The Ethical Butchers

We were all in for a real treat this past Saturday! Many of our favorite people got together on Zoom (oh, the great equalizer), and shared delicious stories and generally made us smile. We had to get together to share our thoughts, favorite moments, and just to chit chat a bit (get your human contact wherever you can, folks!). Enjoy!

See? SEE?? This season (not series! #savehannibal) finale is a thing of beauty and a bittersweet moment for Malina and Jack. In our longest episode yet, we jump into the roiling ocean of Season 3 Episode 13, "The Wrath of the Lamb". We get into the comedy beats that work and don't work, the whisky close-ups, the perfect misdirects, that post-credit sequence, and much more. A HUGE t

WE LIVE! Yes, sorry for the unexpected delay, but there is apparently shit going down in the world. Hope you all are staying home, we are! Via Zoom, we get into Season 3 Episode 12, "The Number of the Beast is 666"! We discuss how we forgot how much we LOVE this ep, how we appreciate the symbolism being spelled out for dummies like us, Delia's crazy ceiling, and much more! Plus, we

Kiss your toilets goodbye with Malina and Jack as we dive into Season 3, Episode 11, "...And the Beast from the Sea"! We get into our mixed feelings about this ep, puzzle out who's mind palace we are in, guess what Francis's job might be at Gateway, and much more! Plus, we talk ancestry, and one of our ETC offering sparks immense joy for Jack. Enjoy! - - - ethicalbutcherspodcast@gm

Roll up your sleeves and reach deep into Quinto's throat with Malina and Jack as we grab hold of Season 3, Episode 10, "...and the Woman Clothed in Sun". We get into our problems with this ep, discuss how Francis got backstage access to the zoo, speculate on what Gateway is, and more! Plus, we unleash our Hater's Guide to the Oscars (for a while...), and are shocked by how pungent

Is this the first ever episode of TV to start with an ellipsis? Strap in as Malina and Jack go to the dark room to develop Season 3 Episode 9, "...and the Woman Clothed with the Sun". We discuss how there is ANOTHER person we totally forgot about, the incessant talk about Will's genitalia, and how Tattle Crime is bucking the trend of print media. Plus, we talk Star Wars for WAY too

Roll out your yoga mat and start mewling and grunting! It's time for Season 3*, Episode 8: "The Great Red Dragon"! Malina and Jack discuss Malina being a Tooth Fairy apologist, super esoteric writing choices, ponder what was real and what was in the mind palace, unleash our best mewls, talk how much we didn't remember, and more! Plus, we get into Malina's varied thoughts on the Moo

You might want to ride the volume controls cause this one gets a bit wild. Our Court Composer, Sean Hills, is our special guest and joins us unpacking the absolute insanity that is Season 3, Episode 7, “Digestivo”. We get into how this is basically a season finale, how Chiyoh isn’t a real character, that one scene that Jack couldn’t handle, and more! Plus, we talk our Spoti

Unbox your cranial buzzsaw and rev into this violently sweet and sentimental episode! Malina and Jack dive into Season 3 Episode 6, "Dolce". We get into how Will got his clothes, why Mason could walk but still had a scarred face in his fantasy, how Gillian Anderson CRUSHES this episode, and more! Plus, Delia looks soooo sexy and we get off on a million tangents. Enjoy! - - - ethica

Take off your shirt and suck down some snails with us as we unpack Season 3, Episode 5, "Contorno". We get into if Hanni and Delia are smanging and our complicated feelings on it, how sex with Pazzi's wife is the best weight loss solution, how Alana could have found the receipts, and more! PLUS: The world debut of our new amazing recurring "costumes" intro song! Also, we dive into