Assange (49m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / Streatham Rovers (57m 10s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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A scheduling dilemma for Elton John
Apr 08 2019 61 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Natalie Gedra, Daniel Storey and Michael Cox to relive Watford’s FA Cup comeback and look ahead to a huge week for City, Spurs, Liverpool and United in the Champions League. Plus: bucket list fixtures; ‘joy in the legs’, and memories of Rory Delap RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Watford 3 - 2 Wolves - with Emma Saunders (01m 30s) • PART 1b: City 1 - 0 Brighton (12m 10s) • PART 1c: City v Spurs Champions League preview (16m 00s) • PART 2a: Liverpool back on top of the PL (20m 20s) • PART 2b: Liverpool v Porto preview (25m 00s) • PART 2c: United v Barcelona preview (26m 30s) • PART 2d: Ajax v Juve preview (32m 00s) • PART 3a: Everton 1 - 0 Arsenal and a word on the Europa League (35m 40s) • PART 3b: The rest of the PL weekend (41m 20) • PART 4a: Euro news and a nod to MLS (43m 50s)
• PART 4b: Championship news (51m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (54m 20s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / pubs, xmas jumpers and milk in the tea (56m 10s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Just one week to go for [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall.** Join us on Mon 15 April](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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A wine bar in Newport
Apr 04 2019 58 mins  
Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Lynsey Hooper and Duncan Alexander discuss the legend of the Watford fridge, Wengerian theology and big fish syndrome. Plus, FA Cup semi finals, Tottenham’s move home, and a look ahead to Der Klassiker RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Football domestics and going down (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Wolves 2 - 1 Man U and the Mike Dean 100 (02m 20s) • PART 1c: Wolves v Watford preview and the tale of Eddie Plumley (06m 50s) • PART 2a: More on Man U (13m 00s) • PART 2b: Spurs in new stadium shocker and back up to third (17m 00s) • PART 2c: Everton v Arsenal preview, the Drake Curse and word on Chelsea v West Ham (20 00s) • PART 3a: Southampton v Liverpool preview and what’s up with Naby Keita (25m 00s) • PART 3b: Fulham and Huddersfield’s achievable goals, the rest of the PL weekend and a word on the Championship (32m 00s) • PART 4a: Der Klassiker! (35m 40s) • PART 4b: The good, the bad and the ugly from around Europe (43m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (50m 1 0s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / White asparagus (52m 10s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for[**Totally Football Live in Leeds**' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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Mockingly casual
Apr 01 2019 65 mins  
Jimbo’s joined by Sasha Goryunov, Michael Cox and Leroy Rosenior MBE to talk lucky Liverpool, teetering Tottenham, and an extra angry Neil Warnock. Plus: adieu, Huddersfield; Benfica's new debutant; and No Room For Racism RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool 2 - 1 Spurs - and Anfield goes berzerk (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 1 - 2 Chelsea (14m 50s) • PART 2: The relegation picture and favourite Huddersfield memories (23m 10s) • PART 3a: The Championship and Checkatrade Trophy (33m 10s) • PART 3b: No Room For Racism and praise for Raheem Sterling (37m 50s) • PART 3c: The rest of the PL weekend (40 20s) • PART 3d: Tottenham’s grand stadium reopening (44m 30s) • PART 4: PSV, Benfica, the Old Firm and more from around Europe (49m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (58m 40s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / Dog washing (59m 30s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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The endless search for perfection
Mar 28 2019 59 mins  
Jimbo has Duncan Alexander, Matt Davies-Adams and Tom Williams for company to look ahead to Liverpool v Spurs and the inevitable farewell to Huddersfield. Plus bold predictions, pubic inflammation, and the dirtiest fixture in history RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Happy birthday, MD-A and Steve Bull (01m 40s) • PART 1b: Liverpool v Spurs preview and Harry Kane to the NFL (02m 10s) • PART 1c: Fulham v City preview (10m 00s) • PART 2: Swistanbul and other Euro 2020 headlines (11m 30s) • PART 3a: Ole in at United (19m 50s) • PART 3b: Cardiff v Chelsea preview and Women’s Champion League news (24m 00s) • PART 3c: Arsenal v Newcastle preview (32m 30s) • PART 4a: The dirtiest fixture in football (36m 00s) • PART 4b: The rest of the PL weekend (40m 20s)
 • PART 4c: European round-up and best British players abroad (43m 00s)
 • PART 4d: Birthday 5-a-side teams redux (50m 40s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (53m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / The M40 derby (54m 40s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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A bone to pick
Mar 25 2019 55 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Jack Lang to talk about England continuing to be really quite good indeed. Plus, Scotland hit rock bottom; Birmingham docked 9 points; and why it would have been better for Brazil if they hadn’t won World Cup ’94 RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: England 5 - 0 Czech Rep (01m 40s) • PART 1b: Holland 2 - 3 Germany (09m 10s) • PART 1c: Gibraltar, home nations and more (13m 50s) • PART 2a: Scotland hit rock bottom - with Laura Brannan (20m 00s) • PART 2b: Portugal, France, Spain, Italy and more Euro news (23m 00s) • PART 3a: Birmingham’s 9 point deduction (28m 10s) • PART 3b: A bad week for Brazil and Argentina (33m 40s) • PART 3c: Burundi and Guyana news (37m 40s) • PART 4a: Sharing a birthday with footballers (40m 20s)
 • PART 4b: Flip Reverse the 94 World Cup final (45m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (50 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (52m 00s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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More common than potato and pasta
Mar 21 2019 58 mins  
Jimbo lines up alongside Julien Laurens, Duncan Alexander and James Horncastle to talk Euro 2020 qualifiers, while Simon Kuper tells us about Holland’s rejuvenation. Plus: dinner with Mick McCarthy and what would have happened if Dion Dublin hadn’t suffered a broken leg in 1992? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: A Euro 2020 explainer (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Rice and riches up front England v Czech Republic preview (04m 00s) • PART 2a: Scotland, Wales, NI news and dinner with Mick McCarthy (13m 40s) • PART 2b: Holland, Germany and more - with Simon Kuper (19m 00s) • PART 2c: France, Rabiot’s mum and Pogba’s ring (26m 40s) • PART 2d: A new Italy (38m 50s) • PART 3: Your questions (42m 20s) 
• PART 4: Flip Reverse Man U v Palace September 1992 (49m 40s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (53 20s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (55m 00s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Leeds**' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=). (We've had to rearrange our Liverpool show for Mon 25 November - sorry, folks. More details soon) GET IN TOUCH:
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Fading out of the photograph
Mar 18 2019 63 mins  
Jimbo has Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Ian Irving on board to talk FA Cup and Champions League draw. Plus, naughty Q words, tales of wind, and what would have happened if Gazza never made that tackle on Gary Charles in 1991 RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Swansea 2 - 3 City and the Q word (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Brighton come good at the Den (09m 10s) • PART 1c: Wolves and Watford set up their semi (10m 50s) • PART 2a: Cycling and Football League news (19m 50s) • PART 2b: Champions League QFs (23m 30s) • PART 2c: Europa League QFs (29m 40s) • PART 3a: Fulham 1 - 2 Liverpool (34m 00s) • PART 3b: Everton do Chelsea and the rest of PL weekend (39m 10s) • PART 4a: The Milan derby and around Planet Football (45m 30s) • PART 4b: Flip Reverse Spurs v Forest FA Cup final 1991 (52m 20s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (58 20s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (59m 30s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March**](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf) and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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An ideal farmhand
Mar 14 2019 67 mins  
Jimbo’s joined by Julien Laurens, Daniel Storey and Jack Lang to dissect more Premier League success in the Champions League. Plus, Rafa Honigstein on a potential Neu Gotterdammerung; Alvaro Romeo on Zidane turning up again at Real; and the first iteration of One Game to Replay RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Four PL sides in CL last 8 (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Bayern 1 - 3 Liverpool - with Rafa Honigstein (05m 00s) • PART 1c: Juve 3 - 0 Atletico Madrid (14m 50s) • PART 2a: Barcelona 5 - 1 Lyon and the GOAT debate (18m 40s) • PART 2b: City 7 - 0 Schalke (21m 30s) • PART 3a: ZZ returns to RM - with Alvaro Romeo (28m 10s) • PART 3b: The FA Cup quarter-finals (32m 20s) • PART 4a: The PL weekend (39m 10s) • PART 5a: Le Classique preview (50m 20s) • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (57 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / OWNA FC and more (59m 30s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for[** Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March**](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf) and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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Yin and yang
Mar 11 2019 68 mins  
Jimbo has Michael Cox, Tom Williams and James Horncastle in the pod to look back on a weekend of dodgy non-VAR goals and pitch invaders. Plus: Liverpool head to Bayern; Ranieri returns to Rome; and Dion Dublin days with Jason Statham RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: City 3 - 1 Watford (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 4 - 2 Burnley (05m 00s) • PART 1c: Rafa Honigstein on Bayern v Liverpool and City v Schalke (09m 40s) • PART 2a: Barcelona v Lyon preview (16m 30s) • PART 2b: Juve v Atletico Madrid preview (18m 30s) • PART 3: The battle for 3rd and 4th (24m 30s) • PART 4a: The Birmingham pitch invasion - with Chris Goulding from WeAreBirmingham (39m 20s) • PART 4b: The relegation picture (47m 40s) • PART 5a: Ranieri returns to Rome (55m 10s) • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (60m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / Colwyn Bay news (62m 20s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March**](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf) and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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Les Miserables
Mar 07 2019 66 mins  
Jimbo has Natalie Gedra, James Horncastle and Tom Williams in the studio and Julien Laurens, Michiel Jongsma and Alvaro Romeo on the line to talk PSG v United, Real v Ajax and a truly amazing midweek in the Champions League. Plus: beard implants; sausage trains; and the Lionesses roar again RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: So United, so PSG - with a very sad Julien Laurens (03m 20s) • PART 2a: Ajax humble Real - with added Michiel Jongsma and Alvaro Romeo (13m 00s) • PART 2b: Spurs and Porto also through to the CL quarters (28m 30s) • PART 3a: City v Watford and Liverpool v Burnley previews (32m 10s) • PART 3b: Arsenal v Man U and Chelsea v Wolves previews (36m 50s) • PART 3c: Saints v Spurs (41m 40s) • PART 4a: The relegation picture (44m 40s) 
• PART 4b: Brendan Rodgers v Scott Parker (49m 20s) • PART 5a: Ricky Gervais, Ligue 1 and SheBelieves updates (51m 40s) • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (57m 50s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / the St Pauli sausage train (59m 50s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March**](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf) and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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The ‘Try Your Hardest, Lads’ Cup
Mar 04 2019 65 mins  
Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Sasha Goryunov review the weekend’s derbies and how they impact upon the the race for the title and top four. Plus, pontifications on the expected assists, Ji-Dong Won’s second act, and a new name for the SheBelieves Cup RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Klopp blows the Merseyside derby (02m 00s) • PART 1b: City roll on - but at what cost (08m 30s) • PART 2: The North London derby (15m 40s) • PART 3a: United 3 - 2 Saints and a look ahead to PSG (25m 40s) • PART 3b: PSG v United and Dortmund v Spurs previews (29m 40s) • PART 3c: Fulham 1 - 2 Chelsea (34m 20s) • PART 4a: Classico chat - with Alvaro Romeo (40m 30s)
 • PART 4b: More from around Europe (46m 00s) 
• PART 4c: Championship round-up with love for Leeds and Jack Grealish (49m 20s) • PART 4e: The SheBelieves Cup (51m 30s) • PART 5a: Watford ruin Brendan’s big day and the rest of the PL (53m 20s) • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (59m 10s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (61m 10s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for **[Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf)** and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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Karmatic payback
Feb 28 2019 63 mins  
Jimbo has James Horncastle, Lynsey Hooper, and Duncan Alexander in to discuss all the midweek news including the repercussions on Kepa, Brendan Rodgers to Leicester, and a shout for goal of the season. Plus: a look ahead to the weekend in Europe, the SheBelieves Cup, and what exactly makes a pointless stat. RUNNING ORDER: * PART 1a: Leicester hire Rodgers (01m 30s) * PART 2a: Liverpool's 5 star performance over Watford and City keep the pressure on (06m 40s) * PART 2b: Not so hapless Huddersfield, Lloris's poor show, Arsenal smash Bournemouth, United fight off injuries for victory, and is Shane Longstaff the next Game of Thrones character? (13m 10s) * PART 3a: Pointless stats with Duncan Alexander (31m 10s) * PART 3b: SheBelieves Cup update (34m 30s) * PART 3c: European round-up (36m 20s) * PART 4a: Merseyside Derby preview (42m 10s) * PART 4b: More Premier League previews (48m 00s) * PART 4c: The London Derbies (51m 50s) * PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (56m 20s) * PART 6: Exeunt omnes and who do you share a birthday with? (58m 30s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: * Join us for [Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 Marc](https://www.epsteinliverpool.co.uk/events/totally-football-show-live-with-james-richardson/)h and [Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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Catering options
Feb 25 2019 63 mins  
Jimbo’s back and he’s got Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Carl Anka for company to give scrutiny to Kepa’s act of Wembley mutiny. Plus: a Phyrric draw at Old Trafford; Whisperin’ Claude Puel-ed off at Leicester; counting with Almiron RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Kepa, Sarri and a cup final (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Chelsea v Spurs preview, transfer bans and Burnley’s unbeaten run (11m 50s) • PART 2a: United 0 - 0 Liverpool and the most Phyrric of stalemates (19m 10s) • PART 2b: More love for Watford and Palace (23m 40s) • PART 2c: Au revoir, Claude; bonjour, Brendan? (31m 30s) • PART 3a: European round-up (37m 20s) • PART 3b: TFS Live news (48m 00s) 
• PART 4: The rest of the PL weekend - things looking bleak for Fulham; all hail Newcastle’s Almiron and Longstaff (48m 50s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (56m 50s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / and yes, Everton - we didn’t forget you (58m 30s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March**](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf) and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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The last hurrah?
Feb 21 2019 70 mins  
Lynsey Hooper is joined by Pat Nevin, Daniel Storey and Alvaro Romeo to look back on all things Champions League. Plus, Liverpool head to United, and Sarri’s likely Wembley swan song RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool 0 - 0 Bayern (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Schalke 2 - 3 City - comebacks, character and controVARsy (10m 30s) • PART 2a: Atletico 2 - 0 Juve (16m 20s) • PART 2b: Another blank for Barca - and why Luis Suarez is past it (22m 20s) • PART 3a: Misadventures in Sarriball (26m 30s) • PART 3b: Man U v Liverpool preview - with a nod to Arsenal v Saints (41m 00s) • PART 3c: The return of Harry Kane? (47m 10s)
 • PART 4: The rest of the PL weekend - with much love for Wolves and Watford (51m 10s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (65m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (67m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • Join us for [**Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March**](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf) and [**Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April**](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=) GET IN TOUCH:
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A canary in the coal mine
Feb 18 2019 63 mins  
Lynsey Hooper’s holding the fort and she's got James Horncastle, Daniel Storey and Michael Cox for company to seek answers from the fifth round of the FA Cup and preview Liverpool v Bayern in the Champions League. Plus, another red card for Ramos; Arsenal on the brink against BATE; and a cricket score in Serie C RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Wolves, Watford and Palace all progress (01m 00s) • PART 1b: The curious case of Phil Foden (11m 10s) • PART 1c: Millwall’s astonishing FA Cup record, Derby Knock(ed)eart blows, and Daniel ‘Mbappe’ James (16m 10s) • PART 2a: Liverpool v Bayern preview (and a nod to Schalke v City) - with Rafa Honigstein (22m 30s) • PART 2b: Atletico v Juve and Lyon v Barcelona, and another red card for Ramos (33m 50s) • PART 3a: Totally Live in Leeds and Liverpool news (41m 30s) • PART 3b: Women’s FA Cup round-up and a look ahead to the World Cup (42m 30s) 
• PART 3c: A brief trip to Serie C (48m 50s) • PART 3d: Europa League round-up - and more on Icardi (51m 10s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (57m 40s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes / our PFA Team of the Year So Far (59m 00s) LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Join us for **[Totally Football Live in Liverpool at the Epstein Theatre on Mon 25 March](https://t.co/KdWd9uIjDf)** and **[Totally Football Live in Leeds' City Varieties Music Hall on Mon 15 April](https://www.cityvarieties.co.uk/Online/default.asp?BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::permalink=CVListings&BOparam::WScontent::loadArticle::context_id=)** GET IN TOUCH:
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Shape damage
Feb 07 2019 59 mins  
Jimbo has Emma Saunders, Duncan Alexander and James Horncastle on board to discuss the jitters and jiggling at the top of the Premier League. Plus, Marco Silva returns to Vicarage Road; the DryWorld Cup; and tales from the French 6th division RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: City back on top - and who’ll be third in the two horse race? (01m 00s) • PART 2a: City v Chelsea, Liverpool v Bournemouth and Spurs v Leicester previews (10m 30s) • PART 2b: The race for the Top 4 (20m 30s) • PART 2c: A word on the FA Cup - and Tears for Fears (26m 00s) • PART 2c: Shape damage and other tales from the OptaPro Forum (33m 00s) • PART 3a: Watford v Everton and songs about snakes (36m 10s) • PART 3b: The rest of the PL weekend (42m 00s) • PART 4: Your questions, Serie A and tales from the French 6th division and Ravel Morrison (46m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (52m 20s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / Championship round-up (54m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Pigs’ ears and divinity
Feb 04 2019 68 mins  
Jimbo has Matt Davies-Adams, Michael Cox and Daniel Storey in the pod to talk early Agüero goals, black cats, the ‘It Was Only Huddersfield’ caveat and Qatar win the Asian Cup. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Lessons from the weekend and favourite footballing animals (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Arsenal 1 - 3 City (02m 50s) • PART 1c: Everton 1 - 3 Wolves (12m 30s) • PART 2a: Poch time, Son and the highest form of flattery (20m 10s) • PART 2b: Chelsea 5 - 0 Huddersfield (23m 20s) • PART 2c: The OGS bounce and transfer news (27m 50s) • PART 2d: The Hakeem al-Araibi affair (32m 40s) • PART 3a: Palace edge the Uncle Roy derby (35m 30s) • PART 3b: The rest of battle at the bottom (39m 30s) • PART 3c: Cardiff 2 - 0 Bournemouth (44m 50s) • PART 4a: Qatar - the force awakens (48m 350s) • PART 4b: News from around Europe (55m 10s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (60m 40s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / Championship round-up (62m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Sarcastic spit
Jan 31 2019 69 mins  
Jimbo’s accompanied by Julien Laurens, Duncan Alexander and James Horncastle look back on a stunningly good midweek in the Premier League and around Europe. Plus: nerviness, sarcasm and spitting RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Newcastle 2 - 1 City (01 50s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 1 - 1 Leicester, with West Ham to come (06m 30s) • PART 2a: City v Arsenal preview (13m 10s) • PART 2b: Bournemouth 4 - 0 Chelsea and the unravelling of Sarri (15m 20s) • PART 2c: 再见 to Fellaini and Ola to Almiron - with Luis Miguel Echegaray (28m 00s) • PART 2c: More transfer news (31m 30s) • PART 2d: The battle at the bottom - with a star turn by Fulham (34m 10s) • PART 3a: News from Spain, France and the Asian Cup (41m 50s) • PART 3b: An amazing midweek in Italy (49m 00s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (56m 50s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes / one-footed players (58m 40s) • PART 6: Exclusive extract from Daniel Storey’s ‘250 Days’ GET IN TOUCH:
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Running diagonally
Jan 28 2019 70 mins  
Jimbo has Daniel Storey, David Preece and Michael Cox in the pod to relive the highs and lows of the FA Cup fourth round and peer ahead to a full midweek round in the Premier League. Plus: poor grammar, saucy tweets, and bulging biceps RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: United knock out Arsenal (02m 40s) • PART 1b: AFC Wimbledon 4 - 2 West Ham (09m 00s) • PART 2a: Shews 2 - 2 Wolves (13m 20s) • PART 2b: Millwall 3 - 2 Everton - VAR and unsavoury scenes (19m 10s) • PART 3: Palace pile on the misery for Spurs’ (27m 30s) • PART 4a: Thierry Henry’s 100 days at Monaco - with Julien Laurens (36m 40s) • PART 4b: News from Nottinghamshire (41m 00s) • PART 4c: Liverpool v Leicester and City v Burnley previews (46m 40s) • PART 4d: The race for the Top 4… (49m 00s) • PART 4e: …and at the bottom (51m 30s)
 • PART 4f: Bundesliga, Serie A and Scottish Premiership news (54m 20s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (58m 00s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / one-footed players (60m 00s) • PART 7: Exclusive extract from Daniel Storey’s ‘250 Days’ GET IN TOUCH:
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Transporter bridges and the Whyteleafe curse
Jan 24 2019 61 mins  
Jimbo’s joined by Tom Williams, Daniel Storey and James Horncastle to talk FA Cup curses, civil engineering, the best run club in the Premier League and all the news from around Europe (well, mostly France) RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Emiliano Sala (00m 50s)
 • PART 2a: Arsenal v United preview and memories of PJ and Duncan (03m 20s) • PART 2b: Palace v Spurs preview (12m 00s) • PART 3a: The Wham Stadium, transport bridges and giant killings (18m 30s) • PART 3b: City v Burnley, Newcastle v Watford and Chelsea v Sheff Wed previews (29m 00s) • PART 4a: Transfer news, fights at Fulham and your questions (37m 30s) • PART 4b: Neymar injured, Balotelli on the move and Henry on the brink (46m 00s) • PART 4c: Another Asian Cup update (54m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 50s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (57m 40s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Get a room

Jan 21 2019 67 mins  
Jimbo has Michael Cox, Sasha Goryunov and Natalie Gedra (ESPN Brazil) to discuss Chelsea’s implosion amongst a goal-tastic weekend in the Premier League. Plus, billiards in Russia, horseback wrestling in Kyrgyzstan, and another job ends in tears for Sven RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Fulham 1 - 2 Spurs (02m 00s) 
• PART 1b: Arsenal 2 - 0 Chelsea and Sarri loses it (07m 50s) • PART 2a: Championship round-up (21m 00s) • PART 2b: Newcastle 3 - 0 Cardiff and the relegation battle (22m 30s) • PART 2c: United can’t stop winning and Mou can’t stop moaning (24m 00s) • PART 2d: European round-up (30m 20s) • PART 3a: Thanks, Huddersfield but it’s time to say goodbye (34m 50s)
 • PART 3b: Liverpool 4 - 3 Palace (38m 00s) • PART 3c: Wolves 4 - 3 Leicester (43m 10s) • PART 3d: The rest of the PL weekend (47m 30s) • PART 4a: Serie A news (50m 30s) • PART 4b: Asian Cup update - with more Kyrgyzstan intel than you possibly wanted to know (55m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (61m 10s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (63m 00s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Fresh trousers
Jan 17 2019 58 mins  
Jimbo’s joined by Duncan Alexander, Emma Saunders and Matt Davies-Adams to talk Bielsa’s mega PowerPoint presentation and look ahead to Chelsea v Arsenal and the rest of the Premier League weekend. Plus, failed aspirations; second (half of) season syndrome; and Higuain heads to Stamford Bridge RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Arsenal v Chelsea preview with added James Horncastle on Higuain (01m 50s) 
• PART 1b: Fulham v Spurs preview (10m 30s) • PART 1c: Man U v Brighton preview (16m 00s) • PART 2a: Bielsa, spreadsheets and spying (17m 50s) • PART 2b: Martin O’Neill in at Forest (26m 00s) • PART 3a: Snow ahoy! (28m 00s) • PART 3b: Wagner leaves Huddersfield and Newcastle v Cardiff preview (32m 30s)
 • PART 3c: Liverpool v Palace preview (34m 40s)
 • PART 3d: Watford v Burnley preview and the rest of the PL weekend (38m 30s) • PART 4a: Serie A and Bundesliga return and Tom Williams on Monaco 1 - 1 Nice (42m 30s) • PART 4b: Asian Cup update (46m 40s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (50m 50s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes / remembering Graham Taylor (52m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Medium rare
Jan 10 2019 58 mins  
Jimbo welcomes Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey and Tom Williams to the pod to talk nine goal hauls, VAR, Salt Bae, God’s will and a weekend of relegation six pointers RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: City 9 - 0 Burton and a vulgar display of power (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Spurs 1 - 0 Chelsea - blah blah VAR (06m 00s) • PART 2a: Spurs v Man U preview with added Salt Bae (17m 20s) • PART 2b: West Ham v Arsenal preview with added Aaron Ramsay to Juve chat (22m 30s) • PART 3a: A word on Bolton (28m 20s) • PART 3b: Brighton v Liverpool and City v Wolves previews (32m 20s)
 • PART 4a: Asian Cup round-up (37m 40s)
 • PART 4b: The relegation picture (40m 30s) • PART 4c: French football news and your questions (45m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (52m 20s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (54m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Old Norse
Dec 31 2018 68 mins  
Jimbo has Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander and Matt Davies-Adams in for the final pod of the year, talking Liverpool, City, Liverpool-City and Shkodran Mustafi’s New Year’s Eve eve. Plus, our stars, flops, surprises and moments of the season so far RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: This does not slip? (0m 40s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 5 - 1 Arsenal (03m 20s) • PART 2a: City v Liverpool preview (11 00s) • PART 2b: Of Cardiff and Spurs (17m 00s) • PART 2c: Fulham and Kamara shoots himself in the foot (24m 00s) • PART 3a: Rangers’ Old Firm win and more - with JJ Bull (29m 10s) • PART 3b: World’s Strongest Man update (34m 40s) • PART 3c: Palace v Chelsea and alternatives to Sarriball (37m 00s) • PART 3d: Man U and Pogba on the up (44m 00s) • PART 4a: A word on the Championship and the best football docs (49m 50s) • PART 4b: Stars, flops and moments of the season so far (52m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (61m 20s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (63m 20s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Rogue One
Dec 28 2018 78 mins  
Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Rafa Honigstein and Carl Anka are here to catch up with the past seven days at the top and bottom of the Premier League and around Europe. Are Tottenham now Liverpool’s main rival for the title? Plus, Eddie Howe’s home decor; the best diver in the game; and the return of Prince Albert RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: A three-way title tussle at the top with City wobbling (02m 40s) • PART 1b: Can Spurs go the distance - with Kayvan Moghaddassi from Oh When the Spurs podcast (11m 10s)
 • PART 1c: Putting Liverpool’s numbers into context (15m 30s) • PART 2a: The Poch paradigm and the Eddie Howe Feng shui philosophy (26m 50s) • PART 2b: What’s gone right at Leicester? - with Jonathan Northcroft (30m 40s) • PART 2c: ‘Now We Are Free’ at United (35m 50s) • PART 2d: Chelsea, Palace and more (45m 00s)
 • PART 3a: Bundesliga update and other European news (48m 00s) • PART 3b: Fulham v Huddersfield and more PL previews (52m 00s)
 • PART 4a: The best diver in football (58m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Death, racism, un-policeable Ultras - a bad Boxing Day in Serie A (62m 00s)
 • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (71m 50s) • PART 6: Best video games of the year / Exeunt omnes (73m 20s) GET IN TOUCH:
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A soothing balm
Dec 20 2018 61 mins  
Jimbo has Emma Saunders, Jack Lang and Lynsey Hooper to keep him company on our final show before Christmas as we discuss the new regime at Old Trafford, look ahead to the weekend’s fixtures at the top and bottom of the Premier League, and bemoan the escalating price of Freddos RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Solksjaer in at United (01m 00s) • PART 2a: Burton face City in the League Cup semis (11m 30s)
 • PART 2b: Spurs 2 - 0 Arsenal - and why would Poch want to leave? (14m 20s) • PART 3a: Wolves v Liverpool preview (21m 00s) • PART 3b: City v Palace preview (26m 40s) • PART 3c: Is Puel next for the chop? (30m 20s) • PART 3d: Arsenal v Burnley preview (33m 40s)
• PART 3e: World Club Cup update (36m 30s) • PART 4a: Innocent Bonke and who is Domingos Quina? (38m 20s) • PART 4b: The rest of the PL weekend (44m 20s) 
• PART 5a: The rising price of Freddos and Euro news (49m 20s)
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Minstrels and Opal Fruits
Dec 17 2018 62 mins  
Jimbo has Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Natalie Gedra for the ride to discuss Liverpool’s return to the top and United’s race to the bottom. Plus: the Alpine Klopp makes his mark; the Champions League draw; and Christmas jumpers in Brazil RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Liverpool 3 - 1 United (02m 20s) • PART 2: City 3 - 1 Everton (15m 20s) • PART 3a: Champions League Last 16 (23m 20s) • PART 3b: Southampton 3 - 2 Arsenal (28m 30s) • PART 4a: The Snodgrass redemption (34m 30s) • PART 4b: Palace win sans-Zaha; Watford’s recruitment, and more (42m 30s) • PART 5a: World’s Strongest Man and Club World Cup news (48m 30s) • PART 5b: Europa League draw highlights (52m 50s) • PART 5c: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 00s) • PART 6: Christmas jumpers in Brazil / Exeunt omnes (56m 40s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Craig David and the drummer from Coldplay
Dec 13 2018 76 mins  
Jimbo lines up alongside Pat Nevin, Jame Horncastle and Alvaro Romeo to talk Champions League, Liverpool-United, drumsticks and plastic pitches RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool 1 - 0 Napoli (02m 10s) • PART 1b: Liverpool v Man U preview (10m 40s) • PART 2a: Spurs do the business in Barcelona (15m 50s) • PART 2b: More CL headlines (20m 30s) • PART 3a: City v Everton preview (33m 00s) • PART 3b: Spurs v Burnley; Brighton v Chelsea; Southampton v Arsenal previews (40m 50s) • PART 4: Fulham v West Ham and the rest of the PL (53m 30s) • PART 5a: Serie A and La Liga updates (63m 10s) • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (68m 10s) • PART 6: AOB / Exeunt omnes (70m 10s) GET IN TOUCH:
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This does not slip
Dec 10 2018 74 mins  
Jimbo has Ian Irving, Sasha Goryunov and Michael Cox to analyse Liverpool overtaking City at the top of the Premier League. Plus, Alvaro Romeo on Tottenham’s trip to Barcelona; the Copa Liberatodores; and playing too much Fortnite RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool hit top spot (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 2 - 0 City (09m 40s) • PART 2a: A quick word on Arsenal (22m 30s) 
• PART 2b: Barcelona v Tottenham preview - with Alvaro Romeo (25m 30s) • PART 2c: Liverpool v Napoli preview - with James Horncastle (32m 10s) • PART 3a: United 4 - 1 Fulham - the return of the great entertainers (41m 20s) 
• PART 3b: The rest of the PL weekend (46m 30s) • PART 4a: Your questions (52m 40s) • PART 4b: MLS, Copa Libertadores, Scotland, and European news (54m 20s)
 • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (66m 30s) • PART 6: AOB / Exeunt omnes (68m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Better from the waist down
Dec 06 2018 71 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, David Preece and Tom Williams to round up the Premier League's midweek games and look ahead to Chelsea v City et al. Plus: the lowdown on Ralph Hasenhüttl; Alisson v Ederson; and Monaco or bust RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: An odd edition of Man U v Arsenal (02m 10s) • PART 2a: Fulham 1 - 1 Leicester - and United v Fulham preview (09m 30s) • PART 2b: Much love for Wolves as Chelsea flounder… (13m 50s)
 • PART 2c: …with City next (20m 30s) • PART 2d: Bournemouth v Liverpool preview (27m 20s) • PART 3: Who is Ralph Hasenhüttl? - with Rafa Honigstein (38m 00s) • PART 4: Time to talk about Brighton and the rest of the PL weekend (45m 50s) • PART 5a: Scotland, Checkatrade, Europe and MLS news (52m 50s) • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (61m 50s) • PART 6: The langoustine incident / Exeunt omnes (63m 40s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Otherworldly
Dec 03 2018 68 mins  
Jimbo has Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Carl Anka for company to look back on Divock Origi’s extraordinary late winner and Arsenal’s 4-2 win in the North London derby. Plus, the end of the road for Mark Hughes and a new Intertoto Cup! RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool 1 - 0 Everton (01m 40s) • PART 1b: Arsenal 4 - 2 Spurs (07m 10s) • PART 2a: Adios, Mark Hughes (17m 00s) • PART 2b: Southampton 2 - 2 Man United (21m 00s) • PART 3a: Cardiff 2 - 1 Wolves, Chelsea 2 - 0 Fulham (28m 50s) • PART 3b: Palace get their win; West Ham smash Newcastle (35m 00s) • PART 4a: Sol Campbell’s wining start (40m 00s) • PART 4b: Euro news and MLS update (41m 30s)
 • PART 4c: Euro 2020 draw, Europa League 2 and adventures in Wrexham (55m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (62m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (64m 40s) GET IN TOUCH:
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92 million babies and rising
Nov 29 2018 73 mins  
Jimbo lines up alongside Duncan Alexander, Tom Williams and Julien Laurens to divine lessons from the Champions League and look ahead to a weekend of derbies in the Premier League. Plus, a brief history of 5-5 draws; crunch time in MLS; and the ballad of Bedford Jezzard, RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: PSG 2 - 1 Liverpool (02m 20s) • PART 1b: Spurs 1 - 0 Inter (10m 10s) • PART 2a: United qualify…just - and the greatest Lukaku stat you’ll ever hear (15m 30s) • PART 2b: Lyon outplay City…again - and the rest of the CL headlines (22m 30s) • PART 3a: Chelsea v Fulham preview (30m 00s)
 • PART 3b: Arsenal v Spurs preview (37m 00s) • PART 3c: Liverpool v Everton preview (39m 20s) 
 • PART 3d: Villa 5 - 5 Forest; Sol Campbell in Macclesfield; and the Copa heads to Doha (43m 00s) • PART 4a: The rest of the PL weekend (51m 20s) • PART 4b: What to look out for in Europe and MLS (61m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (65m 30s) • PART 6: Golfing with Dean Saunders / Exeunt omnes (67m 30s) GET IN TOUCH:
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La final del mundo
Nov 26 2018 71 mins  
Jimbo has Daniel Storey, Ian Irving and Matt Davies-Adams in the studio and Rory Smith on the line from Buenos Aires to look back on the football that did happen in the Premier League and the football that didn’t happen in Argentina. Plus: much love for MoPo, Liverpool head to Paris, and tales from the Everton cafeteria RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Spurs 3 - 1 Chelsea (01m 30s) • PART 2a: City in Lyon and Liverpool head to Paris - with Julien Laurens (15m 40s) • PART 2b: Watford 0 - 3 Liverpool (22m 30s) • PART 3a: The biggest derby in the world that didn’t happen…twice - with Rory Smith (26m 20s) • PART 3b: Argy bargy in Japan too (33m 10s)
 • PART 4a: Wolves 0 - 2 Huddersfield, Fulham 3 - 2 Saints and settling (37m 10s) 
• PART 4b: Warnock in the jungle and clearing debts the Everton cafeteria (44m 00s) • PART 5a: News from Scotland and the Championship (48m 20s) • PART 5b: Ozil dropped, Mou shaves his head and the rest of the PL weekend (50m 00s) 
• PART 5c: MLS playoff update, more CL and European news (58m 20s) • PART 6: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (64m 10s) • PART 7: WSL chat / Exeunt omnes (66m 20s) GET IN TOUCH:
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The wind of change
Nov 22 2018 71 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Emma Saunders and James Horncastle to wave goodbye to the Nations League and say shalom to the Premier League. Plus, rebranding Watford; footballers’ film and TV cameos; and the science of rock-paper-scissors RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Germany 2 - 2 Holland; Scotland do the do; and waving goodbye to the Nations League (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Spurs v Chelsea and West Ham v City previews (14m 00s) • PART 2b: Watford Liverpool preview (22m 50s) • PART 3: Ranieri’s first outing with Fulham and the relegation picture (28m 40s) • PART 4a: Bournemouth v Arsenal and reappraising Granit Xhaka (38m 4i0s)
 • PART 4b: Man U v Palace and Leicester v Brighton previews (44m 30s) • PART 5a: Bundesliga news (48m 40s) • PART 5b: More Euro news - and competition time! (52m 30s)
 • PART 5c: Your questions and footballer movie and TV cameos (58m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (61m 30s) • PART 7: The science and stats of rock-paper-scissors / Exeunt omnes (63m 40s) GET IN TOUCH:
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Wise after the event
Nov 15 2018 63 mins  
Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, ESPN's Natalie Gedra and Matt Davies-Adams discuss Claudio Ranieri’s arrival at Fulham. Plus: the Nations League, golden goodbyes and bad Brazilians RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Tales from the Opta Joe quiz (0m 40s) 
• PART 1b: Ranieri in at Fulham - with added Jonathan Northcroft (03m 20s) • PART 2a: All change at Premier League HQ (15m 10s) • PART 2b: The return of the Nations League and Brazil head to Milton Keynes (19m 00s) • PART 2c: Re-evaluating Rooney; home nations state of play (24m 40s) • PART 3: Holland look to take Germany to a new Löw (35m 40s) • PART 4a: Allison v Ederson, Arthur Melo and Tite’s new Brazil… (39m 10s) • PART 4b: The worst Brazilians (44m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (52m 40s) • PART 5: Any other business / Exeunt omnes (54m 20s) [](https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/fsf-awards-2018) [**VOTE IN THE FSF AWARDS**](https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/fsf-awards-2018) GET IN TOUCH:
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Pumped
Nov 12 2018 69 mins  
Jimbo has Daniel Storey, Kelly Cates and Julien Laurens on board to recap City’s squash match with United and rest of the Premier League and European weekend. Plus, Rafa Honigstein on Der Klassiker, Sam Kelly on the Superclásico, and Cobi Jones on England v USA RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: City 3 - 1 United (02m 10s) • PART 2a: Liverpool and Chelsea keep up the pace (13m 00s) • PART 2b: Arsenal get lucky against Wolves (17m 00s) • PART 3: Der Klassiker - with Rafa Honigstein (19m 40s)
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Vindication
Nov 08 2018 73 mins  
Jimbo welcomes Pat Nevin, James Horncastle and Tom Williams to the pod to talk about United’s Fellaini-inspired comeback in Turin and the rest of the Champions League. Plus, Liverpool’s lost spark; Fulham at rock bottom; and non league nominative determinism RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Juve 1 - 2 United - Mou’s got his mojo back (02m 30s) • PART 2a: Of City, derbies and dodgy penalties (14m 00s) • PART 2b: Red Star 2 - 0 Liverpool (22m 20s) • PART 3: The rest of the CL headlines (30m 40s)
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Definite imperfections
Nov 05 2018 63 mins  
Jimbo is accompanied by Melissa Reddy, Sasha Goryunov and Benji Lanyado to discuss City being a class apart; West Ham turning the corner (again); the most talented 14-year-old in Paraguay; and the Uncle Jeff co-efficient RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Arsenal 1 - Liverpool (01m 40s) • PART 1b: City 6 - 1 Saints (11m 00s) • PART 1c: Chelsea 3 - 1 Palace and Spurs 3 - 2 Wolves (15m 00s) • PART 2a: European Super League and CL chat (18m 30s)
 • PART 2b: Spurs’ must-win clash with PSV (26m 10s) • PART 2c: After Bournemouth, what chance United at Juve? (29m 00s) • PART 3a: West Ham 4 - 2 Burnley - and the Uncle Jeff coefficient (39m 30s)
 • PART 3b: The rest of the PL weekend (44m 20s)
 • PART 4a: Rest o’ the world round up - from Dulwich Hamlet to Buenos Aires to MLS to Scotland (45m 40s) • PART 4b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 20s) • PART 5: Any other business / Exeunt omnes (57m 00s) **!![VOTE IN THE FSF AWARDS](https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/fsf-awards-2018)!!** GET IN TOUCH:

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A long, dark teatime of the soul
Nov 01 2018 66 mins  
Jimbo, Daniel Storey, James Horncastle and Matt Davies-Adams talk own goals, fights and flying coins in the wide world of football, from the Carabao Cup to the Copa Libertadores and everything in between. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Chelsea 3 - 2 Derby (01m 30s) • PART 1b: A glass half empty reading of the station at Spurs (10m 20s) • PART 2a: City v Saints preview (22m 20s) • PART 2b: Arsenal v Liverpool and Chelsea v Palace previews (26m 00s)
 • PART 3a: Euro round-up - shenanigans in Scotland; Real Madrid get a win; prison sentences in Italy (30m 20s) • PART 3b: Going loco at the Copa Libertadores (38m 40s)
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Tragedy at Leicester
Oct 29 2018 64 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Jack Lang, Alvaro Romeo and Jonathan Northcroft to reflect on the tragic events at Leicester. Plus, Barca rule the Clasico; the Ross Barkley renaissance; and LA Galaxy miss out on the playoffs RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Remembering Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha - with Jonathan Northcroft (00m 40s) • PART 2: El Clasico review - tactics, morse code, etymology and more (05m 30s) • PART 3a: Burnley 0 - 4 Chelsea - the rise of Ross Barkley (21m 40s) • PART 3b: Man U 1 - 2 - Pogba’s showboating (27m 10s)
 • PART 3c: Palace 2 - 2 Arsenal - Picasso’s Ozil (32m 00s) • PART 4: Big wins for Liverpool, Watford and Bournemouth and the rest of the PL weekend (36m 20s) 
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The missing ingredient is love
Oct 25 2018 67 mins  
Jimbo, Julien Laurens, Carl Anka and Duncan Alexander reflect on the lessons learned from the Champions League. Plus, the beginning of the end for Spurs; Graham Hunter on El Clasico; and Decision Day in MLS RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: CL takeaways (01m 50s) • PART 1b: A bad night for Hugo Lloris (13m 30s) • PART 2: Man U v Juventus - 1-0 drubbing, so what next? (16m 10s) • PART 3a: Spurs v City preview (25m 50s) 
• PART 3b: Liverpool v Cardiff preview - finally, Fabinho? (30m 00s) • PART 3c: Palace v Arsenal preview - and the importance of good manners (33m 00s)
 • PART 4: El Clasico chat - with Graham Hunter (39m 40s)
 • PART 5a: News from France, Italy, Scotland and MLS (47m 30s) • PART 5b: The rest of the PL weekend (54m 40s) • PART 5c: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (61m 10s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (63m 00s) CHECK OUT OUR NEW AMERICAN SHOW: • [**Cobi Jones** is the presenter](http://playpodca.st/totallyusa)! GET IN TOUCH:

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The tactics of a poisonous snake
Oct 22 2018 62 mins  
Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Ian Irving dissect the Premier League weekend and look ahead to a crucial weekend in the Champions League for Man United and Spurs. Plus: Real on the rocks and Messi in a sling; Cobi Jones on the MLS playoff picture; and inside Sir Alex Ferguson’s en-suite bathroom RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Chelsea 2 - 2 United (2m 00s) • PART 1b: United v Juventus preview (10m 40s) • PART 2a: City 5 - 0 Burnley (14m 20s) • PART 2b: Liverpool grind it out again (18m 00s) 
• PART 2c: Make or break for Spurs in the CL (20m 20s) • PART 3a: Messi injured, Real on the rocks - with Alvaro Romeo (27m 30s) 
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In and around
Oct 18 2018 60 mins  
Jimbo, Duncan Alexander, Emma Saunders and Tom Williams look back on England’s amazing night in Spain. Plus, why Gibraltar are better than Germany on current form; a bottom o’ the table clash between Cardiff and Fulham; and will it be Mou’s last stand as United head to Chelsea? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Spain 2 - 3 England - with added montage! (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Contrasting fortunes for Gibraltar and Germany (11m 40s) • PART 1c: Wales in the driving seat (14m 40s) • PART 2a: Chelsea v Man U preview (17m 40s)
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 • PART 3b: Wolves v Watford preview; Bournemouth’s Fourth Season Syndrome (36m 30s) • PART 3c: Cardiff v Fulham preview - Warnock gonna Warnock (45m 10s)
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Merry on astrolager
Oct 11 2018 58 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Sunday Times football correspondent Jonathan Northcroft, David Preece and Matt Davies-Adams to look ahead to England’s double-header with Croatia and Spain and the rest of the Nations League. Plus, World Cup memories, darts with Dele All, and Aston Villa’s new managerial dream team RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: World Cup questions, World Cup memories (02m 30s) • PART 1b: England v Croatia preview - Mason Mount, Sancho and co (06m 30s) • PART 2a: Wales, Ireland, Scotland, Northern Ireland news (23m 30s) • PART 2b: Holland v Germany and Italy’s woes (30m 00s)
 • PART 3a: National anthems, non-league, Aston Villa and other miscellany (34m 10s) • PART 4: Jonathan’s World Cup memories and answers (46m 40s)
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Very Friedrich the Great
Oct 08 2018 63 mins  
Jimbo welcomes Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Sasha Goryunov to talk about the tightest title race in Europe (that’ll be the Premier League, folks). Plus, the rebirth of Ross Barkley; the decline of Wes Morgan; and tales from Russian amateur leagues RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Fulham 1 - 5 Arsenal (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Saints 0 - 3 Chelsea - a military historical reading (09m 30s) • PART 1c: Liverpool 0 - 0 Man City preview (13m 30s) • PART 2: Man U 3 - 2 Newcastle (19m 00s)
 • PART 3: The rest of the PL weekend (25m 30s) 
• PART 4a: Championship news - featuring Thierry and Terry (40m 50s) 
• PART 4b: The SPL - the most excitement league in Europe (43m 40s)
 • PART 4c: More European news… (45m 00s)
 • PART 4d: That Juventus statement about Ronaldo (52m 40s)
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Iron fists and glass bottles
Oct 04 2018 70 mins  
Jimbo has Pat Nevin, Lynsey Hooper (The Offside Rule podcast) and James Horncastle on board to talk Champions League and cabbages, and to look ahead to Liverpool v City. Plus: Grace Jones, model railways and under fire at the Azteca 
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Messi magic as Barca swot aside Spurs - with Daniel Storey (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Napoli 1 - 0 Liverpool (13m 00s) • PART 1c: Liverpool v Man City preview (18m 50s) • PART 2a: More CL news (21m 10s)
 • PART 2b: Man U teetering on the brink (25m 30s) 
• PART 3a: Focus on Chelsea, Wolves and Everton (35m 40s)
 • PART 3b: Arsenal, Spurs and West Ham preview (42m 00s)
 • PART 4a: Culture, cabbage and things-being-thrown chat (47m 20s) 
• PART 4b: Scotland, Serie A and Sven (56m 40s)
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A tactical dirty protest
Oct 01 2018 59 mins  
Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Matt Davies-Adams and Michael Cox wax lyrical about Liverpool’s draw with Chelsea and mull over Mou’s self-sabotage. Plus, Champions League, WSL, the artists formerly known as Videoton 
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Chelsea 1 - 1 Liverpool (02m 00s) • PART 1b: City, Spurs, Arsenal and mistaken identities (10m 50s) • PART 2a: West Ham 3 - 1 Man United and Mou’s dirty protest (15m 30s) • PART 2b: Can Valencia do a Sevilla? - with Alvaro Romeo (25m 00s)
 • PART 2c: Totally Live in Manchester and classic football shirt chat (29m 00s) 
• PART 3a: Champions League previews and the artists formerly known as Videoton (32m 40s)
 • PART 3b: European round-up and WSL news (37m 00s)
 • PART 4: The rest of the weekend’s action and the new Lewandowski (45m 20s) 
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A luxury Ricky Van Wolfswinkel 

Sep 27 2018 56 mins  
Jimbo has Duncan Alexander, Michael Cox and Tom Williams in the studio and Rory Smith on the line to discuss Man United’s odd couple, Mourinho and Pogba. Plus: Liverpool and Chelsea tango again, the greatest banger of 2003, and rethinking Jurassic Park 
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Derby defeat United (03m 20s) • PART 1b: The odd couple, Mou and Pog - with Rory Smith (09m 50s) • PART 1c: West Ham v United preview (13m 00s) • PART 2: Liverpool v Chelsea I and II (19m 40s) • PART 3: Phil Foden, Harvey Ellliott and more EFL Cup stories (25m 10s)
 • PART 4a: Euro round-up (30m 20s)
 • PART 4b: Arsenal v Watford and more PL previews (38m 20s)
 • PART 4c: The only Everton v Fulham stat you need to know and the least super Super Sunday ever (43m 50s)
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Filial pride
Sep 24 2018 64 mins  
Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Melissa Reddy, Michael Cox and Adam Bate talk Liverpool, Chelsea (and Liverpool v Chelsea), the Bundesliga in flux and Watford being worthy of the hype 
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool 3 - 0 Saints (02m 40s) • PART 1b: West Ham 0 - 0 Chelsea (08m 40s) • PART 2: United 1 - 1 Wolves (13m 30s) • PART 3a: Scottish and German news (22m 00s) • PART 3b: Burnley - the great entertainers (31m 20s)
 • PART 3c: Cardiff 0 - 5 City (32m 50s) 
• PART 4: Some splendid volleys, Serie A, and Grant Holt’s Royal Rumble (36m 30s)
 • PART 5a: Arsenal 2 - 0 Everton (44m 40s) 
• PART 5b: Brighton 1 - 2 Spurs - Milton Keynes ahoy! (49m 00s)
 • PART 5c: Fulham 1 - 1 Watford, our favourite grounds and the rest of the PL weekend (51m 00s) 
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Guess who's coming to dinner
Sep 20 2018 59 mins  
Jimbo is flanked by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Duncan Alexander as they muse on the mixed Champions League openers for Liverpool, Spurs and City. Plus, West Ham on the up, and more reasons to love N’Golo Kante (and Glenn Murray) RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool 3-2 PSG (03m 00s) • PART 1b: City 1 - 2 Lyon (09m 30s) • PART 1c: Inter 2 - 1 Spurs - what’s gone wrong at Tottenham? (14m 30s) • PART 2a: “Killing skill in this country” (22m 00s) • PART 2b: Juve, Man U, Barcelona and more CL (25m 00s) 
• PART 3a: West Ham v Chelsea preview - with Benji Lanyado (32m 30s) 
• PART 3b: Arsenal v Everton, Brighton v Spurs and Liverpool v Southampton previews (38m 00s) 
• PART 4a: Second assists and what to look out for around Europe (42m 30s) • PART 4b: Man U v Wolves and the rest of the PL weekend 48m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (53m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (55m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • It's your final call if you want to join [Jimbo, James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander for **Totally Football Live in London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018) • and [**Totally Football Live in Manchester on Friday 5 October** at the RNCM will feature Jimbo, Rory Smith, Daniel Storey and James Horncastle (again)](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
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Stressing the second syllable
Sep 17 2018 61 mins  
Jimbo has Daniel Storey, Sasha Goryunov and Ian Irving for company as they talk Premier League, Champions League, Young Boys and old ladies 
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Chelsea’s title challenge (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Tottenham 1 - 2 Liverpool; PSG head to Anfield and Spurs at San Siro (07m 00s) • PART 2: Hammer time! Everton 1 - 3 West Ham (17m 00s) • PART 3a: Man U head to the Vicarage before a meeting with Young Boys (25m 50s) • PART 3b: Ronaldo breaks his Juve duck and Douglas Costa goes postal (34m 00s) • PART 3c: Man C 3 - 0 Fulham and two special old ladies (36m 00s) • PART 4a: ‘It stinks of Zlatan’ (40m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Arsenal, Bournemouth, Palace, Burnley et al (46m 10s) • PART 4c: A salute to Kevin Beattie (54m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (56m 10s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (58m 10s) • Join [Jimbo, James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander for **Totally Football Live in London on Mon 24 September** at the Queen Elizabeth Hall](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018) • and [**Totally Football Live in Manchester on Friday 5 October** at the RNCM will feature Jimbo, Rory Smith, Daniel Storey and James Horncastle (again)](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [**Head to the Calm Zone**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
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Shouting at the clouds
Sep 13 2018 60 mins  
Jimbo is partnered by Jack Lang, James Horncastle and Dr Tom Markham to wrap up the international break and look ahead to Liverpool v Spurs, Watford v Man U and the return of the Premier League. Plus, George Weah and son; Maradona’s latest gig; and the best songs about footballers committed to record 
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: International round-up, with England, Spain, Scotland, Italy (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Irish troubles on and off the pitch - with Joe’s Dion Fanning from Joe (07m 30s) • PART 1c: More international news, with the Weahs, the Hagis, Richardson, Maradona and JT (14m 10s) • PART 2a: Previews of Liverpool v Spurs, Chelsea v Cardiff and City v Fulham (21m 40s) • PART 2b: The secret of Watford’s success - with Emma Saunders (32m 00s) 
• PART 2c: Everton v West Ham, Newcastle v Arsenal and the rest of the PL weekend (39m 50s)
 • PART 3: Your footballing tunes (51m 20s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 30s) 
• PART 5: Exeunt omnes (57m 40s) LIVE SHOWS: • Join [Jimbo, James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander for **Totally Football Live in London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018) • and [**Totally Football Live in Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM** will feature Jimbo, Rory Smith, Daniel Storey and James Horncastle (again)](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [**Head to the Calm Zone**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power**- home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • [find us on **Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)


Put the church in the centre of the village
Sep 10 2018 51 mins  
Jimbo, Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and Tom Williams give a thumbs up to the start of the Nations League. Plus, John Terry heads to Moscow and a crash course in Comoros 
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: All hail the Nations League (01m 00s) • PART 2a: England 1 - 2 Spain (06m 30s) • PART 2b: Switzerland up next for England - with Oliver Zesiger (15m 00s) • PART 3: Welsh highs and lows; Ireland out of time; and Scotland on the rocks (18m 50s) 
 • PART 4a: France, Vegedream and more (26m 30s) 
• PART 4b: John Terry signs for Spartak - with Sasha Goryunov (32m50s)
 • PART 4c: Your questions and Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers (37m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (45m 40s) 
• PART 6: Exeunt ones (50m 20s) LIVE NEWS: • Join Jimbo, James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander for **[Totally Football Live in London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018)** **•** and [**Totally Football Live in Manchester on Friday 5 October**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) at the RNCM will feature Jimbo, Rory Smith, Daniel Storey and James Horncastle (again) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by[**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**

Scarcity rather than abundance
Sep 06 2018 54 mins  
Jimbo, Julien Laurens, Alvaro Romeo and James Horncastle look ahead to the opening games in the the Nations League. Plus, Danish YouTubers, an MLS update and has (that) Ronaldo bitten off more than even he can chew?
 
RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: The Nations League explained…sort of (01m 00s) • PART 2: England v Spain preview (05m 00s) • PART 3a: Denmark’s futsal team (11m 40s) • PART 3b: Germany v France preview (19m 00s) 
• PART 4a: MLS update with George Qureshi (24m 20s) 
• PART 4b: Your questions: away goals, extraterrestrial life and more (29m 50s) • PART 5: Ronaldo’s €30m stake in Valladolid (41m 00s) 
• PART 6: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (48m 50s) 
• PART 7: Exeunt ones (50m 20s) LIVE SHOWS: • Join **Jimbo**, **James Horncastle**, **Michael Cox** and **Duncan Alexander** for **[Totally Football Live in London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018)** • and **[Totally Football Live in Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live)** will feature **Jimbo**, **Rory Smith**, **Daniel Storey** and **James Horncastle** (again) CHARITIES: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
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Who? Why? Where? Watford?

Sep 03 2018 54 mins  
Jimbo, Michael Cox, Daniel Storey and David Preece discuss the Premier League's entertainers (accidental and otherwise), winning runs and goalkeeping blunders

 RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Watford 2 - 1 Spurs (02m 20s) • PART 1b: Chelsea and Liverpool still unbeaten - and Alisson Blunderland (09m 40s) • PART 2a: Champions League draw recap (21m 00s) • PART 2b: Europa League draw recap and a word on the Old Firm/Farm derbies (27m 20s) 
• PART 3a: Arsenal - the accidental entertainers (30m 40s)
 • PART 3b: Burnley 2 - 0 United and the rest of the PL weekend (38m 40s)
 • PART 3c: West Ham woes (40m 50s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (49m 00s) 
• PART 5: Exeunt ones (51m 10s) LIVE NEWS • we're in **London on** **[Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018)** • and we’re in **[Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live)** CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • [**Find us on Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) •**[send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**

A carefully constructed Machiavellian plan
Aug 30 2018 58 mins  
Jimbo, Opta's Duncan Alexander, Tom Williams and James Horncastle talk big bouncy wins, respect, and rethinking possession stats. Plus, Fortnite, the Old Firm, and a farewell to Deuce RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Man U 0 - 3 Spurs, meltdowns and shifting sands (0m 40s) • PART 1b: Watford v Spurs preview (11m 20s) • PART 1c: Leicester v Liverpool and Chelsea v Bournemouth previews (15m 00s) • PART 2a: Ligue 1 and Serie A updates (21m 40s) • PART 2b: Old Firm derby preview - with Andrew Slaven from the Totally Scottish Football Show (29m 50s) • PART 3a: Man C v Newcastle preview - and more on possession stats (33m 00s) 
• PART 3b: Palace and Saints, Fulham and beats, (40m 00s) • PART 3c: West Ham, Cardiff and Huddersfield chat (43m 20s) • PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (51m 20s) 
• PART 5: Exeunt ones (53m 50s) LIVE NEWS • Join Jimbo, James Horncastle, Duncan Alexander and Michael Cox in [**London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018). • and our lineup in **[Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live)** is Jimbo, Horncastle, Rory Smith and Daniel Storey CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM,** the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Head to the [Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**. • send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**

The system is our enemy
Aug 27 2018 58 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies-Adams and Harriet Drugde to discuss Watford’s flying start, Ozil’s cold, and crisps on the pitch. Plus, Liverpool hit top spot, more of the same from Arsenal, and a record-breaking weekend for the women’s game RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Wolves 1 - 1 Man City, going into the Matrix (2m 50s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 1 - 0 Brighton (08m 00s) • PART 2a: Fulham 4 - 2 Burnley and Watford’s 100% start (10m 00s) • PART 2b: Newcastle 1 - 2 Chelsea 2, rethinking possession stats 18m 00s) • PART 2c: Arsenal 3 -1 West Ham, Ozil in or Ozil out (25m 00s) 
 • PART 4a: Japan, Europe and Championship news (31m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Bournemouth 2- 2 Everton (40m 00s) • PART 4c: Nil and niller between Huddersfield and Cardiff (44m 10s)
 • PART 4d: Women’s football news (46m 30s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (50m 40s)
 • PART 6: Exeunt ones (52m 40s) LIVE NEWS: • [we're in **London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018) • and we’re in [**Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) for more information 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • have a listen to our new cycling podcast - [**The Bradley Wiggins Show by Eurosport**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-bradley-wiggins-show-by-eurosport/id1404437099?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/). • send us a [tweet:** @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

No retreat, no surrender
Aug 23 2018 69 mins  
Jimbo, David Preece, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens look ahead to everything in the Premier League this weekend. Plus, an apology to Crystal Palace, Thierry Henry heads to Bordeaux and Jean-Claude Van Damme’s big break RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: No Retreat, No Surrender 1986 (0m 40s) • PART 1b: City v Wolves preview (03m 30s) • PART 2a: Liverpool v Brighton preview (11m 40s) • PART 2b: Man U v Spurs preview - with added Woodward v Mou v Pogba; De Gea regression and Luke Shaw’s limits (18m 30s) • PART 3: Arsenal v West Ham preview - an early 6 pointer (29m 30s) 
• PART 4a: Thierry Henry in at Bordeaux? (40m 00s)
 • PART 4b: More from around Europe, Scotland and the Championship - and your questions (45m 00s) • PART 5: The rest of the PL - including Newcastle v Chelsea, Everton’s Angry Birds, and apology to Crystal Palace (50m 20s)
 • PART 6: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (62m 20s)
 • PART 7: Exeunt ones (64m 00s) LIVE NEWS • we're in London on [**Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018) • and we’re in Manchester on [**Friday 5 October at the RNCM**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) for more info 
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Buzz cuts, bitter brews and Bashkortostan
Aug 20 2018 63 mins  
Jimbo has Michael Cox, Carl Anka and Sasha Goryunov for company to analyse United's collapse at Brighton. Plus, condiments and tales from the German Cup RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Brighton, buzzcuts and bandanas - Man U’s horror show (02m 00s) • PART 2a: City terrifying against the Terriers (11m 50s) • PART 2b: Chelsea 3 - 2 Arsenal (20m 30s) • PART 3a: The West Ham jambalaya (28m 40s) 
• PART 3b: Spurs 3 - 1 Fulham (33m 20s)
 • PART 4: European round-up - with added Bashkortostan and Kyrgyzstan news (36m 00s) • PART 5a: The rest of the PL - including Kenedy’s game to forget, Watford looking good, and Richardson for the golden boot (45m 20s)
 • PART 5b: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (57m 50s)
 • PART 6: Exeunt ones (59m 30s) LIVE NEWS: • we're in [**London on Mon 24 Sept at the Queen Elizabeth Hall**](https://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whats-on/128635-totally-football-show-live-james-richardson-2018) • and we’re in [Manchester on Friday 5 October at the RNCM](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [Head to the Calm Zone](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
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Dismantling mythologies 

Aug 16 2018 61 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Jack Lang and Matt Davies-Adams to discuss Arsenal’s upcoming trip to Chelsea, possible signs of regression at Spurs, and what's in store in the Bundesliga this season RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: New surnames, Madonna and more (00m 40s) • PART 1b: Chelsea v Arsenal preview - ketchup, dice and blonde hair (03m 00s) • PART 1c: Spurs v Fulham and Palace v Liverpool previews (14m 10s) • PART 2a: Talking tactics (25m 00s) • PART 2b: KDB injured; Pog v Mou (27m 20s) 
• PART 3a: Footballing mythologies; Kroos v Ozil; (31m 00s) • PART 3b: Atléti win the Super Cup and Brendan on the brink at Celtic (37m 00s)
 • PART 3c: More PL previews (43m 40s) 
• PART 4a: Kaiser competition (48m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Bundesliga preview (50m 00s) • PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (55m 20s)
 • PART 5: Exeunt ones (57m 20s) LIVE NEWS: • [We’re headed to Manchester on Friday 5 October for** Totally Football Live**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live#)**!** CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: [at the **CalmZone**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • try out the daily fantasy football with [**DraftKings**](https://www.draftkings.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIqo3y_-fx3AIVB7DtCh2JRQObEAAYASAAEgLGS_D_BwE) - and make sure to enter the promo code **TOTALLY** when you sign up GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)






Tools, moustaches and thermal exhaust ports
Jul 12 2018 37 mins  
Jimbo, Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Jack Lang look ahead to Sunday’s World Cup final between France and Croatia. Plus, our highlights from the past month of football, and more England contemplation RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Further reflections on England’s exit (02m 00s) • PART 2a: Croatia’s chances in the final - with Juraj Vrdoljak (07m 00s) • PART 2b: France the favourites - with Julien Laurens (12m 00s) • PART 3a: Highlights of Russia 2018 (20m 00s) • PART 3b: Football’s coming home: discuss (30m 40s)
 • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (32m 10s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (33m 10s) LIVE NEWS: • [We’re headed to **Manchester on Friday 5 October for Totally Football Live!**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live#) ** CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably,** who are dedicated to preventing male suicide](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • it's [Tour de France time - so listen to **The** **Bradley Wiggins Show by Eurosport**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-bradley-wiggins-show/id1404437099?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • [send us a **tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)


Today's the day
Jul 10 2018 33 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Tom Williams in the pod and Totally Football voices from around Russia to look ahead to the Big One: England v Croatia. Plus, Julien Laurens in St Petersburg tells us about France’s semi-final victory over Belgium RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: France do Belgium - with Julien Laurens (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Where did Belgium go wrong? (07m 30s) • PART 1c: How to beat France (12m 30s) • PART 2a: England v Croatia preview - with added montage (14m 40s) • PART 2b: What if… (18m 20s) • PART 2c: The view from Croatia - with Juraj Vrdoljak (24m 00s) 
 • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (28m 30s) • PART 4: Exeunt omnes and a word on momentum (29m 10s) LIVE NEWS: • [We’re headed to Manchester on Friday 5 October for **Totally Football Live**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live#)! CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) • [it's Tour de France time - so listen to the **Bradley Wiggins Show by Eurosport**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-bradley-wiggins-show/id1404437099?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Liquid history
Jul 07 2018 36 mins  
Jimbo has Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Sasha Goryunov in the studio and Rory Smith and Kelly Somers on the line from Russia to look back on England’s win over Sweden and Russia’s exit from the World Cup at the hands of the Three Lions’ semi-final opponents, Croatia. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: It’s been a while… (01m 00s) • PART 1b: England sail into the semi-finals - with Kelly Somers (08m 00s) • PART 1c: In praise of the new England (10m 00s) • PART 2a: Croatia knock out Russia - with Rory Smith from the New York Times (14m 20s) • PART 2b: Farewell to Russia and a lookahead to England v Croatia (21m 30s)
 • PART 3: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (30m 00s) • PART 4: A word on Gareth Southgate and exeunt omnes (31m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • Football's coming home (maybe) - and we’re headed to Manchester (definitely). Join us for [**Totally Football Live at the Royal Northern College of Music on Friday 6 October.**](https://www.seetickets.com/tour/the-totally-football-show-live) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • [find us on **Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • [send us a **tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)



Proper naughty
Jul 03 2018 30 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies and a drained Iain Macintosh to make sense of England’s penalty shootout victory over Colombia - witnessed in Moscow by newly-adopted Englishman, Rafa Honigstein - as Sweden await in the World Cup quarter-finals… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: England. Penalties. That sort of thing (01m 20s) • PART 1b: A word from an adopted Englishman - Rafa Honigstein, after the final whistle (04m 30s) • PART 1c: More analysis of England’s win over Colombia (06m 20s) • PART 2a: Sweden await after beating Switzerland - with Patrik Syk (13m 00s) • PART 2b: Some constructive criticism for England (17m 00s) • PART 3: A quick look at the quarter-finals (19m 20s)
 • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (25m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (26m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
PARISH NOTICES: • [we're in the **New York Times**](https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/03/magazine/letter-of-recommendation-the-totally-football-show-with-james-richardson.html)! • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)








Salty affairs and an element of chaos
Jun 25 2018 47 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Matt Davies, James Horncastle and Jack Lang to take stock of the culmination of Groups A and B. Plus, a look ahead to Nigeria v Argentina and an assessment of the Socceroos’ campaign RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Uruguay 3 - 0 Russia (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Spain 2 - 2 Morocco, Iran 1 - 1 Morocco and a lot of VAR (5m 00s) • PART 1c: Jack’s Big Question • PART 2: A brief word on Egypt and Saudi Arabia - and more on Uruguay (16m 30s) • PART 3: Argentina v Nigeria preview - with Janine Anthony (23m 00s)
 • PART 4a: Australia v Peru preview - with David Basheer (34m 20s) • PART 4b: France v Denmark preview (38m 20s) • PART 5: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (39m 50s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes - and Jack’s Big Answer (42m 20s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with **[CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/),** who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. 
PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [get yourself 70% off a virtual private network with **BestVPN.com**](http://www.BestVPN.com/podcast) • [football + intellectualism = **The Game of Our Lives podcast**](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)


Saved blushes and a massive rampart
Jun 23 2018 47 mins  
Jimbo is joined in the pod by Tom Williams and Matts Stanger and Scott and Rafa Honigstein in Russia to relive the drama of Germany’s last-gasp victory over Sweden to keep their campaign alive. Plus, Anton Toloui in Nizhny Novgorod ahead of England v Panama; and Argentina continue to unravel. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Sweden 1 - 2 Germany - wow! (01m 10s) • PART 1b: …and the word from Rafa Honigstein (11m 30s) • PART 2a: Mexico 2 - 1 South Korea (18m 20s) • PART 2b: Belgium 5 - 2 Tunisia (19m 30s) • PART 3a: England v Panama preview - with a bit of Anton Toloui (27m 00s)
 • PART 3b: Senegal v Japan and Colombia v Poland previews (35m 20s) • PART 3c: Argentina’s deepening crisis (39m 20s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (42m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (43m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with **[CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/)**, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
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Progress, protests and a spot of Prussian history
Jun 19 2018 55 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Duncan Alexander, Michael Cox and a jubilant Sasha Goryunov to look back on Russia victory over Egypt. Plus, Japan stun Colombia; the word from downtown Kaliningrad; and a sociopolitical preview of Iran v Spain RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Russia 3 - 1 Egypt - the great Russian rope-a-dope (01m 30s) • PART 2a: Japan 2 - 1 Colombia - with Ben Maxwell from the J-Talk podcast (10m 40s) • PART 2b: Senegal 2 - 1 Poland (17m 40s) • PART 3a: A (P)Russian history lesson (21m 10s) • PART 3b: The view from downtown Kaliningrad - with Emma Saunders (23m 30s) 
• PART 4: Conclusions from the end of the first round of group games (31m 20s) • PART 5a: Portugal v Morocco preview - with Carlos Santos from SmartOdds (36m 40s) • PART 5b: Iran v Spain - a sociopolitical preview with Shireen Ahmed (40m 50s) • PART 6: World Cup odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (50m 00s) • PART 7: Exeunt omnes (51m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with [**CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide 
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Totally World Cup - Groups G and H previewed
Jun 08 2018 40 mins  
In our final podcast before the World Cup kicks off, Jimbo, Michael Cox, Jack Lang, Daniel Storey, Iain Macintosh and Belgium's own Kristof Terreur size up England and their opponents in Group G. Plus, we wonder whether Group H - with Japan, Colombia, Senegal and Poland - may just be the best group of them all RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Group G: Tunisia - the highest ranked team in Africa are not to be taken lightly (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Group G: Panama - “in Russia for a good time, not a long time” (05m 00s) • PART 1c: Group G: England - reasons for optimism and some nostalgia from Paul Ince (08m 10s) • PART 1d: Group G: Belgium - Kristof Terreur on whether this will be a crowing moment for this golden generation? (15m 20s) • PART 2a: Group H overview - the most international of groups (22m 20s) • PART 2b: Group H: Japan - a return to Tokyo-taka (24m 00s) • PART 2c: Group H: Senegal - back on the radar (26m 20s) • PART 2d: Group H: Colombia - not such a sure thing (29m 30s) • PART 2e: Group H: Poland - they should be better than are (32m 30s) • PART 3: World Cup odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (35m 40s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (37m 30s) • we're sponsored by[**Paddy Power **- home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • sign up to [**The Telegraph's Fantasy Football **](http://www.fantasyfootball.telegraph.co.uk) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Totally World Cup - Groups D, E and F previewed
Jun 07 2018 48 mins  
Daniel Storey, Jack Lang, James Horncastle and Matt Davies join Jimbo to talk Brazil, Argentina, Mexico et al. Plus, Rafa Honigstein on Sané-less Germany; Stefan Agustsson on Iceland's World Cup adventure; and Frida Fagerlund on Sweden post-Zlatan RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Group D: Argentina - reliant on Messi, but do they get the best out of him? (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Group D: Croatia - it’s all on Modric (09m 30s) • PART 1c: Group D: Nigeria - problems in goal, problems in front of goal (10m 50s) • PART 1d: Group D: Iceland - Gylfi, thunderclaps and more with Stefan Agustsson (14m 30s) • PART 2a: Group B: Brazil - are they over the 4-1, and are they less reliant on Neymar? (20m 00s) • PART 2b: Group B: Serbia - time for SMS to break out? (25m 00s) • PART 2c: Group B: Costa Rica - same squad, 4 years older (28m 30s) • PART 2d: Group B: Switzerland - a good bet for second place? (30m 00s) • PART 3a: Group C: Sweden - Frida Fagerlund on the post-Zlatan era (31m 00s) • PART 3b: Group C: South Korea - the whipping boys (35m 00s) • PART 3c: Group C: Mexico - look out for Chucky, but are they are on a hiding to nothing? (36m 00s) • PART 3d: Group C: Germany - Rafa Honigstein on why they’ll take some stopping, or will they suffer the curse of the Confederations Cup? (39m 00s) • PART 4: World Cup odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (44m 00s) • PART 5: Answers to our World Cup brainteaser (45m 40s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (50m 20s) PARISH NOTICES • We're sponsored by [**Paddy Power**- home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Totally World Cup - Groups A, B, and C previewed
Jun 07 2018 60 mins  
Jimbo’s joined in the pod by Michael Cox, Tom Williams, Sasha Goryunov and a host of other international guests too to tell you everything you need to know about how the likes of France, Spain, Portugal, Egypt, Peru, Morocco and the hosts will fare in Russia RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: World Cup Fever, World Cup predictions (01m 50s) • PART 1b: Group A: Uruguay - a last hurrah for Suarez, Cavani and co? (05m 00s) • PART 1c: Group A: Egypt - King Salah and more with Bassil Mikdadi (11m 00s) • PART 1d: Group A: Russia - “beyond appalling” (18m 20s) • PART 1e: Group A: Saudi Arabia - even worse than Russia? (24m 20s) • PART 2a: Group B: Morocco - the most underrated team at the tournament? (27m 10s) • PART 2b: Portugal - going backwards since Euro 2016? (31m 50s) • PART 3c: Iran -a tough nut to crack (34m 00s) • PART 3d: Group B: Spain - back to their best? (36m 30s) • PART 4a: Group C: Peru - a great story, an even better kit (42m 40s) • PART 4b: Group C: Australia - Tim Cahill bids to do a Pele (45m 50s) • PART 4c: Group C: Denmark - big things expected from Christian Eriksen (47m 10s) • PART 4d: Group C: France - so much talent, but can they function as a coherent XI? (49m 40s) • PART 5: World Cup odds with Paddy Power’s Lee Price (56m 30s) • PART 6: Exeunt omnes (58m 10s) PARISH NOTICES: • we're sponsored by [**Paddy Power** - home of the Money Back Special](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your trial shaving set from [**Harry’s** for just £3.95](http://www.harrys.com/totallyfootball) GET IN TOUCH: • [find us on **Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) - home of the Totally Football Quiz which will be back at half time during every England group game • send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)**




Red weddings, cheese, and hiding out in New York
May 28 2018 54 mins  
Jimbo’s back as we put a bow on the domestic season, with Michael Cox, James Horncastle, Iain Macintosh, Sasha Goryunov and Alvaro Romeo giving the last word(s) on the Champions League and Championship play-off finals RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: CL final review - the word from Kiev with Sasha Goryunov (01m 40s) • PART 1b: From the ridiculous to the sublime (05m 20s) • PART 1c: The story of the game (07m 20s) • PART 1d: The word view from Madrid with Alvaro Romeo: what next from CR7 and GB11? (19m 10s) • PART 1e: Final conclusions from the CL final (22m 50s) • PART 2a: Announcements (32m 10s) • PART 2b: Fulham return to the Premier League (34m 20s) 
• PART 2c: …and a word on Aston Villa (40m 50s) • PART 3a: Rotherham back in the Championship, but poor ol’ Shrewsbury (42m 20s) • PART 3b: Your questions (44m 40s) • PART 4: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (48m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (50m 20s) • PART 6: Coming soon… (51m 50s) THANK YOU TO OUR PRIMARY SPONSORS THIS SEASON • [**Paddy Power**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • [**Cornerstone** - who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) SUPPORT OUR CHARITY PARTNER • [**CALM** is the Campaign Against Living Miserably - dedicated to preventing male suicide](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a **[tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)** THANKS FOR BEING WITH US - SEE YOU SOON FOR OUR WORLD CUP PREVIEWS!

Powers surges, admirable cojones and worked shoots
May 24 2018 44 mins  
Rafa Honigstein, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens join Iain Macintosh to preview the Champions League final and analyse Unai Emery’s managerial chops. Plus, why is Grant Holt stepping into the squared circle? RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: CL final preview - the Liverpool perspective... (00m 40s) • PART 1b: …and the Real perspective, with Ben Hayward from Goal (07m 40s) • PART 2a: An apology to our Danish friends (16m 30s) • PART 2b: Playoffs predictions - sans predictions (17m 20s) • PART 2c: Unai Emery in at Arsenal - and whither Mikel Arteta? (19m 40s) • PART 2d: Sarri out, Ancelotti in at Napoli (28m 40s) • PART 2e: More managerial moves (30m 10s) 
• PART 3: Grant Holt is a wrestler (35m 10s) • PART 4: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (39m 00s) • PART 5: Exeunt omnes (41m 20s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
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Welbeck or bust, Melchester Rovers, and paging Jody Morris
May 17 2018 52 mins  
Daniel Storey (F365), Matt Davies (Chelsea TV) and Julien Laurens join Iain Macintosh to pour over the England squad, shed a tear for Big Sam and David Moyes, preview the FA Cup final and salute Atletico Madrid’s Europa League triumph RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Farewell, Big Sam, it wasn’t much fun (01m 50s) • PART 1b: Shalom, Moyes - and the wider problems at West Ham (08m 00s) • PART 2: England’s World Cup squad (12m 40s) • PART 3a: Roy of the Rovers news (20m 00s) • PART 3b: Europa League final review (22m 10s ) • PART 3c: Other Muddy Knees podcasts this week (27m 50s)
 • PART 4a: Playoff updates (30m 40s) • PART 4b: FA Cup final preview - and Jody Morris in for Conte? (31m 50s) • PART 5: Euro round-up, with added Grimsby (41m 10s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (46m 30s) • PART 7: Exeunt omnes (48m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](www.thecalmzone.net), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. ROY OF THE ROVERS NEWS: • [Melchester Rovers have a new shirt sponsor](https://royoftheroversofficial.com/news/321) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Bad lieutenants, Ugly Town and extra swazz
May 14 2018 53 mins  
Jimbo has Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander (Opta) and David Preece for company to look back on the final weekend in the Premier League and gaze ahead to the Europa League final. Plus, a selection of favourite footballing injuries RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Duncan Alexander’s stats o' the season - featuring a lot of Man City and a bit of Mo Salah (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Chelsea blow it; Arsene bows out; Mou’s left all alone; Swans down (05m 30s) • PART 1c: Spurs 5 - 4 Leicester and the rest of the final PL weekend (12m 20s) • PART 1d: All hail, Lewis Dunk and doing an Egil Østenstad (16m 50s) • PART 2a: Championship playoffs; Brackley Town; and Tranmere’s return (20m 00s ) • PART 2b: The best football injuries - featuring mostly goalkeepers (24m 50s)
 • PART 3a: A word from Spain with Alvaro Romeo (32m 20s) • PART 3b: More Europa League final chat and Mr Pamela Anderson (36m 30s) • PART 4a: Au revoir, Les Herbiers; B teams; (40m 40s) • PART 4b: Bundesliga and Serie A round-ups (43m 40s) • PART 4c: Duncan Alexander's miscellany (46m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (47m 30s) • PART 6: Model railways and exeunt omnes (49m 40s) CHARITY NEWS: It's mental health awareness week - and we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. [Find out more](https://www.thecalmzone.net/). PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **Facebook** • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)




The soft middle and the flabby bottom
May 07 2018 60 mins  
Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Adam Hurrey join Iain Macintosh wave goodbye to Stoke, salute Arsenal’s send off for Arsene Wenger and wonder what on earth Steven Gerrard has got himself into by taking on the Rangers gig RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: West Brom hanging on (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Swansea v Southampton six pointer (06m 20s) • PART 1c: A very quick word on Huddersfield (14m 30s) • PART 2a: Sayonara, Stoke - it’s been fun. Sort of (15m 50s ) • PART 2b: Arise, Sir Roy of Croydon (21m 10s)
 • PART 2c: Football League round-up (23m 50s) • PART 3a: Chelsea 1 - 0 Liverpool; Women’s FA Cup final review (26m 00s) • PART 3b: Arsenal 5 - 0 Burnley and au revoir, Arsene (30m 40s) • PART 3c: The problem with 2nd placed Man U; Brighton’s excellent recruitment (33m 10s) • PART 3d: Puel on thin ice; business as usual at Watford (39m 20s) • PART 4: Steven Gerrard in at Rangers with Steven Mill from the Soccer FM podcast (43m 00s) • PART 5: Euro round-up: El Clásico; Atletico in the Europa League final; Serie A, etc (50m 40s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (55m 30s) • PART 7: Exeunt omnes and a trail for We Came To Win (57m 40s) 
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Fundamental shifts and problematic number twos
May 03 2018 63 mins  
Caroline Barker is back alongside James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and - fresh off the plane from Rome - Sasha Goryunov to analyse the action in the Champions League , look ahead to the weekend in the Premier League and much, much more…. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool’s big night in Roma (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Real 2 - 2 Bayern with Rafa Honigstein (12m 30s) • PART 1c: Keylor Navas and Madrid’s defence (16m 20s) • PART 2a: Arsenal v Burnley - is Buvac on his way? (21m 20s ) • PART 2b: Chelsea v Liverpool preview (26m 20s)
 • PART 2c: Kane’s fitness, Martial on the move and SMS to United? (31m 20s) • PART 3: Announcements, relegation battle and Big Sam’s (39m 10s) • PART 4: The European picture (49m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (54m 30s) • PART 6: Your questions and adios (57m 10s) CHARITY NEWS Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word campaign**](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html) to get men talking about cancer (61m 10s) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • Get your trade/DIY on at [**Toolstation**](www.toolstation.com) this bank holiday weekend GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Good eggs, girth and brains
Apr 30 2018 58 mins  
Caroline Barker is in the Totally Football Show hot-seat and she’s joined by Michael Cox, Matt Davies (Chelsea TV), Ian Irving (PL TV) and Emma Saunders (BBC and Watford TV) to talk about Wenger’s lovely vase, the Premier League relegation battle, and the news from around Europe RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: United 2 - 1 Arsenal; can Arsenal win away in Madrid? (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Time to big up Burnley and Sean Dyche (09m 00s) • PART 2a: Palace 5 - 0 Leicester (15m 30s) • PART 2b: The West Brom turnaround; the Huddersfield slide; the Saints upward march? (21m 30s ) • PART 2c: West Ham 1 - 4 City and the rest of the relegation picture (29m 10s) 
• PART 3: CL semi-final previews (33m 30s) • PART 4a: Championship news - Fulham flying; silver linings for Sunderland (38m 10s) • PART 4b: A short word on wrestling and how it relates to WC 2020 (42m 00s) • PART 5a: Napoli blow it in the Serie A title race (43m 40s) • PART 5b: Steven Gerrard to Rangers? (46m 00s) • PART 5c: Spain, France and Switzerland round-ups (47m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (51m 00s) • PART 7: Your questions and adios (53m 20s) CHARITY NEWS: Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word campaign**](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html) to get men talking about cancer 
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Dangerous margins and culinary napalm
Apr 26 2018 55 mins  
Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Matt Scott and Julien Laurens to reflect on Liverpool’s stunning victory over Roma in the Champions League and look ahead to the weekend in the Premier League, including Arsene Wenger’s last meeting with Manchester United RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Liverpool 5 - 2 Roma (01m 50s) • PART 1b: Bayern 1 - 2 Real (12m 50s) • PART 2a: Man U v Arsenal preview and memories of Pizzagate and (16m 40s) • PART 2b: A new Löw for Arsenal? The top contenders to take over from Wenger (24m 50s ) • PART 3a: The PL weekend (32m 10s)
 • PART 3b: Football League round-up (36m 00s) • PART 4a: European round-up (40m 40s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (49m 10s) • PART 6: Adios and World’s Strongest Man preview CHARITY NEWS: Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word campaign**](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html) to get men talking about cancer PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power**’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • [**football + intellectualism = The Game of Our Lives** podcast](https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/game-of-our-lives/id1353981875?mt=2) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GM](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)T • send us a [tweet: @**TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Sleeping with one eye open and the Proudsville sausage
Apr 23 2018 64 mins  
Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey (F365) and Ian Irving (PLTV) look back on the FA Cup semi-finals and all the news from around Europe and gaze ahead to two huge games in the Champions League - and at least one fairly large one in the Europa League too RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Man U 2 - 1 Spurs - another semi-final flop for Tottenham (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 2 - 0 Southampton - A mercy killing for Saints (07m 00s) • PART 2a: Napoli beat Juve and keep the Serie A title race alive (09m 20s) • PART 2b: Liverpool v Roma preview (16m 20s ) • PART 3a: Bayern v Real preview (27m 10s) 
• PART 3b: Jadon Sancho and more news from the Bundesliga (33m 30s) • PART 4: More reaction to Wenger’s impending exit and Arsenal v Atletico Madrid preview (37m 20s) • PART 5a: Salah v KDB (45m 10s) • PART 5b: The PL relegation picture (47m 40s) • PART 5c: Sunderland sink to League One and other ups and downs (50m 00s) • PART 6: AOB and Iniesta bows out (54m 10s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (58m 50s) • PART 8: Adios and MacMillan’s Men & Cancer campaign CHARITY NEWS: Join us in supporting [**MacMillan's Say The Word** campaign to get men talking about cancer](https://www.macmillan.org.uk/about-us/working-with-us/corporate-partners/construction-cancer-coalition.html)(61m 00s) 
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Pressed plants, Danny Dyer and striped snakeheads
Apr 19 2018 65 mins  
David Preece, James Horncastle and Tom Williams join Jimbo for a sun kissed edition of the Totally Football show in which we bang the Andy Carroll drum, discuss an alternative PFA team of the year and get our fill of Indian football idioms RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Midweek PL reviews and FA Cup previews (02m 30s) • PART 1b: Talking goalkeepers (09m 45s) • PART 2a: Accrington Stanley promoted and Golazzo trailer (13m 20s) • PART 2b: Andy Carroll is back! (16m 40s) • PART 2c: The Big Sam survey and the rest of the Premier League weekend (22m 40s) 
• PART 3a: The Non Big 6 PFA Team of the Year (25m 40s) • PART 3b: Les Herbiers and Ligue 1 news (33m 10s) • PART 4a: In praise of Darren Moore and the rest of the PL weekend (37m 50s) • PART 4b: Freiburg in the frying pan (40m 30s) • PART 5a: Indian football idioms (47m 20s) • PART 5b: Juventus v Napoli preview and a bumper Serie A round-up (51m 10s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Mover and Shakers with Lee Price (60m 40s) • PART 7: Adios (63m 20s) 
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The secret of success, John Betjeman and Girls Aloud
Apr 16 2018 64 mins  
With the title finally all tied up, Jimbo, Football 365’s Daniel Storey, Michael Cox and Duncan Alexander from Opta look back over the weekend in the Premier League and around Europe. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: United blow it at home to West Brom and hand the title to City (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Spurs 1 - 3 City; niche City stats (06m 30s) • PART 2: Wolves back in the big time - with Sky Sports’ Adam Bate (18m 30s) • PART 3: World Cup memories (23m 20s) • PART 4a: Newcastle 2 - 1 Arsenal; Rafa the romantic (29m 00s)
 • PART 4b: Southampton 2 - 3 Chelsea; the rest of the relegation battlers (35m 10s) • PART 5a: Euro round-ups (44m 50s) • PART 5b: The most dangerous lead and a final stat attack (55m 50s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (58m 40s) • PART 7: Adios (60m 40s) 
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Karma, perfection and a commemorative gold pen
Apr 12 2018 71 mins  
What a week! Jimbo, Pat Nevin, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens draw their conclusions from a crazy few days in the Champions League RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Real 1 - Juve 3: what now for the Old Lady (01m 10s) • PART 2: Roma 3- 0 Barcelona: the dying embers of an empire? (12 00s) • PART 3a: City 1 - 2 Liverpool: is Pep his own worst enemy? (20m 40s) • PART 3b: Spurs v City preview; dubious goals (30m 30s) • PART 3c: Liverpool v Bournemouth preview (34m 00s) • PART 4: The PL weekend (36m 10s) • PART 5a: Ruben Neves; announcements; more bathtub tales (48m 40s) • PART 5b: Euro news from Greece, Portugal, Holland, Scotland and more (56m 20s) • PART 5c: PSG’s FFP fubar and Thomas Tuchel heads to Paris (61m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (65m 40s) • PART 7: Adios (68m 30s) 
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Bubble baths, Bo Selecta and the brow
Apr 09 2018 66 mins  
Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Michael Cox, David Preece and football finance expert Dr Tom Markham to deconstruct a weekend of derbies and week ahead of crucial Champions League and Europa League clashes. Specifically… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: United’s comeback; the Pogba conundrum; City’s vulnerability (01m 00s) • PART 1b: Klopp’s Merseyside derby muzak; has Big Sam tarnished his brand? (10m 30s) • PART 2a: Champions League previews (13m 40s) • PART 2b: Focus on the Bundesliga and Leon Bailey (18m 00s) • PART 2c: Other Euro title races (21m 00s)
 • PART 3: Arsenal head to Moscow and a Europa League round-up (23m 30s) • PART 4a: Potential takeovers at Sunderland and Newcastle; David’s Big Bath (37m 00s) • PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (45m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (59m 00s) • PART 6: Adios and our games of the week (61m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: we’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: [https://www.thecalmzone.net/](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
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Gentleman Ray and A Picture of Dorian Gray
Apr 05 2018 65 mins  
Pat Nevin returns to the Totally Football Show alongside AC Jimbo, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on an extraordinary week in the Champions League, with a stunning performance by Liverpool and even more stunning goal by Cristiano Ronaldo. Plus… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Remembering Ray Wilkins (00m 40s) • PART 2: Liverpool 3 - 0 City - game over? (04m 40s) • PART 3a: City v United preview - what does Pep do? (14m 00s) • PART 3b: Liverpool v Everton preview - Klopp to rotate for Sam’s last rodeo (18m 20s) • PART 4a: We need to talk about Ronaldo (21m 50s)
 • PART 4b: Sevilla 1 - 2 Bayern, Barca 4 - 1 Roma - a sarcophagi (36m 10s) • PART 5a: Serie A round-up; announcements and correspondence (40m 00s) • PART 5b: The relegation battle and the Chelsea conundrum (47m 20s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (60m 30s) • PART 7: Adios and Wrestlemania plug (62m 40s) 
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Pardew the discarded, Lamela the b*stard and Zlatan the great
Apr 02 2018 63 mins  
AC Jimbo is joined by Daniel Storey (Football 365), Matt Davies (Chelsea TV) and Sasha Goryunov (the Russian Scouser) to reflect on the Easter weekend, including Tottenham’s historic win at Chelsea, West Ham’s return to form and Pardew’s last stand at West Brom. Plus, football’s biggest b*stard, previews of Liverpool v City and the rest of the Champions League quarter-finals, and Zlatan’s extraordinary MLS debut. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Pardew gone! (01m 10s) • PART 1b: Chelsea 1 - 3 Spurs; football’s biggest b*stard (02m 10s) • PART 1c: Palace 1 - 2 Liverpool - a dirty three points at Selhurst Park (14m 30s) • PART 2a: Everton 1 - 3 City; the CL quarter-final at Anfield preview (17m 00s) • PART 2b: Bayern v Sevilla; Barce v Roma; Real v Juve, with added Alvaro Romeo (23m 30s) 
• PART 3: Arsenal v CSKA Moscow preview; how ready are Russia for the World Cup? (30m 00s) • PART 4: Zlatan gonna Zlatan, with George Quraishi from Howler Magazine (38m 00s) • PART 5: Football League news; more podcast news from Muddy Knees Media (44m 50s) • PART 6: West Ham whup Saints and the rest of the PL weekend (48m 00s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 00s) • PART 8: Adios and Parts Unknown trail (60m 00s) 
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Wrwgwai, foul thobes and nightclubbing in Stoke
Mar 29 2018 60 mins  
The Premier League returns this weekend and Jimbo, Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Tom Williams preview potentially the biggest game of the season as Spurs look to win at Stamford Bridge for the first time since 1990\. Plus, a lessons learned from the international break, Hollywood fans, and more footballing idioms RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Spain 6 - 1 Argentina (03m 00s) • PART 1b: Russia 1 - 3 France (07m 10s) • PART 1c: Dark horses - Uruguay, Belgium and Portugal (08m 30s) • PART 2: Conclusions from England’s international break (12m 20s) • PART 3a: Chelsea v Spurs preview - the biggest game of the season? (17m 50s)
 • PART 3b: Palace v Liverpool preview (23m 20s) • PART 3c: West Ham v Southampton preview (28m 40s) • PART 4a: Middle Eastern football phrases (32m 50s) • PART 4b: A huge weekend in Serie A, plus Germany and France round-ups (36m 00s) • PART 4c: Phishing and prison news (42m 20s)
 • PART 5: Oprah Winfrey, Russell Crowe, Kelsey Grammar and the rest of the PL weekend (45m 30s)
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The Spy with the Cold Nose, Zlatan’s Galaxy Quest, and memories of that 7-1
Mar 26 2018 63 mins  
Jimbo is joined for this Totally Football Show by Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and Opta’s Duncan Alexander to do some serious World Cup number crunching, discuss Zlatan’s arrival in LA and memories of Brazil’s 7-1 humiliation. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Germany 1 - 1 Spain (02m 50s) • PART 1b: France 2 - 3 Colombia; anyone but Deschamps (06m 10s) • PART 1c: England’s steady progress continues (09m 50s) • PART 2: Where is Thomas Tuchel heading this summer and other questions (17m 20s) • PART 3a: George Qraishi on Zlatan’s arrival in LA; MLS catch-up (26m 20s) • PART 3b: World Cup number crunching (35m 00s) • PART 4: Memories of Brazil 1 - 7 Germany, 8 July 2014 (41m 40s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 50s) • PART 6: Adios (60m 00s) 
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The Costa Rica rule, the Ronaldinho doctrine and inherent Weiss
Mar 22 2018 60 mins  
With international football taking centre stage, Jimbo, Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Matt Scott stick a thermometer up the respective bottoms of England, Argentina, Brazil et al to assess their strengths and weakness as preparations for the World Cup ramp up. Plus, Ronald Koeman’s Dutch rebuilding job, third-generation footballers and our first update from the Indian Super League RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Inexperienced England - or the greatest Three Lions team of the last 30 years? (03m 00s) • PART 2a: Here come the Belgiums! (10m 50s) • PART 2b: The Costa Rica rule (12m 30s) • PART 3a: Cape Coast Mysterious Dwarves and meeting Ronaldinho (20m 40s) • PART 3b: Argentina and Brazil in Russia (26m 00s) • PART 4a: Golazzo preview; Gareth Bale in China (34m 50s) • PART 4b: Ronald Koeman and the reinvigoration of Holland (37m 40s) • PART 5a: TFS announcements; horseflesh; your questions (42m 10s) • PART 5b: Indian Super League update; former Barcelona players managing in the PL (50m 40s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (53m 30s) • PART 7: A little bit of politics and adios (56m 10s) 
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Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and Tedesco
Mar 19 2018 64 mins  
On today’s Totally Football Show Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to look back on weekend in the FA Cup, Premier League and around Europe. Plus, reaction to the Champions League and Europa League quarter-final draws, and another thirty-something manager in the Bundesliga… RUNNING ORDER: * PART 1a: Extra time at the King Power Stadium; Soton beat Wigan (1m 34s) * PART 1b: No Kane, No bother; Jose's football heritage (9m 18s) * PART 2a: Salah strikes four; best back heels from the week (21m 15s) * PART 2b: Relegation scruffles (27m 27s) * PART 3a: Champions League quarter final draw; re run of the final and an all English affair (32:08) * PART 3b: Europa League quarter final draw; Arsenal head to Moscow (41m 57s) * PART 4a: Your questions answered; young managers in the Bundesliga (48m 41s) * PART 4b: The panel head off on an international break (57m 14s) * PART 5: Paddy Power's Movers and Shakers with Lee Price (55m 37s) * PART 6: Goodbyes (62m 17s) • join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](https://www.paddypower.com/bet) - home of the Money Back Special • get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • combine your knowledge of the footy with your knowledge of the FTSE at [Football Index](https://www.footballindex.co.uk/). Enter the offer code TOTALLY to trade up to £1000 risk free. T&Cs apply GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow): [@TheTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/TheTotallyShow)

Troglodytes, chutzpah and conscription
Mar 15 2018 65 mins  
Hot on the heels of Man United’s ignominious Champions League exit, Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and the returning Michael Cox to discuss Mou’s tactical shortcomings and his astonishing post-match comments. Is he - like Wenger - a man out of time? Also on today’s Totally Football Show… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Sevilla dump United out of the CL; Mou’s outmoded tactics (01m 40s) • PART 1b: The Big Question; Man U v Brighton FA Cup preview (15m 00s) • PART 2a: Chelsea get Messi-ed; the Courtouis dip (17m 40s) • PART 2b: Roma and Bayern also progress (23m 00s) • PART 3a: TFS announcements; Jimbo on classic kits (28m 50s) • PART 3b: Mark Hughes in at Southampton; Wigan v Saints FA Cup preview (34m 30s) • PART 3c: Leicester v Chelsea and Swans v Spurs FA Cup previews (38m 00s) • PART 4a: Son’s military service; Serie A update (43m 00s) • PART 4b: Big trouble in Lil’ Lille; Ligue 1 news (45m 50s) • PART 4c: Dulwich Hamlet update; Karen Brady’s 2011 flight of fancy (52m 10s) • PART 5: PL previews; and injuries through celebrations (55m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (59m 00s) • PART 7: The Big Answer and adios (61m 50s) LIVE NEWS: • Final call for our live gig at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March** are available at [www.ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module). Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. _There’ll be stories there that you won’t hear anywhere else_ 
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Toxicity, complicity and pitchside relief
Mar 12 2018 70 mins  
United strengthened their grip on second place by beating Liverpool, but the main headlines this weekend came from the London Stadium where West Ham imploded on the pitch and exploded off it. Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Daniel Storey and Matt Davies discuss those ugly scenes, Arsenal’s latest false dawn, Sergio Ramos’ bathroom break and more… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Pogba Out, Rashford in = United 2 - 1 Liverpool (02m 10s) • PART 1b: Chelsea head to Barcelona (09m 20s) • PART 2a: Kane crocked - but Son rises to the occasion (13m 10s) • PART 2b: The West Ham section (16m 10s) • PART 2c: Ugly scenes in Lille and at PAOK v AEK (26m 20s) • PART 3: Wenger in! (29m 40s) • PART 3b: Europa League round-up; Bundesliga review (36m 00s) • PART 4: Stripes, stats, and Sergio Ramos; Mertersacker and miscellany (44m 20s) • PART 5: Goals of the weekend; the rest of the PL weekend (50m 50s) • PART 6: Dulwich Hamlet update; Championship news; Serie A review; the Old Firm (58m 30s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (64m 10s) • PART 8: Adios (66m 40s) LIVE NEWS: • [The last few tickets for our gig at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March** are available at www.ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module). Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. CHARITY NEWS: • We’re working with **CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more at the [**Calm Zone**](http://www.thecalmzone.net) 
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Allegri plays his hand, PSG’s meek surrender, and Dulwich Hamlet stay strong
Mar 08 2018 65 mins  
Juventus and Real Madrid handed out Champions League life lessons to Spurs and poor ol’ PSG this week. AC Jimbo, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and David Preece are here to give their (hot) take(s) on those games and look ahead to United v Liverpool and the rest of action in the Premier League. Plus, all the latest on what’s going on with Dulwich Hamlet RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Juve take Spurs to CL school (00m 30s) • PART 2: PSG’s meek surrender; who takes over from Unai Emery?; (14m 15s) • PART 3a: Dulwich Hamlet update with Benji Lanyado (24m 20s) • PART 3b: Championship news; the Sanchez Watt incident (31m 00s) • PART 4a: United v Liverpool preview (35m 00s) • PART 4b: Chelsea v Palace preview; Arsenal v Watford preview (41m 30s) • PART 4c: more PL previews (47m 00s) • PART 5: SheBelieves Cup update (55m 40s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (58m 10s) • PART 7: Adios (60m 40s) LIVE NEWS: • The last few tickets for [**our gig at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) are available at www.ticketmaster.ie Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. CHARITY NEWS: • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more at the [**calmzone**](https://www.thecalmzone.net/) 
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Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd
Mar 05 2018 61 mins  
Half a game of football took place between City and Chelsea this weekend while the Seagulls heaped yet more misery onto Arsenal. Your Totally Football panel is Jimbo, Kelly Cates, Tom Williams and PLTV's Ian Irving and they analyse both of those games and and the rest of the stories from the Premier League and beyond including the debut of head of state's son in Ligue 1, the Lioness' progress at the SheBelieves Cup, and the tragic news about Davide Astori RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Remembering Davide Astori (00m 30s) • PART 2: Half a football match at City v Chelsea; Hazard the non-false 9 (03m 40s) • PART 3: Spurs v Juventus preview with James Horncastle (12m 45s) • PART 4: Is going too well for Liverpool? (17m 30s) • PART 5: Carrie Dunn on Phil Neville’s impressive start with the Lionesses (25m 30s) • PART 6a: CL previews: who can beat City? (29m 35s) • PART 6b: PSG v Real; Timothy Weah, Al-Saadi Gaddafi and Jay Bothroyd (30m 50s) • PART 6c: We need to talk about Arsenal - and Brighton (36m 20s) • PART 7a: ‘Do You Speak Football?’ - nutmeg, cow dribble, little bridges (44m 00s) • PART 7b: Messi sows it up for Barcelona; Tromsø v Chelsea ’97 (50m 50s) • PART 7c: Championship round-up; Chinese debuts; stripes v Swans (50m 50s)
 • PART 7d: Stripes, Swans and is Big Sam going to relegate the Hammers? (53m 40s) • PART 8: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 10s) • PART 9: The Big Answer and adios (59m 20s) LIVE NEWS: • The last batch of tickets for our gig at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March are available at [ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module). Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set PARISH NOTICES: • join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](https://www.paddypower.com/bet) • get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • find a better place to sleep and discover a new way to discover a mattress with [Leesa](https://www.leesa.co.uk/products/leesa-mattress/?referrer=totallyfootball&utm_source=totallyfootball&utm_medium=podcast-ad&utm_campaign=totallyfootball) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](https://twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottom
Mar 01 2018 63 mins  
Snow, VAR, and a bleak future for Arsenal are on the agenda today as Jimbo, Matt Scott, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and James Horncastle chew over Tottenham’s FA Cup win over Rochdale and look ahead to all the weekend’s action in the Premier League and beyond RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Spurs 6 - 1 Rochdale and the inevitable spread of VAR (02m 00s) • PART 2: Wenger Out…again; a bleak future for Arsenal (10m 35s) • PART 3a: Liverpool v Newcastle preview (24m 00s) • PART 3b: City v Chelsea preview; Conte back to Italy?; Morata’s misery (25m 40s) • PART 3c: Palace v United preview (31m 10s) • PART 4a: Announcements; Neymar needs surgery; Nasri’s drip-induced ban (33m 00s) • PART 4b: The PL's battle of the bottom (37m 30s) • PART 5: Serie A, La Liga and Europa League chats (49m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (57m 40s) • PART 7: When the fun stops.. (60m 40s) LIVE NEWS: • The last batch of tickets for our gig at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March** are available at [ticketmaster.ie](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module). [](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module)Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone,** who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**, - home of the **Totally Football Quiz** every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston Drenthe
Feb 26 2018 67 mins  
City picked up their first trophy under Pep, United knocked Chelsea down to fifth, Liverpool were out of this world, and West Brom need Tony Pulis. It was, as they say, quite the weekend and your Totally Football Show gang - AC Jimbo, Opta’s Duncan Alexander, Ian Irving from PLTV and Chelsea TV commentator Matt Davies - are here to analyse it all and much, much more RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Same old Arsenal as City win the League Cup (01m 40s) • PART 2: United get the better of Chelsea; why Morata needs John Terry (13m 10s) • PART 3a: More Top Four talk (24m 00s) • PART 3b: West Brom need a miracle (or Tony Pulis); Alan Pardew’s wonky logic (25m 50s) • PART 3c: Eddie Howe receives more middle disappointing news; Jack Butland’s blunder; Glenn Murray’s hot-streak; Royston Drenthe’s second act (28m 00s) • PART 4a: Pizza with Pat Nevin (37m 40s) • PART 4b: Liverpool’s dirty crosses and Firmino’s no-look finishes (39m 50s) • PART 4c: England’s starting XI (44m 10s) • PART 5a: Championship news (48m 20s) • PART 5b: European round-up, Chinese transfer news, and Diego Costa niceness (51m 40s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (61m 30s) • PART 8: Fantasy football news and adios (63m 30s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **[Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module)**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) LISTEN TO US ON ALEXA: • ask Alexa to 'enable the Totally Football Show skill' to hear us on your Amazon dot or echo PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**, - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)


Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)
Feb 22 2018 75 mins  
Pat Nevin is our special guest on today’s Totally Football Show, and he joins James Richardson, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to review all the Champions League and FA Cup business, look ahead to the weekend’s football, and wax lyrical about his favourite bands and more… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Chelsea 1 - 1 Barcelona; Hazard as a (false) 9; is it enough for the second leg?; (01m 30s) • PART 1b: Sevilla 0 - 0 Man U - another Mou borefest, but that De Gea save!, Pogba problems (09m 10s) • PART 2a: Pat on New Order, Cocteau Twins, Depeche Mode and more (17m 30s) • PART 2b: Wigan stun City; the exceptional Paul Cook (25m 00s) • PART 2c: Arsenal v City League Cup final preview (30m 30s) • PART 3a: Announcements, and more Pat musical tales (34m 45s) • PART 3b: More CL chat; youth development (39m 10s) • PART 4a: The Big Questions; Man U v Chelsea - any chance of it getting tasty? (44m 50s) • PART 4b: Liverpool v West Ham preview; memories of a young David Moyes; more 80s bands you probably don’t remember (49m 10s) • PART 4c: West Brom’s race to the bottom and other PL previews (52m 30s) • PART 5a: Serie A news (54m 00s) • PART 5b: Ligue 1’s Super Sunday; St Etienne ’76; Neymar fallout (55m 10s) • PART 6a: Scottish news (61m 40s) • PART 6b: Pat’s thoughts on Big Sam’s Everton; Palace v Spurs (63m 40s) • PART 6c: Pat’s film and music picks (66m 00s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers (68m 20s) • PART 8: The Big Answers and adios (71m 10s) PAT’S PICKS • [**Heleno**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHO53hsdRDQ) • **[The Miracle of Bern](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wQLKpgAmWQ)** • [**British Sea Power**](https://www.britishseapower.co.uk/Home?ProdTitle=HOME) LIVE NEWS: • Enjoyed what you heard today? Jimbo, Pat and co will be live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. It's the only place you can hear Pat's Morrissey story and hear him spin some discs, so get your tickets now! PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook** - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Rifts, replays and robbery
Feb 19 2018 65 mins  
Jimbo returns to the helm as he, Leroy Rosenior, Kelly Cates and Rafa Honigstein look back on the FA Cup weekend and ahead to Chelsea v Barcelona and Sevilla v Man U in the Champions League, and plenty more - including that splendid story about the West Brom Four RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: From Juve to Rochdale, Spurs get Extra Spursy; Swans need another replay (01m 30s) • PART 1b: West Brom - stealin’ taxis and crashin’ out the FA Cup; Pardews’ PL record (07m 40s) • PART 1c: Huddersfield 0 - 2 United; memories of 1983; Leicester and Chelsea to meet in the other QF? (10m 50s) • PART 2a: A storied history of Chelsea and Barcelona (15m 30s) • PART 2b: United head to Sevilla; Pogba v Mou (21m 00s) • PART 3a: NASL news; Football League update, with a lot of love for Fulham’s Ryan Sessegnon (31m 00s) • PART 3b: Bayern v Besiktas and Bundesliga state of play (38m 00s) • PART 4a: Shakhtar v Roma; Serie A update (48m 00s) • PART 4b: Where next for Zidane and Joachim Löwe? (52m 10s) • PART 4c: A belated VAR discussion (57m 30s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (61 m 00s) • PART 6: Adios (63m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) - home of the Totally Football Quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT • send us a [**tweet: @TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms
Feb 15 2018 59 mins  
It was a stunning week for the English sides in the Champions League, with goals and guts galore. Caroline Barker, David Preece, Julien Laurens and Jame Horncastle review all of those games - and an entirely expected stumble by PSG in Madrid - and lookahead to the return of the FA Cup. All of that, and…. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Spurs fight back at Juventus; a year too many for Buffon?; Dembélé runs the show - again (02m 00s) • PART 1b: Liverpool put 5 past Porto; Van Dijk’s calmness spreads (10m 00s) • PART 2a: City brush Basel aside; why are the English sides doing so well? (16m 00s) • PART 2b: PSG falter again as Real take control; Areola’s hard hands; a fair and balanced view on Unai Emery (19m 30s) • PART 3: FA Cup 5th round previews: Sheff W v Swansea; Brighton v Coventry; the Hard Hands scale; au revoir Julien (28m 50s) • PART 4a: More FA Cup: Leicester v Sheff U; Huddersfield v Man U; (38m 20s) • PART 4b: Golazzo teaser (43m 30s) • PART 4c: [David Preece’s FA Cup nightmare](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZhgBwwZK0) (45m 40s) • PART 5a: Rochdale host Spurs (47m 30s) • PART 5b: Wigan on the rise, West Brom’s race for the bottom (50m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (55m 00s) • PART 7: Adios (57m 10s) [](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZhgBwwZK0) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/The-Totally-Football-Show-Live-tickets/artist/5242479?tm_link=artist_artistvenue_module) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **Facebook**, where we're having a quiz every Friday at 1230 GMT • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neck
Feb 12 2018 64 mins  
If you’re looking for a 60 minute digest of what went down in the Premier League at the weekend, you’re in the right place. Caroline Barker sits in for the holidaying AC Jimbo and she’s joined by Football 365’s Daniel Storey, Ian Irving from PLTV and the one and only Sasha Goryunov to reflect on Spurs’ win over Arsenal, Man United’s loss at Newcastle and Southampton’s slide to oblivion. Plus, Champions League previews and yet more amazing club nicknames from around the globe RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Arsenal stay so Arsenal as Spurs win another derby; Dembélé, Sanchez and Davies boss it (01m 10s) • PART 2a: City 5 - 1 Leicester; Agüero’s swagger; KDB for the Ballon d’Or - the first red head to win it since… (11m 30s) • PART 2b: Liverpool swat Saints aside; Karius improving; Saints on the slide (21m 40s) • PART 2c: Hurrah for Newcastle; Jamaal Lascelles for England?; the Sanchez conundrum (26m 00s) • PART 3a: Russian nicknames; Juventus v Spurs CL preview (31m 30s) • PART 3b: Porto v Liverpool; ticket price nonsense (36m 50s) • PART 3c: Basel v City and the return of Ricky van Wolfswinkel (40m 30s) • PART 3d: The Big One - Real Madrid v PSG (41m 10s) • PART 4a: Championship round-up (46m 00s) • PART 4b: The bottom of the Premier League (48m 40s) • PART 5: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (59m 40s) • PART 6 : Adios (62m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Pat Nevin - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.222615771.1598756149.1518448946-1603489818.1517499837)! PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinction
Feb 08 2018 58 mins  
With Chelsea imploding once again, your Totally Football Team - AC Jimbo, ably assisted by David Preece, Jame Horncastle and Tom Williams - look at the problems at Stamford Bridge, preview all the big games in the Premier League and beyond, and talk more about club nicknames and international footballing idioms: RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Conte’s unravelling at Chelsea; Abdoulaye Doucouré v Tiémoué Bakayoko; the Hawthornes Triangle (02m 00s) • PART 1b: West Ham sign Patrice Evra (09m 50s) • PART 2a: Facebook Live quiz details (13m 00s) • PART 2b: Swansea’s flying under CC (13m 50s) • PART 2c: Spurs v Arsenal preview; GegenX; “football is about tricking your opponent”; how to defeat VAR (17m 45s) • PART 3a: Correspondence; all change at Leeds(27m 30s) • PART 3b: Ligue 1 news: Lemar, Dani Alves in goal (31m 00s) • PART 3c: Favourite own goals; La Liga news; Serie A round-up (33m 40s) • PART 4: Man City v Leicester and the Mahrez subtext; belated Brighton love; the Karius metamorphosis?; the rest of the PL weekend (38m 10s) • PART 5: More footballing nicknames from around the world (51m 50s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (55m 15s) • PART 7: More footballing idioms and adios (55m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.123132811.1872718434.1517842994-1603489818.1517499837) PARISH NOTICES: • join[** Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the Scoundrels
Feb 05 2018 62 mins  
Big decisions, big balls, big misses, big scorelines, big questions - there was a bit of everything in the Premier League and around Europe this weekend, and on your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes Michael Cox, Jack Lang and Julien Laurens to analyse it all. Specifically: RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Neymar’s birthday bash (01m 00s) • PART 1b: When Harry met Salah: analysis of amazing draw at Anfield (02m 40s) • PART 2a: A new dawn at Arsenal, a bleak horizon for Everton (12m 45s) • PART 2b: Ademola Lookman at Leipzig; Michy Batshuayi at Dortmund (21m 00s) • PART 2c: Burnley hold City (25m 00s) • PART 3a: Ligue 1 and La Liga round-ups (30m 00s) • PART 3b: The third-most competitive title race in Europe; The Big Question; Championship update (35m 20s) • PART 3c: National League news; Non-League Mystery Tours; more from Middelfart (38m 00s) • PART 4: The best nicknames in football (43m 00s) • PART 5: The rest of the PL weekend (46m 00s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (56m 00s) • PART 7: The Big Answer and Adios (59m 20s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street** in Dublin on **Monday 19 March**. Jimbo will be joined by James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set. [Get your tickets now!](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.123132811.1872718434.1517842994-1603489818.1517499837) PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)** • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Swoops, swaps and resurgent Swans
Feb 01 2018 67 mins  
The transfer window’s slammed shut, there were all sorts of shocks in the Premier League’s midweek games - and Liverpool host Spurs at the weekend. What else is on the minds of Jimbo, James Horncastle, Adam Hurrey, Michael Cox and our special guest Simon Wilson, a former big cheese at Man City and Sunderland? This: RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: Spurs tear Man U apart (02m 25s) • PART 2a: Transfer window winners(10m 20s) • PART 2b: Transfer window losers (20m 00s) • PART 2c: Adam’s transfer window jargon (22m 00s) • PART 3a: Resurgent Swans; Arsenal’s new line-up; Theo Walcott makes his mark at Everton (24m 10s) • PART 3b: Bournemouth stun Chelsea; Conte’s end game? (33m 00s) • PART 4: Announcements; Scandi-English puns; European round-up; African Nations nickname generator (40m 40s) • PART 5: Liverpool v Spurs preview; the official Liverpool calendar (46m 40s) • PART 6: City v Burnley and the rest of the PL weekend (51m 10s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (61m 20s) • PART 8: Adios (64m 40s) LIVE NEWS: • we’re live at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**. **Jimbo** will be joined by **James Horncastle**, **Julien Laurens** and **Pat Nevin** - who’ll also be doing an exclusive DJ set! [Get your tickets now](http://www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/5242479?_ga=2.93722970.655224466.1517499838-1603489818.1517499837). CHARITY NEWS: • we’re delighted to be working with **Mind** and their new new campaign to raise awareness about mental health and get kids readings. Visit [**www.strikerboy.com**](http://www.strikerboy.com) to find out more. PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with [our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middelfart memories
Jan 29 2018 69 mins  
After a cracking weekend in the FA Cup and a midweek round of Premier League games to come, your Totally Football team have plenty to chew over. Here’s what Jimbo, David Preece, Dr Tom Markham and Football 365’s Daniel Storey are discussing: RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: The Newcastle (non) takeover (01m 40s) • PART 1b: West Brom do Liverpool; Klopp and Wagner’s big night out; too much VAR? (04m 30s) • PART 2a: Newport head to Wembley; bravo, Coventry; Will Grigg fires Wigan in to the 5th round (15m 30s) • PART 2b: Leicester wallop the Posh; Carlos Kaiser (22m 00s) • PART 3a: That big Pat Nevin-based TFS announcement again; Spurs v Man U preview (28m 00s) • PART 3b: Memories of Middelfart; whatever happened to Martin Ødegaard?; Pietro Pellegri moves to Monaco; the rise of the super agent (32m 00s) • PART 4: Swansea v Arsenal and more PL previews (49m 10s) • PART 5: Tevez back at Boca; European round-up (60m 20s) • PART 6: FA Cup 4th round previews (47m 00s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (65m 00s) • PART 8: Adios (67m 30s) CHARITY NEWS: • we’re delighted to be working with [**Mind**](https://www.mind.org.uk/) to promote their new campaign raising awareness about mental health and getting kids readings. Visit [www.strikerboy.com](http://www.strikerboy.com/?gclid=CjwKCAiAqbvTBRAPEiwANEkyCN5ov68oMPJS-kXXkcpGmjiwqmGwUd8O9RRYCON6fXanCCutO5ClNxoCrk4QAvD_BwE) to find out more. PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • check out our latest videos and keep up to date with quizzes and events on our **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) page** • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)


Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at last
Jan 25 2018 64 mins  
On your all new, all singin’, all dancin’ Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens to talk about Phil Neville, all the midweek football, and lookahead to the FA Cup 4th round RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Arsenal beat Chelsea and head to Wembley again; Dzeko unconvinced by Blues; Aubameyang in, Giroud out? (01m 10s) • PART 2: Signs of life for Swansea - but same ol’ Liverpool (09m 45s) • PART 3: Carrie Dunn on the Phil Neville fiasco (17m 00s) • PART 4: Pep v Warnock at last; who is Aymeric Laporte? (22m 00s) • PART 5a: A Big Announcement! (30m 30s) • PART 5b: Championship and Euro round-ups (36m 30s) • PART 5c: That Leeds crest (40m 00s) • PART 6: Nations League (42m 20s) • PART 7: FA Cup 4th round previews (47m 00s) • PART 8: FA Cup-sets with Paddy Power (58m 40s) • PART 9: Adios (61m 40s) LISTENING NEWS: • we’ve launched our new show, [Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/golazzo-the-totally-italian-football-show/id1324498249?mt=2). Find it everywhere you get your podcasts, and subscribe NOW! PARISH NOTICES: • join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) • we’re working with [**CALM**, the Campaign Against Living Miserably](https://www.thecalmzone.net/), who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes
Jan 22 2018 65 mins  
On the latest episode of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson has Kelly Cates, Opta’s Duncan Alexander and Ian Irving from PL TV to dissect the weekend’s action, specifically… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: The Big Question (01m 30s) • PART 1b: A cloud lifts over Arsenal (02m 20s) • PART 1c: Chelsea 4 - 0 Brighton; the Batshuayi paradox; Chelsea’s search for a Big Man Up Top (06m 00s) • PART 2: The Pep/Mou XI; Man C hammer Newcastle; Aguero’s perfect hat-trick (17m 30s) • PART 3: Watford’s managerial shake-up; cloning Big Sam (23m 10s) • PART 4a: Championship news; Sutton v Dagenham (36m 30s) • PART 4b: Euro round-up with Julien Laurens (38m 50s) • PART 4c: Memphis Depay; things you didn’t know about Alexis Sanchez (45m 45s • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (58m 40s) • PART 7: Adios, and the Big Answer (61m 30s) LISTENING NEWS: • we’ve launched our new show, [**Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/golazzo-the-totally-italian-football-show/id1324498249?mt=2). Find it everywhere you get your podcasts, and subscribe NOW! LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • get your shave on with our friends [**Cornerstone**, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)
Jan 18 2018 63 mins  
On this episode of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Matt Scott to discuss earthworms and Theo Walcott’s second act, and reminisce about Ronaldinho RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Sanchez to United, Walcott to Everton (01m 30s) • PART 2: Sean Dyche and the earthworms; Newcastle’s takeover hits the skids; Man City v Newcastle preview (again) (17m 50s) • PART 3: Beacons of hope for the bottom three (25m 00s) • PART 4a: Phil Brown out at Southend; Ryan Giggs in at Wales; Phil Neville to the Lionesses? (32m 10s) • PART 4b: Serie A; Neymar booed in 8-0 demolition of Dijon ; Ronaldinho retires(35m 50s) • PART 5: Chelsea VAR vexations; Andy Carroll angst; Brighton v Chelsea preview (47m 20s) • PART 5b: more PL previews; Pellegrini enters the last chance saloon; clinging to the Dele Alli narrative (51m 50s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (57m 20s) • PART 7: Adios (61m 00s) LISTENING NEWS: • we launched our new show, [**Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show**](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/golazzo-the-totally-italian-football-show/id1324498249?mt=2) this week. Find it everywhere you get your podcasts, and subscribe NOW! LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). PARISH NOTICES: • join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) and download their Hotshot Jackpot app for free. • start trading at the [Football Index. Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/) • get your shave on with our friends [Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on **[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/)**, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • [send us a tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)


Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all time
Jan 15 2018 72 mins  
On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Julien Laurens, Sasha Goryunov, PL TV’s Ian Irving, and Benji Lanyado from the Stop! Hammer Time podcast. Here’s what they’re chattin’ ‘bout… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: French refereeing madness! (01m 20s) • PART 1b: Liverpool 4 - 3 City (04m 20s) • PART 2a: Arsenal in crisis (again) (17m 30s) • PART 2b: Paul Lambert in at Stoke (27m 00s) • PART 3: West Ham on fire and an apology for David Moyes (and Mark Noble); Dulwich Hamlet news (29m 00s) • PART 4: Crystal Palace love (38m 50s) • PART 5a: PSG (and FC Paris) news; Real Madrid on the rocks; the greatest Asian player ever (42m 30s) • PART 5b: Spurs 4 - 0 Everton; Big Sam’s feast of non-football (54m 30s) • PART 6: Conte’s lower lip; West Brom get their win; Watford’s dodgy draw and more on the VAR tantra (58m 40s) • PART 6b: a tribute to Cyrille Regis (64m 50s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shaker (67m 00s) • PART 8: Adios (69m 20s) LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • start trading at the [**Football Index**. Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/) • get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [**tweet**: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green
Jan 11 2018 65 mins  
On today’s super soaraway Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and - making his debut - the New York Times’ Rory Smith. Here’s what the gang are chewing over RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: League Cup look back; Bristol City love; Liverpool v City preview (02m 40s) • PART 2: Transfer news; Cenk Tosun; Tottenham v Everton; Spain’s answer to Pulisball (11m 55s) • PART 3: Chelsea v Leicester; Iwobi’s ‘unacceptable’ partying; (25m 25s) • PART 4: AVB out of the Dakar Rally; Shrewbury/Shroosbury; the Rooney Rule; the darts at Frimley Green; sporting nicknames (32m 5 0s) • PART 5: reviewing VAR’s first week; touchline bans; more PL previews; poor Renato Sanches (43m 05s) • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (57m 20s) • PART 7: Adios and the answer to Jimbo’s teaser (61m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here.](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV) PARISH NOTICES: • join [Paddy Power’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) • start trading at the [Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/). Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY • get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team Mou
Jan 08 2018 61 mins  
On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson welcomes David Preece, Adam Hurrey and Rafa Honigstein to look back on a weekend of FA Cup shocks, an almighty managerial spat and one mega transfer. RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Forest 4 - 2 Arsenal (01m 10s) • PART 2: Mark Hughes sent to Coventry; Conte v Mou; the rest of the FA Cup (07m 30s) • PART 3: Alvaro Romeo on Coutinho to Barcelona (21m 30s) • PART 4: what next for Liverpool: another No 10, or a top class ‘keeper? (26m 40s) • PART 5: Bundesliga news, including Podolski’s kebab joint (38m 40s) • PART 6: Benevento get another win; the irresistible Ross Barkley project (46m 20s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (53m 00s) • PART 8: Adios (57m 00s) LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power**’s Rewards Club](http://www.paddypower.com/) • start trading at the [Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/). Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY • get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs on
Jan 04 2018 63 mins  
On your first Totally Football Show of the new year, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Matt Davies to put the Premier League to one side and say a big hello to the FA Cup RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1: Arsenal 2 - 2 Chelsea; Morata’s misses; Cech pays the penalty (01m 30s) • PART 2: The Big Book o’ Commentary Cliches; Crystal Palace revival; the VAR tantra (13m 40s ) • PART 3: World Strongest Man; Fleetwood v Leicester; the Strawbs v the Hammers; Mou’s misery; FA Cup previews (24m 40s) • PART 4: The precarious life of a Nottingham Forest manager; Liverpool v Everton and more FA Cup previews (35m 20s) • PART 5: Benevento’s historic win and the ballad of Kevin Lasagna (44m 45s) • PART 6: Stoke! (53m 10s) • PART 7: FA Cup-sets with Lee Price from Paddy Power (56m 30s) • PART 8: Adios (with added darts chat) (58m 05s) LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). PARISH NOTICES: • join [**Paddy Power’s Rewards Club**](http://www.paddypower.com/) • start trading at the **[Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/)**. Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY • get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) GET IN TOUCH: • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • [send us a tweet: **@TheTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)


Calendar year records, the return of Tony Pulis and is VVD VFM?
Dec 28 2017 70 mins  
On your your final **Totally Football Show** of the calendar year, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **Rafa Honigstein** and **Julien Laurens** for a bit of reflection and, indeed, projection **_RUNNING ORDER:_** • PART 1: Virgil Van Dyke transfer; Pulis to Boro; Carvalhal to Swansea (01m 30s) • PART 2: Harry Kane, Coutinho and the PL Xmas winners (09m 30s ) • PART 3: Swansea, Man U and the PL Xmas losers (23m 15s) • PART 4: European round-up; transfer rumours (31m 00s) • PART 5: PL previews (44m 00s) • PART 6: More 2017 footballing highs and lows; World’s Strong Man (57m 40s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (64m 50s) • PART 8: Adios (68m 15s) **_LIVE NEWS:_** • we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Get your tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). **_PARISH NOTICES:_** • join **Paddy’s Rewards Club** and [find out more](http://www.paddypower.com/) about **Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot** • start trading at the [**Football Index**](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/). Get started with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY • get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you[£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) _**GET IN TOUCH:**_ • find us on [**Facebook**](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: •[send us a tweet: **@theTotallyShow**](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)

Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperative
Dec 21 2017 69 mins  
On your pre-Christmas edition of **The Totally Football Show**, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **James Horncastle** and Opta’s **Duncan Alexander**. Here’s what’s made our list… **_RUNNING ORDER:_** • PART 1: Bristol City beat Man U; Arsenal v Liverpool preview (01m 40s) • PART 2: Everton v Chelsea; inclement times at Swansea (09m 05s) • PART 3: Guillem Balague on the Clasico and more (22m 05s) • PART 4: West Ham v Newcastle; Burnley v Spurs (32m 50s) • PART 5: Billy Beane at Barnsley; European round-up (42m 20s) • PART 6: 2017 highs and lows; more PL previews (53m 20s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (62m 10s) • PART 8: A final stat and farewells (65m 15s) _**LIVE NEWS:**_ • we’ll be at **Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018**, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). _**PARISH NOTICES:**_ • join **Paddy’s Rewards Club** and [find out more](http://www.paddypower.com/) about **Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot** • start trading at the [Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk/). Get started with £1000 with the promo code **TOTALLY** • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally) _**GET IN TOUCH**_ • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff • send us a [tweet: @TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)


Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradiction
Dec 14 2017 65 mins  
On the latest edition of the **The Totally Football Show**, **James Richardson** is joined by **Michael Cox**, **James Horncastle** and A**dam Hurrey** to reflect on City’s record-breaking win at Swansea and wonder how they would fare against the greatest teams in history. And there’s plenty more: **_RUNNING ORDER:_** • PART 1: Pep and City make history; sensational Silva (01m 00s) • PART 2: City v Spurs preview; Revels (12m 45s) • PART 3: Big Sam, Uncle Roy and Proper Managers (19m 40s) • PART 4: European chat and the GDP-per-capita Clasico (30m 45s) • PART 5: Hughes on the brink; Mou’s MO; Okazaki (43m 10s) • PART 6: Burnley up high (56m 30s) • PART 7: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot picks (59m 30s) **_LIVE NEWS:_** • we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March 2018, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. [Tickets here](http://bit.ly/2BolTDV). **_PARISH NOTICES:_** • join **Paddy’s Rewards Club** and [find out more](http://www.paddypower.com) about **Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot** • start trading at the **[Football Index](https://trade.footballindex.co.uk).** Getstarted with £1000 with the promo code TOTALLY • fancy some beer from our pals at **Beer 52**? Head to [http://www.beer52.com/tfs](http://www.beer52.com/tfs) and enter the offer code TFS • get your shave on with our friends **Cornerstone**, who are giving you [£10 off your first order](https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally): **_GET IN TOUCH_** • find us on [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/), where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff • send us a tweet: [@TheTotallyShow](http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)


Zorro and joy in the Champions League, fear of the Big Sam and barge haulers on the Volga
Dec 07 2017 68 mins  
On your brand new Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Sasha Goryunov to assess the conclusion of the Champions League group stage and look ahead to two cracking derbies in the Premier League this weekend (three if you include West Ham v Chelsea) • PART 1: Liverpool 7 - 0 Spartak; CL review (01m 10s) • PART 2: Merseyside derby preview (10m 50s) • PART 3: Manchester derby preview (17m 15s) • PART 4: West Ham v Chelsea; Eden Hazard discussion (23m 20s) • PART 5: PSG’s mini-crisis; Serie A update (30m 00s) • PART 6: Russia: World Cup (dis)interest, tourism, history (43m 20s) • PART 7: Leonid Slutsky sacked by Hull; more PL previews (51m 00s) • PART 8: Paddy Power’s Hotshot Jackpot (63m 20s) • PART 9: Inter Bells (67m 00s) PARISH NOTICES: • join Paddy’s Rewards Club and find out more about Paddy’s Hotshot Jackpot: http://www.paddypower.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/ GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow




Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the ages
Nov 27 2017 66 mins  
On your brand new Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by Michael Cox, Football 365’s Daniel Storey and our very own Iain Macintosh for the hot take on all the goings-on in the games in the Premier League and around Europe. We start with Liverpool’s 1-1 draw with Chelsea, the main beneficiaries of which appear to be Arsenal, who have taken their customary spot of fourth in the table after beating Burnley in typically controversial circumstances. Elsewhere, we commend Huddersfield for making life hard for City and wonder if Nou Mou can beat Old Mou when Watford host United on Wednesday. Oh, and we wonder what it’s going to take for Everton to get out of this tailspin. All of that plus: Eagles v Seagulls; Rafa Honigstein on Dortmund’s spectacular derby with Schalke; and Montella axed by AC Milan. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • If you’re going to our London live show on Wednesday 29 November at the Indigo at the O2, please use #TFSLIVE for your questions. There are prizes to be won as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh, Producer Ben are joined by our very special guest Kevin Bridges: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • Muddy Knees Media is hiring! http://bit.ly/2ACmvWI • join Paddy’s Rewards Club: http://www.paddypower.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/ GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow

Liverpool’s unwanted threesome and Darren Fletcher’s pearly whites
Nov 23 2017 60 mins  
On the latest edition of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson is joined by his BT Goals Show buds James Horncastle and Julien Laurens and Michael ‘The Mixer’ Cox to review a cracking midweek in the Champions League and look ahead to the weekend’s big games in the Premier League and around Europe. Where better to start than Liverpool, who somehow contrived to draw 3-3 at Sevilla despite being three up after 30 minutes. How will they fare at home to Chelsea, fresh - or not - from their 6000 mile round trip to Qarabag? Elsewhere in the Premier League, David Moyes gets a chance to underwhelm West Ham’s home fans, Huddersfield look to shock Man City, and Saido Berahino faces the opponents against whom he last scored...two years ago. Plus: another milestone for Darren Fletcher; top of the table clashes in Ligue 1 and La Liga; and can Megson be the new Dyche? LIVE EVENT NEWS: • There’s less than a week to go until our London live show on Wednesday 29 November at the Indigo at the O2. Join 90s icon Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh, Producer Ben and our very special guest Kevin Bridges: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • join Paddy’s Rewards Club: http://www.paddypower.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow

Pulis P45-ed, narrative busters and Dulwich Hamlet’s Toilets Opposite Stand
Nov 20 2017 65 mins  
On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes debutants Benji Lanyado and Ian Irving to the studio alongside TFS stalwart Iain Macintosh as we travel from the real Premier League to the Bostik Premier League and cover (almost) everything in-between. First up, the North London derby. Why has it taken until late-November for the Gunners to play like this - and why do Spurs continually come up short against the other title contenders away from home? Elsewhere, we marvel at the brilliance of Leroy Sane, Paul Pogba, Eden Hazard and Mo Salah as City, United, Chelsea and Liverpool all registered impressive wins. Next, we try to act surprised that West Ham’s David Moyes era got off to a shocker at Watford, and wonder where in the wide world of football Tony Pulis will pop up next. Plus: everything you ever wanted to know about sponsoring Dulwich Hamlet; Chris Coleman stands on the edge of a cliff at Sunderland; and close but still no points for Benevento. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • There’s just a week to go until our London live show on Wednesday 29 November at the Indigo at the O2, and not that many tickets left, either. Kevin Bridges is our very special guest. Join him and Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben live in London: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Save Dulwich Hamlet! https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/savedulwichhamlet • Find out more about Benji’s company PicFair, proud sponsors of Dulwich Hamlet (and their Toilets Opposite Stand): https://www.picfair.com/ • and get your vote on at the FSF Awards. All sorts of categories, all sorts of awkwardness: http://bit.ly/2yy6a0s GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow

Fragrant encounters, 90s icons and fax machines
Nov 16 2017 72 mins  
It’s an eclectic line-up for this episode of the Totally Football Show, with AC Jimbo joined in the pod by James Horncastle, Michael Cox, football finance expert Dr Tom Markham and former Monaco sporting director, Tor-Kristian Karlsen. We begin by wrapping up the events of the international break, with World Cup joy for Denmark, Sweden, Australia and Peru, tears for Ireland and Italy, and - perhaps most shockingly of all - signs of life from England in their two (goalless) glamour friendlies. After that post mortem, we turn our attention to the return of the Premier League, where the North London derby takes centre stage this weekend, hotly followed by the first meeting in a decade for José Mourinho and Rafa Benitez, and, just as excitingly, David Moyes’ debut in the West Ham dugout. Plus: a big Serie A preview; the World Crap; and a requiem for the fax machine. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • Just a fortnight to go until our London live show on Wednesday 29 November, and not that many tickets left, either. Kevin Bridges is our very special guest. Join him and Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben at the O2 Indigo: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • and get your vote on at the FSF Awards. All sorts of categories, all sorts of awkwardness: http://bit.ly/2yy6a0s GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow


An ode to Pirlo, racketeering, and a big beautiful German man
Nov 09 2017 63 mins  
AC Jimbo is joined by Matt Scott, Rafa Honigstein, and Michael Cox for your brand new Totally Football Show, where we’re busy looking ahead to the friendly between England B and Germany, and far more important World Cup qualifiers such as Denmark v Ireland, Sweden v Italy and New Zealand’s double-header with Peru. Also on our menu: Pirlo retires; West Ham’s appointment of David Moyes; the FIFA trail begins; Amy Lawrence’s fab new Arsenal doc; and some of the worst pronunciation of Greek names you’ll ever here. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • thanks to everyone who came to see us kick off the Totally World Tour in Birmingham last night: https://www.instagram.com/p/BbRjnNCA_FR/?taken-at=227933296 • Next stop: London on Wednesday 29 November, where Kevin Bridges is our very special guest. Join Kevin and Jimbo, Rafa, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben at the O2 Indigo: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • pre-order Rafa’s new book on Jurgen Klopp: http://amzn.eu/ijRYCxA • read Matt’s proper journalism: http://bit.ly/2jc0JS3 
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City sensational (again), Bilic sacked (at last) and Seagulls soar (of course)
Nov 06 2017 66 mins  
Football 365’s Daniel Storey makes his long-awaited debut on The Totally Football Show as he joins AC Jimbo, Iain Macintosh and Sasha Goryunov to marvel yet again at City, who put Arsenal to the sword and left United, Chelsea and Spurs in their dust. Elsewhere, Liverpool’s 4-1 win at the London Stadium meant it was Slaven Bilic’s turn to exit stage left. Also up for discussion: Celtic make history; Northern Ireland on the brink of the World Cup; and why you should never cross a seagull LIVE EVENT NEWS: • we’re looking forward to seeing you in Birmingham on Wednesday for our first live show. Still some tickets left: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • Kevin Bridges is our very special guest as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain Macintosh and Producer Ben head to the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • get yourself a copy of Daniel’s book - a great read and an even better cause: http://bit.ly/2uftUUf • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/

Tottenham’s Champions League coming of age, chickens, and Comic Sans
Nov 02 2017 75 mins  
On your band new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Michael Cox and Julien Laurens to review another excellent midweek in the Champions League featuring two stunning performances by Spurs and Man City and a stunningly inept performance by Chelsea. Will Tottenham follow up their win against Real Madrid with defeat at home to Palace? Can City continue their exceptional start Arsenal visit the Etihad? And who will do the more shushing when Conte and Mou clash on the touchline as Chelsea face Man U? Also on our agenda: Sunderland hunt for yet another new manager; the problem with Comic Sans; and Joe Allen - he ain’t no chicken. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next week. Jules, James H and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November. There might be singing too. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • Kevin Bridges is our very special guest as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben head to the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • it’s an especially good episode of The Totally Football League Show this week, all about the birth of AFC Wimbledon: https://t.co/DigC42eVYz • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/


England's golden summer and fifty shades of Demarai Gray
Oct 30 2017 63 mins  

On the latest episode of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo has Iain Macintosh, Rafa Honigstein and C4 News sports reporter and general polymath Jordan Jarrett-Bryan for company to look back on a triumphant weekend in the Premier League and far, far beyond. We discuss Man United’s victory over a Harry Kane-less Tottenham and ask what sort of challenge Spurs will put up when Real come to town in the Champions League? Plus, we turn out attention to Crystal Palace’s dramatic draw against West Ham, and analyse Claude Puel’s surprisingly entertaining start for Leicester against hapless Everton. And of course, there are World Champions to celebrate. We hear from Football 365’s Daniel Storey after England won the U17 World Cup to cap off a remarkable few months for the Three Lions. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next month. Julien Laurens, James Horncastle and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November. There might be singing too. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • Kevin Bridges - y’know, the comedian - is our very special guest as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben head to the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • want to hear more red hot soccer chat, but focusing on the Championship and League One and Two? The Totally Football League Show is out every Tuesday: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-totally-football-league-show • want to hear more of Jordan? His Football Fans Podcast lives here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-football-fans-podcast • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/

The return of Whispering Claude and friends forced to fight against each other
Oct 26 2017 72 mins  
On today’s Totally Football Show, Iain Macintosh, James Horncastle and Carrie Dunn join AC Jimbo in the pod to ponder West Ham’s remarkable(ish) comeback in the League Cup, Leicester’s shock(ish) appointment of Claude Puel, and some tasty(ish) encounters in the Premier League. Next up, we applaud the progress of the England U17s as they reach the World Cup final in India. But while Carrie fills us in on the positive news about the growth women’s game, James H has only bad things to say about events off the field in Italy. Finally, there’s some hot chat about a Star Trek-like encounter at Liverpool, and a fair bit of Luton Town- and Ardiles era Tottenham-tinged nostalgia. Ask your parents, kids. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next month. Julien Laurens, James Horncastle and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November. There might be singing too. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • Kevin Bridges - y’know, the comedian - is our very special guest as Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben head to the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • want to hear more red hot soccer chat, but focusing on the Championship and League One and Two? Behold - it’s The Totally Football League Show: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-totally-football-league-show • want to hear more of Carrie, but this time talking about wrasslin’? She joins Producer Ben on the Parts Unknown wrestling podcast: https://www.acast.com/partsunknown • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/

Koeman and Everton consciously uncouple - is Bilic next for the chop?
Oct 23 2017 70 mins  
On today’s Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Leroy Rosenior and comedian Matt Forde to look back on what could prove to be a pivotal weekend in the Premier League. Arsenal’s 5-2 demolition of Everton turned out to be the final straw as the Toffees finally dispensed with the services of Ronald Koeman. Elsewhere, Dejan Lovren and Victor Lindelof put on two of the worst defensive displays, like, *ever* as Tottenham hammered Liverpool 4-1 and Huddersfield shocked Manchester United. Meanwhile, West Ham and Stoke sunk further into relegation trouble. Also on our agenda: Mezut Özil’s eyes; Boufal’s worldy; and the reinvention of Tom Cleverley. LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next month. Julien Laurens, James Horncastle and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • Kevin Bridges - yes, the Kevin Bridges - will be joining Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben at the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ PARISH NOTICES: • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/

Liverpool in the goals, the FA in the dock and bad juju in West Brom
Oct 19 2017 70 mins  

On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Michael Cox, Julien Laurens and James Horncastle to review a full throttle midweek in the Champions League and elsewhere. We begin with Liverpool, who warmed up for their trip to Wembley and a clash with Spurs with a 7-0 spanking of Maribor in what was another fine European week for the English sides. Next, Carrie Dunn joins us to discuss the FA, whose shameful handling of Eni Aluko affair was this week made embarrassingly public. Also up for discussion: Pamela Anderson’s latest flame; the Rolling Stones help out PSG; and the curse of the Baggies LIVE EVENT NEWS: • The Totally Football Totally Live Totally World Tour kicks off in Birmingham next month. Julien, James H and Iain Macintosh will be joining Jimbo and Producer Ben on stage at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • Kevin Bridges - yes, the Kevin Bridges - will be joining Jimbo, Rafa Honigstein, Iain and Ben on stage at the O2 Indigo on Wednesday 29 November. Make sure you don’t miss out: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW PARISH NOTICES: • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • we’re working with CALM, the Campaign Against Living Miserably, who are dedicated to preventing male suicide. Find out more: https://www.thecalmzone.net/ GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find videos, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/


Irish hangovers, Chinese takeovers, and the king of crumbles
Oct 12 2017 78 mins  
There’s a doctor in the house for today’s edition of The Totally Football Show, and not just any doctor: Dr Tom Markham, the first person in the UK to receive a doctorate in football finance. Tom joins James Richardson, James Horncastle and Julien Laurens to reflect on the remarkable conclusion to the international break, before getting stuck into the return of the Premier League et al. Will United’s trip to Liverpool be even less entertaining than last year’s encounter at Anfield? Can City continue their hot streak against Stoke ? Will Crystal Palace ever score again? Also discussed: more on the Newcastle takeover; rhubarb v gooseberry v apple and blackcurrant crumble; and President George Weah PARISH NOTICES: • we spoke to Chris Powell, aka The Nicest Man in Football™, on The Totally Football League Show this week: http://bit.ly/2i2PmuX • Football Manager 2018 comes out on November 10. In the meantime, have a listen to the podcast series we made with them, The Football Manager Files: http://apple.co/2yffdnq • keep up to date with Dr Tom’s Carlos Kaiser movie here: @kaiserfilm • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Totally Football Live in Birmingham is 3 and a bit week away. We’re at the Glee Club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • Totally Football Live in London is coming to the Indigo at the O2 on Wednesday 29 November: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW 
 GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/

Genetics, Götterdämmerung and making America great again
Oct 09 2017 63 mins  
On the second of three special and indeed unavoidable international editions of The Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo has Michael Cox, Jack Lange and Rafa Honigstein for company to gloss over two stunningly dull England games in order to discuss Gordon Strachan’s bizarre comments about genetics and Dick Advocaat’s unfortunate attempts to tempt the hand of fate. We’re also joined by George Quraishi - editor of the extremely fine Howler magazine - about USA’s 4-0 hammering of Panama, and Stefán Ágústsson tells us about the excitement in downtown Reykjavík as Iceland stand on the brink of qualification for their first ever World Cup. Also discussed: the backlash against the Messi backlash; why German club sides are having such a rough time of it in Europe this season; and Ravel Morrison makes his mark in Mexico. PARISH NOTICES: • Follow Stefán Ágústsson on twitter: @stebbisnaer • check out George Quraishi’s wonderful Howler magazine: http://www.whatahowler.com/ •Totally Football Live in Birmingham is happening at the Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 •TFS Live in London is coming to the Indigo at the O2 on Wednesday 29 November: http://bit.ly/2wmBaiW 
 GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/






Liverpool lose again, Mark Sampson sent packing, and big trouble in little Paris
Sep 21 2017 61 mins  
On your brand spanking new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes Josh Widdecombe to the fold alongside stalwarts James Horncastle and Michael Cox. There’s plenty to discuss, too. How many will Man City put past Palace? Are Liverpool a shoo-in for 7th? And who out of Huddersfield and Burnley will end the weekend in third? We’re also joined by Carrie Dunn, who gives her thoughts on Mark Sampson’s sacking, and Julien Laurens, who takes time out from the delivery room to share the inside track on Neymar’s spat with Cavani at PSG.
 PARISH NOTICES: • share, subscribe, rate and review our new podcast, The Totally Football League Show: http://apple.co/2xgh511 • come and hear our best Spaghetti Junction material when we do the first Totally Football Live show at Birmingham’s Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Look out for the new series of Josh’s TV show (it’s also called Josh and starts on BBC Three on 2 October) and have a listen to his podcast about 90s football: https://www.acast.com/quicklykevin GET IN TOUCH: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/



City off to a flyer in Feyenoord but Liverpool’s defensive problems become even more Sevilla
Sep 14 2017 64 mins  
On your all new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo welcomes James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Michael Cox to reflect on a goal-tastic opening round of games in the Champions League. City and Spurs recorded impressive results away to Feyenoord and home to Dortmund, but Liverpool’s familiar flaws at the back were all too apparent as they drew 2-2 at home to Sevilla. PSG meanwhile looked all-too-menacing as they crushed Celtic 5-0 in Glasgow. After our comprehensive Euro review, we turn our attention to the Premier League. This weekend sees Arsenal head to Chelsea, Man United take on Everton, and there’s also a rousing return to action for Mr Roy as his makes his bow as Crystal Palace’s latest saviour with the Eagles at home to Southampton. All of this, plus back-shaving, ufology and exciting news for the gloomy folks of the West Midlands. PARISH NOTICES: • we’re delighted to announce our first live show - Totally Football: Live is headed to Birmingham’s Glee club on Wednesday 8 November. Get your tickets here: http://bit.ly/2fkzsb7 • subscribe to our new podcast, The Totally Football League Show: http://apple.co/2xgh511 • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/ • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • come and see Jimbo and Producer Ben at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC





The (transfer) window of discontent and your essential Champions League almanac
Aug 31 2017 56 mins  
On this edition of the Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by Rafa Honigstein, James Horncastle and Andy Brassell to give their two penn’orth on Sanches to Swansea, the Ox to Liverpool and the rest of transfer window deals that had been completed on deadline day. We’ll of course catch up on Monday’s show with the big moves that happened after we pressed stop . Plus, we look ahead to the international break, which isn’t nearly as tedious as it sounds, and then we’re joined by a virtual Julien Laurens and our old pal Sasha Goryunov to have a proper butchers at this year’s Champions League competition. Of course, there’s no Premier league or Championship football this Saturday due to the aforementioned international break, so perhaps most important match of the weekend is the game kicking off at 3pm at QPR’s Loftus Road: the #Game4Grenfell. Show your support and find out more at http://www.game4grenfell.com. PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our new website - now with your comments: http://www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Jimbo and Producer Ben are both doing events at the Dublin Podcast Festival at the end of September: http://bit.ly/2wqHfvC


Harry Maguire’s formidable frame, Benitez v Bilic, and the Ederson shuffle
Aug 24 2017 70 mins  
On your brand new Totally Football Show, AC Jimbo is joined by James Horncastle, Adam Hurrey, and Mark Schwartzer. Only one of those four won back-to-back Premier League winners medals - not that he likes to talk about it. The gang look ahead to the weekend in the Premier League, not least Arsenal’s trip to Anfield and a no doubt far more miserable affair at St James Park when Newcastle host West Ham. Other points of interest include Mark advising us to look out for Ederson’s shuffle in Man City’s game with Bournemouth; Adam finding solace in Wayne Rooney’s retirement in the the formidable frame of Leicester’s Harry Maguire; and James H giving us all the latest haps from Serie A. PARISH NOTICES: • send us a tweet: @thetotallyshow • rate and review us on iTunes: http://apple.co/2w51wJd • check out our new website - no with an added comments section: www.thetotallyfootballshow.com • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order: https://www.cornerstone.co.uk/totally • Adam Hurrey’s Football Cliches book is available here: http://amzn.to/2wAPRml • Producer Ben’s doing masterclasses at both the London (http://bit.ly/2vhF7nO) and Dublin Podcast Festivals (http://bit.ly/2vX0FYt) in September 
• and there’s also a brand new edition of his Parts Unknown wrestling podcast for your delectation: http://aca.st/e34b81


4.4 • 9 Ratings

minho26 Sep 25 2020
Good stuff, needs Barry.

What about the B Aug 03 2020
If they could have this panel every week, I would give it five.






Arseish Aug 03 2020
Absolute dogshit analysis of the cup final. Go and have a long, hard look at yourselves. Must do better.

unclesand Jul 07 2020
Great podcast

Iberian Geezer Jun 30 2020
Brilliant A great round up of European footy with some decent presenters. Excellent focus on the world's greatest league - La Liga! Keep up the good work team.

cmjones83 May 11 2020
Best football podcast around, with the king of presenters in AC Jimbo.

tetris36 May 10 2020
Quiz good

Robbie Apr 18 2020
I listen to this, Football Ramble, and the Guardian Football Weekend podcast each week. I don't really have a favorite among them; they each bring their own strengths to the table. The Totally shows feature some top notch European football experts and a few regular panelists I really like. And, of course, there's the endlessly droll James Richardson holding it all together. It's a great roundup of the week's top stories.

leej1973 Mar 30 2020
I've been listening to this since episode one, having jumped ship from the Guardian's Football Weekly podcast. Jimbo is an excellent host, he's quick-witted and he can multi-task for England, as you'll see if you ever attend a live show. The panel all bring their own strengths to the table, (literally) and the format is spot-on, giving listeners a comprehensive review/preview of all the important games from the 5 major leagues as well as some interesting tidbits from around the world.