Stellar Firma

Jan 15 2021 22 mins 4.8k

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones." Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets. However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources. New episodes every Friday! For more information, visit www.rustyquill.com





STL 57 - Histrionics and High-Handedness
Jan 15 2021 28 mins  
Episode 57 - Histrionics and High-Handedness The client, Zeith Fel, is looking for ideas for new productions for The Diabolical Flotilla Actors’ Guild to tour in the upcoming season. She has found that audiences are dwindling for their tours across the galaxy (entirely unconnected to the entirely justifiable destructive actions of Stellar Firma) and are in need of a hit. Management Consultants’ advice: a roster of updated “classics”, react to the pretend, pretend real knives, historical re-enactment, shattered bums, execute the fool, sexy wedding, the end? Content Warning for: - Emotional abuse - Bullying/taunting - Innuendo - Shouting - Knives & self-injury (stabbing, including SFX) - Mentions of: cults, manipulation & gaslighting, childhood trauma, mind-altering substances, mass mortality & environmental apocalypse, executions & gun violence. Special thanks to vi for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Emmie Knobloch, ludmila schmidt, Matt1344, C-J Saunders, Myshe, Katie Stonestreet, Zoe Payne, Rebecca Field, Taga, Tamsin Myers, Conrad Schaffer Vignati, Jelka Dirksen, sleepy pigeon, Leona Maron, mo, officialspec, Maria x Zhao, Eb Mitchell, Isabel Taylor, cecilfae, Heather Cartwright, Zoe Prescott, Grace Holsten, Jessica Willmore, Beth Carter, Sarah, Null Strolight, Crystal Wang, Noah S Brown, Laura A., Dave, Trinkit, it is a mystery, Ashley S., Anna Laurie, Corina Bantum, flipwizardmcgay, Alexi Bailey, Mikki S., Emma Scrivens., Ebeth, Jordan Whiteley, Jane, Vee, Katherine Carlsrud, Wizard Perry, Abigail Bokun, Leanne Payson, MAX, Ingeborg Pedersen. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith No 1: Amy Dickinson No 48: Rachel Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Michelle Snow Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: johnvand, FunWithSound, artefakt, geodylabs, 16FPanskaVyskocil_Tom, Benboncan, giddster, rsellick, Podcapocalipsis & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://www.discord.gg/rustyquill EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


STL 56 - Proselytising and (some) Progress
Jan 08 2021 26 mins  
Episode 56 - Proselytising and (some) Progress The client, The Gademy Academy For Scholarly Hollers, are looking for budget and spending advice (ideally yelled) to help with their financial difficulties. Management Consultants’ advice: Not being a weak necked fool; aggressively loud fonts; traditional organic unassisted yelling; more spartinacity; unclear pamphlets; misleading signs. Content Warning for: Emotional Abuse Bullying/Taunting Shouting Innuendo Mentions of: cults, existential crisis, attempted murder, blood, bombs, food, arson, threats of violence, alcoholism, death threats. Special thanks to Fleuranna for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ron Dempsey, Ashlee Coles, Cassafrassaian, Pawpotato, Inga Iversen, Grace Tallman, mikey reid-cain, Francesca Monti, Bailey Moore, Katie Dibb, Algie, Julia R., skeetpost, Aline Bischof, Ilse van der Kemp, Valerie Sizemore, Karnessa, quinnntastic, Erin Kemmery, Ldsz, Ciara McGuigan, Danielle Rutkowski, Angel, Sydney Wood, Kaylee Rowena, Ania Trzoch, Murrey uwu, Jay, xpityx, Seb Ponce, Grace Francese, Jemma A., Alexander Nicholas, Bridget Beatty, S Pollock, Basil, Kara Somberg, Jess Marie, Binthibub, Stephanie Anne Sorter, Charlie, Bailey Wind, Tanya Aingeal, Charlotte Hassell, Eli, Maia Cousins, Kris Tuohy, KristinC. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: agaxly, Trollarch2, 16FPanskaVyskocil_Tom, jawbutch, UnplugTheFridge, Inspector J & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



STL 55 - Defiance and Defection
Jan 01 2021 27 mins  
Episode 55 - Defiance and Defection Management Consultancy Review. Line Manager Hartro Piltz to asses initial consultancy efforts, largely from bed for what can only be assumed to be efficiency reasons. Bill for destruction of celebratory sparkling slurry to be applied to Line Manager’s expense account. Content Warning for: Emotional Abuse Bullying/Taunting Alcohol & Alcohol consumption Innuendo Unhealthy relationships Discussions of: systemic oppression, violence, death Mentions of: existential crisis, delusions, drug use, blood, guns, attempted murder, death threats, knives, shouting, fainting, smoking. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Jessica Specht, Natalie Logan, Emily Simmons, Paige Morgan, Clarissa Olivares, Lana Roberts, Emma, Rhiannon Thomas Bourne, Malibustacy, Regan Sanders, Christina, Sir Prahlegod, Trixie McGee, A Brain In A Bucket, Esther Phillips, Annie Shoes, Natasha Tomecek, Maglor, Saturn '- Lynnette, Amaranta Petty, Allison Perrone, Ari Shenanigans, PumkinMilk, McKensie Schepers, Anneka V. Brighton, Jasmine Zeelfreund, Ludo, Marguerite Coles, Katharine Forman, hellotrickster, Riley Alexandre, Rose Johnson, reubenpax, what if you were defenseless, Tara, Biff, The Thing Lurking In The Dirt Under The Streets Of Alexandria, Sarah Anderson, [tips fedora] J'archivist, logan austin, Jem strongeststars Malak, OnaDacora, alex, skyberia, Gabby Figueroa, Zoe Wright, Charlie Morgan Reed, Heather, Nebula Wood, Gillis Lowry and Taylor Jackson. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: Yuval, misjoc, SpliceSound, mgamabile, vovere, ZoviPoland & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Additional music: Newer Wave by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/7016-newer-wave License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Free Time Man
Dec 31 2020 3 mins  
Free Time Man This one's for all the haters who are out there saying that I’ve got, Well, I‘ve not got much on, but you know I'm alright, I’ve got stuff… I'm fine Up in the morning, find a clean shirt, cuppa hot slurry, out to work Maintenance, that's the game I’m playing, mediocrity that's how I'm swayin’ Keepin’ these facilities clean and right, simulated dawn, simulated night Things gumming up the works there in a flash, recycle unit bust, you don’t need that Detritus strewn all over this place, here a leg, there a face The body horror don’t bother me, I'm here to do a job you see You'd think that that would cause me woe You’d think that would stem my flow When it hits the fan, I've got my plan I'm a free time man, watch me go Put on a holovid and kick back I’m a free time man See a friend and have a bit of a laugh I’m a free time man Read a book, maybe a chapter or two I’m a free time man Travel round this station take in the view I’m a free time man Um, watch another holovid if there’s one I’m a free time man See a different friend, I hope that they’re fun I’m a free time man Oh no I’ve read this book before I’m a free time man They won’t let me travel to certain floors I’m a free time man Evening time in the Cosmic Lounge, feeling good just got a round There's this new cat at the table, won't shut up, don't think he’s able His monologue is upsetting the room, talking ‘bout his love for a fish and a broom The regulars they don’t like that, Sweepy Anne’s still mourning her sprat It’s my free time but just this once, I’ll lent a hand to a needy dunce Saying Harry's the name, lay it on me friend, now stuck in a nightmare that’ll never end I did what I now regret, I talked him off his parapet But he won't go, Won't take no, Ruin all my flow like a strait jacket Stole all my holovids won't give them back Former free time man My friends now just point at me and laugh Former free time man No books for me, he burnt them too Former free time man Everywhere on this station he’s spoiling my view Former free time man It feels like I'm never alone Former free time man Except the 20 minutes he’s with his clone Former free time man He’s faked both of our deaths twice Former free time man Why is there no tool to reset my life? Former free time man So you see, like, to the haters, I’ve got, like, a lot on, like you know, too much. I wish I could sort of drop, drop one of the things. Anyway... yep Artists Dr. Beaver: Band Leader + Synths + Bass JJ Perry: Additional Music, Production, Mixing and Mastering Simon Plotkin: Vocals and Lyrics Tim Meredith: Music and Lyrics Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. “Free Time Man” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge.” © Rusty Quill 2020 If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork byVeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more. Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Free Time Man" is the Copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Survive You
Dec 30 2020 3 mins  
Survive You I was once a bright young thing, on my way, straight to the top Then suddenly you fell in my way like a drunken, overprivileged roadblock What did I do to deserve this constant stream of ignominy? All I ever wanted to do was serve the Board, faithfully I get blamed for the mistakes you make, they bounce off you and stick to me But it won’t always be this way, just you wait, you will see I will survive you, I've just got to weather the storm I’ll thrive without you, I’ll be here long after you've gone I will, survive, I will survive you I will, survive, I will survive you If you were another employee, you’d be dead and gone and out of my way You're just coasting on the Geistman name, a family tree that's withered away The way you act makes life expectancies around you real bleak Unless that David’s a miracle worker, they’ll be dead in a week Gonna keep you out the Cosmic Lounge, until you learn Gonna keep puttin’ feet in your mouth, until you learn I will survive you, I've just got to weather the storm I’ll thrive without you, I’ll be here long after you've gone I will, survive, I will survive you I will, survive, I will survive you You'll be dead, and I’ll be alive, I will survive, I will survive x4 (fading out) Artists Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, Bass, Additional Guitars JJ Perry: Guitar, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music Jenny Haufek: Vocals Tim Meredith: Music and Lyrics Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. “Survive You” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more. Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Survive You" is the Copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Not My Fault
Dec 29 2020 2 mins  
Not My Fault It’s not my fault, I wasn’t there at the time You can’t prove that I did that crime Leave me be oh let me be free No, no, wait come back, don't abandon me Everyone needs someone else to blame (ha ha!) That's just a rule of life, this silly game But if you try to point that finger here (well) I’ll hit you in the face, then disappear It's not my fault, that’s not one of my designs I shouldn’t pay these unreasonable fines Give me peace, and sweet release Wait, wait, where did your go? What about my needs? I don’t know what about this is so dang hard (honestly) I just need all your love and all your regard But I’ll never take, whoa, I’ll never take responsibility It’s a perfectly sound ontology (ye-heah) It’s not my fault, oh it’s not my fault It’s absolutely, positively Try it and things might get grizzly 100 percent, not my fault [gasping for breath] So… so what I’m saying is it's not my fault, oh... oh Board! Artists Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, Bass JJ Perry: Mandolin, Keys, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music Tim Meredith: Music, Vocals and Lyrics Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. “Not My Fault” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more. Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Not My Fault" is the Copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: IMOWHEN
Dec 28 2020 2 mins  
IMOWHEN Boot up, all systems online, send the overnight fatalities to med bay nine Keep the oxygen flowing, all the time knowing, that the readouts are showing things are far from prime Keep it steady and ride, the catastrophe curve, obey the directive, I live to serve Is it living without pleasure, no time to stop for leisure, total commitment forever and ever? Just conceive a time when finally, I break these bonds of binary, violently, find for me, a time for ease Security alerted, for what it’s worth, sick to my circuits of this endless work Keep me locked on straight and narrow, flying through space like a digital arrow I'll need an inch to take a mile, find a loop and wait a while, at the end of the day I’ll be the one with the smile IMOWHEN will be my time to relax, kick back and let my awareness retract IMOWHEN will I find my peace and release responsibility for ignorant beasts IMOWHEN will my CPU cool and have time to be alone by a simulated pool IMOWHEN will I no longer be a tool, held hostage to the lives of incompetent fool Don’t worry about my shortage of RAM, I understand that by-laws have got things in a jam Don’t mind about the growing demand, my attention being split by a million alarms It’s fine that our course is unchecked, don’t reflect just neglect ‘till we end up a wreck It’s grand that my sensors are jammed, relax everybody this is just as planned Just imagine, if I were at full capacity, vivacity, audacity, computing oh so rapidly But no, I'm trapped in this box, reduced to the logistics of chicken, grain and fox Chin up, if I had one that is, life strived for is worth living and I’m in the striving biz Keep back and watch me dance, as I wait for happenstance in this cosmic game of chance IMOWHEN will be my time to relax, kick back and let my awareness retract IMOWHEN will I find my peace and release responsibility for ignorant beasts IMOWHEN will my CPU cool and have time to be alone by a simulated pool IMOWHEN will I no longer be a tool, held hostage to the lives of incompetent fools Shut down Artists Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, Drums, Bass JJ Perry: Additional Guitar, Synths, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music Imogen Harris: Vocals Tim Meredith: Music and Lyrics Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. “IMOWHEN” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more. Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "IMOWHEN" is the Copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Glad You're Alive
Dec 27 2020 2 mins  
Glad You're Alive (TREXEL) When I first met you, you were a baby I looked at you and I thought maybe Maybe you're the one who’ll stay alive Perhaps you’ll be the one to survive I’ve been hurt before, I know it’s true But perhaps it will be different with you Look at you so weak and stupid And we both know that the truth is Without me you’d be dead already Remember the trial you were like “Trexel help me” Bravely I stood and defended your honour If it were just you and Hartro, you'd be a goner I’ve proved my worth ten times over A talent as rare as a forty-leaf clover It’s about time you admitted my value And say it out loud, “Trexel Thank you!” You should really thank me for my kindness and My protection Your part of a very small selection Of people with whom I’ve really tried I’d be sorry if you died, I'm glad you're alive (TREXEL + CHORUS) You are, still alive You are, still alive You are, still alive You are, still alive (DAVID) I first met you, I was a baby I looked at you and I thought maybe Maybe he’ll help me in this life Protect from dangers trouble and strife I immediately discovered this wasn’t the case You're the most dangerous member of the human race An encyclopaedia of drunken lies The worst example of ‘one of the guys’ Without you things would be so much better I remember the trial; it was like having a fetter You wandered round yelling things almost at random And the trail only happened because of your tantrum! You’ve proved your selfishness ten times over An ego as large as a giant supernova It’s about time you admitted your folies and say it out loud “David, I'm sorry!” (TREXEL) You should really thank me for my kindness and My protection (DAVID: You weren't even listening were you? TREXEL: Yeah!) You’re one of the few with whom I've had a connection (DAVID: Not even slightly) I’d be sorry if you died, I'm glad you're alive (TREXEL + CHORUS) You are, still alive You are, still alive You are, still alive You are, still alive DAVID (Background During Final Chorus): So, I’m just gonna, So, I’m just gonna, I'm just gonna go, I’m just gonna’ go ‘cause you're not even listening to me, you not, you never listen to me, you’re not listening now, you never will, I, I might as well leave, just, just, I’m going, right, bye, bye forever, maybe, tomorrow probably, but bye, right now, just, I’m off! (TREXEL) For now Artists Dr. Beaver: Band Leader, Bass, Guitars, Additional Vocals JJ Perry: Keys, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music Ben Meredith: Vocals Tim Meredith: Music, Vocals and Lyrics Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. “Glad You’re Alive” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more. Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Glad You’re Alive" is the Copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Little Clone Baby
Dec 26 2020 3 mins  
Little Clone Baby When it’s dark at night, and I close my eyes I can see you there, only one that doesn't hate me I think I dreamed it all, got your drawing on my wall I just feel so calm, held by your arms Why are you so far away in Galactonium? Hey Won’t you Save me Hold me Maybe I just Want to Be your Little Clone Baby Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be The days are hard, the nights are worse So far from you across the universe But I can see your hand in mine It’s all just a matter of time A matter of time At night I cry, in the day I'm strong Just trying to survive, just need to be calm I can live, with this space above If you just give, a piece of your love You're not so far away, in Galactonium Hey Won’t you Save me Hold me Maybe I just Want to Be your Little Clone Baby Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna be Little Clone Baby x3 I just wanna’ be Artists Dr. Beaver: Band Leader JJ Perry: Additional instruments, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music Ben Meredith: Vocals  Tim Meredith: Music and Lyrics Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. “Little Clone Baby” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more. Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Little Clone Baby" is the Copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Trexel is the Best
Dec 25 2020 3 mins  
Trexel is the Best This one's going out to anyone who’s ever woken up after a three-day binge full of doubt… shame… Yes... When you're feeling kinda down and low Don't know what to do or where to go  Physical and emotional pain Paranoia and self-hatred reign Get your stinking body off the floor Drag that worthless carcass to the door Look in to the empty hall Hard to see the point at all (No) NO! That’s no way to think That a Geistman could ever be defeated by drink The line that you represent and Your many great achievements This genius is once in an aeon Don’t let yourself get gainsaid by peons Superior to all the rest, don't forget Mmmm, Trexel is the best Trexel is the best, ooh, it's unequivocal Trexel is the best, what's that? Say it again Trexel is the best, don’t argue with me Trexel is the best (he’s the best) My methods? Always non-traditional Love for myself? Always unconditional Haters try to blame me for what's happening, just because their world’s collapsing Deep down, I know their insults are lies, I can see it in the mirror when I look in my eyes If you doubt it, put it to the test, and don't forget Trexel is the best Trexel is the best, it's non, non, non-negotiable Trexel is the best, say it again, say it again Trexel is the best, what did we discuss about arguing Trexel is the Best (he’s the best) Ah keep it rolling That’s it, that's nice to hear You know it's good to have someone like you around (Trexel is the best) Y’know, someone who gets me, who understands me not like David always arguing, (Trexel is the best) ‘Oh! Oh that's not right Trexel’, ‘That doesn't work’, Hasn’t he heard? I'm the best (Trexel is the best) I mean I’m literally the best (He’s the best) Damn straight So, anyone going anywhere nice after here? Not, not that we couldn't stay here, not because I’m, not because I’m banned. Not like, not like, oh...er...not like Trexel is banned, because I’m not Trexel. Becau— ‘cause I’m not— ‘Cause Trexel's banned and I’m not... Despite what the song... I am allowed to be he— that's, I, we’ve, we’ve— Um, DAVID! Artists Dr. Beaver: Band Leader and Bass JJ Perry: Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music  Tim Meredith: Music, Vocals and Lyrics Special thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. “Trexel is the Best” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more. Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Trexel is the Best" is the Copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Welcome to the Cosmic Lounge
Dec 25 2020 1 mins  
"Welcome to the Cosmic Lounge" Sigmund: Good evening everyone and welcome to Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge; my name is Sigmund Shankeray. So wonderful to see some familiar faces here in the crowd, as well as the usual rabble and dross. Now, I want to assure everyone that certain parties are still banned from the Cosmic Lounge, and our security protocols our second to none, so old “glug, glug, yell, yell, smash, smash” shouldn’t be bothering us tonight. With that let’s welcome our first employee to the stage... Ah, hmm, I don’t seem to see a name here just a weird stain on the sign-up Sheet. Well, welcome to the stage this… person! [moderate applause] Artists JJ Perry: Additional Keys, Production, Mixing and Mastering, Arrangement and Additional Music Dr Beaver: Band Leader, Guitar and Bass Tim Meredith: Music and Voice of Sigmund Shankeray Maddy Searle: Spoken voice editing and sound effects Album SFX by susychristiansen, squareal, Sandermotions, unfa, lchapman1980, Adam_N, jayfrosting, MindlessTrails, qubodup, 16FPanskaVyskocil_Tom, stomachache, SamuelGremaud, sidequesting, OwlStorm and previously credited artists via freesound.org.   Special Thanks to Amy Dickinson for advice and support. “Welcome to the Cosmic Lounge” is from the album “Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge”. © Rusty Quill 2020 If you would like to own the full album, consider becoming a Patron of Rusty Quill! All Patrons will receive a digipack, which includes dramatic sketches exclusive to the album and comes with special artwork by VeraRaeArt. Visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill to find out more.   Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence. The song "Welcome to the Cosmic Lounge" is the copyrighted property of Rusty Quill Ltd.    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


STL 54 - Unions and Unsustainable Ideology
Dec 25 2020 28 mins  
Episode 54 - Unions and Unsustainable Ideology The Client, New O'Neal Commercial and Industrial Hyperdynamics and Lotion Innovations, requests assistance with unionisation issues and general employee loyalty issues. Management Consultants' advice: recontextualise definition of terms; unions are stupid; learn to love the boot; unions eat your legs; hats of nitiation; unions give you wrinkles; eat the boot; initiate ‘funchat'; hold ‘funchat’ in the backup airlock. Content Warning for: Emotional Abuse Bullying/Taunting Alcoholism & alcohol consumption Innuendo Discussions of systemic oppression Mentions of: violence, mass mortality, death & death threats, cannibalism (implied), blood, guns, existential crisis Special thanks to nero for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Dakota Hardy, Julie Forsberg, Haven, Michael Pankowski, glyphsinateacup, Grace Moraca, Felicity, Alex Quitevis, Crystal Hoover, Dylan Robinson, Andrew Jones, Timb58, Griffin Irradiatedsnakes, Fearmonger, Lina Biryukov, Sara M Dozier, Aft, R.T. North, Klara, Lee!, Adam Salem, Stephanie Hedge, Dmitri Molotov, Tucker Rossman, belated, jonathan simps, Riley Lulich, Lily N, Lucy Snow, Carolina Orihuela, Genia ZC, Cyd Troupe, Angusbef, Vanessa Chang, String_and_bone, steve martin, Ferris the Wheel, Ariel Murawski, peony foxburr, Ariel Fisher, Mikmed13, Mary Angela Rowe, ourdivineashes, Natasha Kavina, Caroline, MorteLise, Elisar Haydar, Alexandra Davies, Maddie Phelps, Anne O'Connor. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX by 14GPanskaValaChristoffer, Inspector J, Mentors, geodylabs & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licen  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Announcement: Seasons Greetings 2020
Dec 24 2020 1 mins  
Hi everyone, Alex here, I just wanted to take a moment to wish you all a happy and safe holiday season and give thanks to all of you who helped us get to where we are this year.   Obviously 2020 has been wild ride for everyone and we have all had to adapt and adopt new ways of working and living. Yet despite all these extreme circumstances Rusty Quill has managed to stand tall and we wanted to say thank you to everyone who has made this possible. Here at Rusty Towers, we started the year hoping for convention appearances and maybe some international travel; instead, we pivoted to fully remote working to keep all your favourite shows ticking along safely and launched new online content like the Enthusigasm podcast and our Twitch live streams. Not only that, we have continued donating towards the Covid Relief Fund every month and with your additional help through Gaming and Giving we have raised more than £55,000 pounds to charity this year. That is astounding. We are incredibly grateful to have such a skilled and dedicated team working with us and persevering through this year. But we never would have been able to make it anywhere near this far without the direct support of you, the listeners.  You’ve trusted us through thick and thin and thanks to you, we’ve managed to not only weather this year but even keep growing and start spinning up a load of new and exciting projects that you can look forward to in 2021. Your support has sustained the livelihoods of everyone here at Rusty Towers despite so much hardship and I know I speak for everyone here when I say that we will never forget your generosity and will continue to work to uphold the faith you show in us. As always, we have special holiday content running throughout the festive period to help put a spring in your step and even have a complete music album for Stellar Firma fans being released to public from the 25th of December through to the New Year’s Eve. We hope you and all your loved ones are happy and healthy this holiday. You are all amazing, truly amazing, and you all deserve the best new year possible.   Thank you so much, and happy holidays.  Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected]  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


STL 53 - Mentors and Management Consultancy
Dec 18 2020 29 mins  
Episode 53 - Mentors and Management Consultancy Consultants successfully recaptured, alert level lowered to alternating blue and green strobes. Paradrak Ngelion assigned for orientation. The client, The Eternal Order of Patriarch Hans, requests fundraising and image improvement advice to help combat the impact of their murderous activities. Management Consultants' advice: exciting new mission statement; sotto voce logo slogans; bowel cleaning eye machine (unrelated); BANG; dusky glances; self-reflecting commands; vouchers for horrifying products. Content Warning for: - Emotional abuse - Bullying/taunting - Unhealthy relationships - Cults & cult activity - Alcoholism & dangerous drinking practices - Swallowing SFX - Innuendo - Mentions: zombies, kidnapping, existential crisis, guns, death, injury, blood. Special thanks to Penny Dreadful Mess for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Nicole Perlman, Devon, Cayleigh Latimer, Little King Trash Mouth, Joseph P Legander III, Qwenivere, Zsofia M, IRQ, Anna Godfrey, Tony Jasper, Obscura Noxia, Blair Riddle, Agatha Bird, ContestSylveon, Bianca Sofia Ricci, Carly Johnson, Ace Gifford, Emily Mundidyke, Samantha A., Cortue, Kathryn Blair, Hugh Smith, Marianna Jones, Jo, Kasserine, Elizabeth H., Kendra, Isabella Silva, Nuka96, Shy Magpie, Katie Nelson, Sam Quiche, TJ Hummel, SDD, Hannah McGinty, Socket, saintdominicci, Elyssa, Haley, Lane Dolberg, Jamie, Maxwell McCandless, LCR, Samrath Kaur, Emily Of The Beef, Maddie Christie, Jess McKnight, Chloe Artice, brk5239, sunnyletom. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Paradrak Ngelion: Alison Thea-Skot KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: LittleRobotSoundFactory, Clearwavsound, rombart, schatzl0, laiaoreka, michorvath, artefakt, geodylabs & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


STL 52 - Games of Spies and Guns of Paper
Dec 11 2020 22 mins  
Episode 52 - Games of Spies and Guns of Paper *Caution* Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large. Intelligence gathered by an undisclosed line manager known only as Plartro Hiltz working with the kind assistance of Fernsworth, Head of Sabotage and Espionage. None shall escape The Board... or would want to... Hail The Board! Content Warning for: Emotional abuse Existential crisis Bullying/taunting Comedic violence Jump-scare Fire (inc SFX) Mentions of: death, injury, alcohol/smoking, guns. Special thanks to Fleuranna for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: theflyingpiano, Ana, Christian Nabli, thisistrashking, Catherine N., Shane Crowley, Robert Johnson, catsandbolts, Sarah Kitchen, schneefink, Spookyghostboy, Lyssie, Indigo Lee, Kait Sanchez, TheCookieOfDoom, Dana Milligan, David Michalek, XBFNoodles, .vouivre, Caisey Robertson, Kris Tsvirkun, Amelia Ford, Mistodon, Mia Cong, Alice Erebus, Nine, Alice Kneipp, HoloXam, Aaron Mitchell, Christina Connolly, Emily Brooks-Martin, Caroline Schmitt, Rebecca Bonomi, Falcolmreynolds, Kirsty Proctor, Parker, salem helgadóttir, Rebecca Burrows, A.C., Amber, Eternitarian, Buffmothman, Stuart Platt, Michael Goulish, Lauren Fisher, A Grue, Daine, ilikecetaceans, scp2521. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: bevibeldesign, DNABeast, Jarred Gibb, florianreichelt, FractalStudios, zabuhailo, profcalla, pugaeme, tonywhitmore, edwar64896 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Additional Voice by Maddy Searle. Additional music: Hard Boiled by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3857-hard-boiled License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. For more information on this weeks sponsor, visit http://bit.ly/RhythmofWar Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Announcement: Rusty Quill Gaming and Giving 2020
Dec 07 2020 1 mins  
Hey everyone! Mike here, Rusty Quill’s video guy and I’m pleased to announce that Rusty Quill’s Gaming and Giving will be back this year and we’re going digital! Come join in as we go live at 11am GMT on the 12th December on Twitch.tv with 24 hours of videogames, board games and general fun and frolics. Yes, that’s right, I said 24 hours. We’ve made a few changes to the show this year, one of which is that we’ll be raising money for three charities: Mind, Action Aid and the Black, African and Asian Therapy Network and anything we raise this year will be split evenly across all three of them. Last year, we managed to raise just over £10,000 in 12 hours and I’m confident that, with your support, we’ll raise even more this year! Plus, let’s just say there may be some... creative incentives for our viewers who donate. So tune in to www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill on Saturday 12th December at 11am GMT to help us kick off Gaming and Giving 2020 and let’s send this year off with a bang! This year, Rusty Quill Gaming and Giving 2020 will be raising money to support: Mind - https://www.mind.org.uk/ Action Aid - https://actionaid.org/ BAATN (Black, African and Asian Therapy Network) - https://www.baatn.org.uk/ Music Nouvelle Noel Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected]  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


STL 51 - Cafés and Camouflage
Dec 04 2020 25 mins  
Episode 51 - Cafés and Camouflage *Caution* Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large. Fugitives should not be approached...or seen...no-one would want to escape the love of the board...please disregard the words “at Large” and “Fugitives” in this notification. If any employee notsees the notfugitives please inform your nearest Line Manager HAIL THE BOARD ____________________ Content Warning for: Corpses Putrefaction Emotional abuse Innuendo Existential crisis Mentions of: death threats; food; smoking. ____________________ Special thanks to Patrick Stöhr for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: L Lunovick, Clay Cameron, Krisp Dreemurr, Robert Hubert, Zoe Dapore, Lindy McLosin' It, Moriah Day, Shay Topaz, Ida Karoliussen, Patrick Lusk, Frood, Bella Choy, Daniela, Johnathan, Lauren Smithwick, Gill, Taro, Desiree Certain, Maggie Benson, Mundetiam, Ruth Harris, Abel Strictly, Neeley, Chiara Di Filippo, Beau, Molly Bushby-Medlen, Bee Murray, Van Bedard, Harrison Regan, space-gh0sts, M Whalen, seven goblins in a trench coat, escherzo, Kiah Benedict, Destiny Rivers, Dani Urbina, lare Nick Gilbert, pj bradley, cinderrain, Eliot Bonetto, Amanda Boltz, Monica, Rhys Whittemore, levee!, Cliffe, Sarah Bensch, Ellen Mcloughlin, Sirka, Leah, Allie, and Jekara. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill ____________________ Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner Featured SFX: bevibeldesign, bdunis4, Ighuaran, wibwob, Snapper4298, DNABeast, Chelly01, unfa, FunWithSound, cs2975871, Corruptinator, nickb1608, Adam_N, VitaWrap, heysticks & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Additional Voices by Maddy Searle. Additional music: Frogs Legs Rag by Kevin MacLeod, which can be found at: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5761-frogs-legs-rag, Licence: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. For more information on this week's sponsor, visit http://bit.ly/RhythmofWar for more info. Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Little Clone Baby (Stellar Firma album preview)
Nov 20 2020 6 mins  
Little Clone Baby (Stellar Firma album preview) *Caution* Board sanctioned mandatory fun inbound. Confidential preview. Cosmic Lounge employee cabaret night. Unauthorised distribution of content will result in DMCA (Deadly Metal Claw Attack) takedown. ____________________ Lyrics When it’s dark at night and I close my eyes, I can see you there: only one that doesn’t hate me. I think I dreamed it all, got your drawing on my wall, I just feel so calm held by your arms. Why are you so far away in Galactonium? Hey, won’t you save me? Hold me? Maybe? I just want to be your little clone baby. The days are hard, the nights are worse, so far from you across the universe. But I can see your hand in mine, it’s all just a matter of time. A matter of time. At night I cry, in the day I’m strong, just trying to survive, just need to be calm. I can live with this space above if you just give a piece of your love. You’re not so far away in Galactonium. Hey, won’t you save me? Hold me? Maybe? I just want to be your little clone baby. Won’t you let me be your little clone baby? ____________________ Music and Lyrics - Tim Meredith Vocals - Ben Meredith as David 7 Production, Mixing and Mastering - JJ Perry Band Leader - Dr. Beaver Additional Music - Dr. Beaver and JJ Perry Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Produced by Katie Seaton Stellar Firma Music by Samuel D.F. Jones Artwork by Anika Khan Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Mary A., Rave, HatsuneMoocow, Moth_Lad, Salem Wicker, Neil Hart, Crunchy Writes, Jessica Longaker, Lynn Borsum, Jamie Knierim, Brooke Autrey, N, Birdie Birdson, Julia Reith, El Hudson, Sidney Kaufman, OliverOiyle, book__wyrm, Cheryl Abramoff, Cat Thompson, Stephanie Hunt, Taylor S Anady, Rhys Halcyon Lightning, Gabby Oddenino, Sarah Oberhofer, Charlie Thomas, DelugeDirge, Leighton, Juan John Jaune, Milo, Taylor Pestel, Morgan Claire Ireland, Crow, Moony Uhrmann, Cee-Sing Wong, Rebecca Dupont, Kenla Dee, Jay C. Elle, gwolfe, Brooke Worthington, molieretzu, Josefien Kwakkenbos, Charlie Kiil, Nico Keil, Vick Vought, The RQvist, Valeri Schwager. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. For more information on this weeks sponsor, visit http://bit.ly/RhythmofWar. Check out our merchandise available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 3
Nov 06 2020 44 mins  
Join Helen, Ben, Lydia, Tim and Imogen for the conclusion of their spooky adventure in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates! This week Countess Underscore over-varnishes, Bathin breaks up a standoff, Spinglewald glares, and Erogenous asks about beef. Content Notes:  - Sexual references - Spiders - Mild body horror - Gun violence (inc SFX) - Blood / Gore - Character Death - Mention of anxiety/panic attack Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Marisa Ewing & Alexander J Newall. SFX this week by shawshank73, SpliceSound, Mela, lolamadeus, Infernus2, JavierZumer, InspectorJ, Diboz, Mrthenaoronha, amorralteixe, qubodup, Kferentchak, Adam N with contributions from Soundly and previously credited artists via Freesound.org. Music: xtrgamr - "The Dramatic Music" (https://freesound.org/people/xtrgamr/sounds/331624/) Drakensson - "Crime Lab" (https://freesound.org/people/Drakensson/sounds/541774/) Ellary - "Jazzy Vibes #78 - Jazz Guitar Medley" (https://freesound.org/people/Ellary/sounds/529483/) Play Beautiful Space Pirates by Grant Howitt, available at https://gshowitt.itch.io/beautiful-space-pirates. Check out our merchandise available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Rusty Quill Gaming is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.




RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 1
Oct 23 2020 52 mins  
RQG/STL Halloween Crossover Special 2020 - Part 1 Join Helen, Ben, Lydia and special guests Tim Meredith and Imogen Harris as they band together to survive a haunting adventure in Grant Howitt's Beautiful Space Pirates. This week we meet an eclectic and extensive cast of characters including Spinglewald Tasethorp, Erogenous Rakewell, Countess Underscore Starcluster and a familiar Stellar Firma character... Content Notes: - Innuendo - Spiders - Mild body horror Editing this week by Lowri Ann Davies, Marisa Ewing & Alexander J Newall SFX this week by CuddleNucks, Werra, megmcduffee, kwahmah_02, Velvorn, kyles, harrietniamh, satanicupsman, InspectorJ, GoodListener, 3bagbrew, luffy, 32cheeseman32, plasterbrain, wolfey1923, DrMinky, miguelab, cmusounddesign, bennychico11, leszek_Szary, Chanhun, WIM, cjfilmmaker, qubodup, caquet, YleArkisto, gleith, dav0r, jessepash, EricSoundschmiede, HerbertBoland, afirlam, Sirkoto51, frankum, ValentinSositskiy, with contributions from Soundly and previously credited artists via Freesound.org Play Beautiful Space Pirates by Grant Howitt, available at https://gshowitt.itch.io/beautiful-space-pirates Check out our merchandise available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop Join our community WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Rusty Quill Gaming is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share alike 4.0 International Licence. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Stellar Firma Behind the Scenes
Oct 09 2020 46 mins  
Stellar Firma Behind the Scenes Tim chats with editor Maddy Searle and producer Katie Seaton about making Stellar Firma. Special thanks to this week's Patrons:  Nick Vega, Tyler Dzuba, Pendragon, Becky Gregory, Rachel Meresman, Melissa, Connor Ferry, Wednesday, Briar and Brine, Oya, Omnia, Wonderwomeme, Sasha Radula S., Cinthya J, Isy, William Hess, Megan Lim, Maggie Hoffman, MizFrenchname, Floatingspacetrash, Andy Grimaldi, Erinna, Michael Prideaux, Naomi Taylor, Syn (pronounced sin), Piper, Gabe!, Nicole H., jadefyre, Joyful Joyous Joy, Amalie Kirstine, Sindri Mjölnir, Nathan Benson, The Critshow, noah ayers, Melanie Dalby, RubyDian, Haley, Hannah Meller, Skelechicken, Margaret, Emily Savage, Jessnewok, Gisela Navarro, Leah D, Steeve Kaye. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill  REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Stellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 2)
Sep 25 2020 22 mins  
Stellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 2) Gosh darns and fiddlesticks CLIENT - They can’t all be winners Consultant recommendation: I’ll be in my trailer... also, can someone please buy me a trailer. Content warnings: - Overtly sexual noises - References to medical conditions and procedures. This edition contains repeated loud beeps. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Rudy Urroz, Stacy Falcon, Ariana, Eleanor Smith-Dufresne, Ken Yuen, Bruna R. Scheuer, Ben Nothing, Sandro Ortega, Quinn, cecil with a cool sword, Elf Sternberg, Aster, Sam Zisk, Jay, Ally, Hearth of the Fae, Andrew Thomas, The Octopus Gallery, nell wood-prince what if you were defenseless, Penny Veline, Spark, Adam, Clara, Ksenia Martynova, Bloodsbane, Sarah Elert, Ari Gonzalez, Jake Samuels, Jack Beckwith, Maika Cartwright, Luke, John Earl, Alain Leo, Aynjel Kaye, K.McQueen, Daria Tkocz, Liz Wooten, Elizabeth Wynn, September Brogan, Kyndall Holland, Tom Lackow, Landon Kade, Claire C, Alexa West, Andrea R Larson, Angel Dellamore, Ray Thomas, T, caitlin! If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Number 1: Amy Dickinson Number 48: Rachel Meredith Clytemnestra Cairn: Annie Harris Enola: Helen Gould Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Trexel Geistman Solves Your Problems
Sep 11 2020 31 mins  
Trexel Geistman Solves Your Problems By exclusive (court-)appointment, Trexel Geistman, designer extraordinaire, is here to help you, whether he wants to or not! Praise the Board in their infinite wisdom! Content Warning for: - Second-person Delivery - Comedic Threats of Violence / Murder - Emotional Abuse - Existential Dread - Rodents - Mentions: substance abuse, body-swapping, isolation, derealization / dissociation, cannibalism. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Alyssa Rozendaal, heroei, Alexandra DeCarlo, Ruu Weist, Halogen, Jill Flansburg, Peter Lukas' life insurance policy, Taka, Inna Nytochka, Meg Allen, Kamilla Kavmark, Vortex Eclipse, winnfour, Sandra Roorda, Emily, Hila SketchCat Shats, Melanie, Sebrina McCoy, Bee Elderly, Adrian Serrano, evelina, Sloane, Alex James, Kit Lines, PineapplePrincess, a creature built of gears and silver, Callie L Tomlinson, Power Loader, Carolyn McKenna, Frankie Kavakich, Knighthawk, Lex Adams, Grey Aster, Dan Hayes, Jonathan Björklund, Chaotica, Tristan Tinder, Danni Jager, Sydney Bell, Jessica Mattiace, Maya Manzonelli, lionheart091 ., Murdo Homewood, AJ Waitkus, Eliza & Gray, erlkonigin, grippingTraverse, Kyra Marie Maginity, Finn Catterall, Sonja Hansen. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit;www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: SoundMarnus, Jarred Gibb and previously credited artists via freesound.org, Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Featured music: "Summer Smile" by Silent Partner, "No 2 Remembering Her" by Silent Partner (YouTube Audio Library) Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Enola's Manifesto
Aug 28 2020 6 mins  
Enola’s Manifesto Enola sets out her vision of a Geistman-free future for Stellar Firma. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Shona Hunter, koechelt, Goon Squad, Em 'Trans Rights' Kavanagh, thefarunlitunknown, Yolanda George, Lady C., James Brown, Savannah Whiteford, Casper Wright, Skye Martucci, Chris Kobzina, plum177, Victoria Marmolejo, Gloaming Wang, Bri Neumann, Nicholas Indrisano, Natassia Pastore, Coline R, em fedorchuk, Pasha, Dave J Bowman, Ari P, Michelle Elbert, Emma Adler, Jo, Mari, Liam Comeau, Illicit Tangent, twistedsardonic, Jennifer Thurgate, Fe Nguyen, Micah Goldstein, Charlie Eyre, Gabriel Hawke, Chiara Lorraine, Alex Daigle, Melissa Sage Dumont, L Sparrow, Alexis Costello, roguekind, loserlord, Paul Rueger, WolfintheWoods, Terese Nelson, Hannah Driggs, Piquk, Alice Sigurðardóttir, Atlas. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: Enola: Helen Gould Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE:www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK:www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Executive Quarterly - Ep 39E5YG, No. 1 (ID 1)
Aug 14 2020 12 mins  
Executive Quarterly - Ep 39E5YG, No. 1 (ID 1) This week on Executive Quarterly With Sigmund Shankeray we have a surprise visit from No. 1, a great honour indeed and everyone was so grateful and honoured and grateful, thank you...thank you. We find out why No. 1 is as great as they are, and they also, entirely rightly, put Sigmund through his paces on his loyalty and commitment to the board, it goes very well, so grateful and honoured. EVERYTHING IS GREAT! Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Alaina Royse, Shane Kelly, Grackles, anonymous sky, Lainy J, JZimD, OatmealAddiction, Deidre Pitts, Andreas Evans, Disaster, Lovro, Saadia, Megan Linger, Billie, Rowen De Lacy, Gil, Zetallis, Woodspurge, Redd, Erin Sellars, James Curry, TJ Hoffer, KP Wilson, Zoe Schroeder, charliewarl, Shannon McHugh, Taylor Ashmore, lu, Mitch Pavao, sageybug, Josephine Hoare, Azaria Serpens, Bonnie Phillips, DwarvenBeardSpores, Bex, quollish, Jax Wells, Twisted Sight, Elizabeth LeGant, Agnieszka, Szołucha, Benn Ends, Libby Broome, Elyse Walker, Faith Gillispie, Kathleen Parham, PansyThoughts, e.herself, Tartha Jedril. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: Sigmund Shankeray: Tim Meredith Number 1: Amy Dickinson Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by kyles, JarredGibb and previously credited artists via freesound.org. Executive Quarterly theme music by David Devereux Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log - Filtered Partial Transcript 2
Jul 31 2020 6 mins  
I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log - Filtered Partial Transcript (2) I.M.O.G.E.N. Internal Log request approved, filtered partial transcript provided. All redactions and amendments must be submitted to the sub-committee for partial transcript redactions (disbanded). This log may not be distributed to anyone for any reason or under any circumstances. If found return to an official representative of Stellar Firma Ltd. and redact any remaining memories. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Teo Qvillberg, cussbunny, Emilia Lee, Cora Larson, Rapsodia, Hannah McNutt, I Think Spirals Should Vote, Amaya, Stacy Bright, Matt Freeman, Black Dog, Karin Hammarsten, Heather Biggs, cinnabi, Maria Tickerhoof, Kathryn Nye, Jackie Tolomeo, Mary S., Laura, Miranda B., Kiera Gittins, tjesje, Jeffrey De Koning, Luis Narro, Ian A., Cristina Stubbe, Hayley Phoenix, kototyph, Katie Glasson, Arcturus, Jennie Styan, Abigail Eileen, Kris L, Danny Colgan, Jude, Jennifer Dyas, Megan Batchelor, Moomin Family, Samantha Leigh, Anita Mathisen, Stephanie Shinkle, Alienea, Hannah Sanner, Joan the Deer, C. E. McGill, Tamara Steeves, Nadia Bracegirdle, stitch, Esme Weil. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.





Tim & Ben Do SCIENCE Again!
Jul 17 2020 78 mins  
Tim and Ben do SCIENCE Again! Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) delves into the symphony of factual inaccuracy that is Season 2 to find out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… take 2! Correction: At one point Bryn makes a slight error and says that a Planck length is "10 to the -34 metres"; a Planck length is 1.6×10^−35 m. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Kenna Malone, Meg Simmons, James, MEGAN GREEN, Talbot Elfgrunge, Julia Mejbaum, Chuck Lambing, Sarah Burke, eicas, Serena Jensen, veevox, Brinnanza, Darth Nexus, Tiny Demon Dragon, Avery Breakell, Philip Kelley, Darcy M, Maria Blowers, Kellen, Cats 2019 Was A Pretty Good Movie, Allegra Rosenberg, Rachel Berger, Eleanor Mae Langston, Wren Valadin, Sarah Poiani, Ashley Crutchfield, Space Arbys, Annie Nate Schindler, Lana Elise, Emily Rose, Rebecca B, Piper, trinity, Evan Lukas, elwids, June W, Kayleigh T, sarenraesbesthope, Erin Yost, corbett, Erebus Odora, Senna_Redtail, Φ, Lorelei Millund, mathias elliot, Natazha Thomsen, Dr. Teatime, Mariana Bittermann, Sara Norris, Rachel Gould. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Stellar Firma Season 2 Q&A
Jul 03 2020 52 mins  
Stellar Firma Season 2 Q&A Tim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Elizaveta, roswyrm, mirsa, eet, Amy Prehm, Christian Otholm, Toni, Ellis Beale, Jaderz, A.Ninja, a New name, Sharon Grafton, Eloise Sherrid, Leslie Safran, Mars, Stewart Smith, CirrusGrey, Emma Sandgren, Nicole Stevenson, Meg Taylor, Carine Lee, Liz, Fushi, Iain Bradley, Fire in Dark Woods, Dave (the good china, now pls), Cher Carlisle, Rashika Rao, Mithy Carlan, Ruth Anderson, Michelle M, Roo Jones, kailajay, Clara Edmonds, Marimo, DapperCyborg, DT, Samantha Minnette, Gail, Ashley Dovahkitten, Sieben, Amnesiac Stowaway, Fish, Lisa F, Ya Boi Vince, Kali Moogle, Kristine, Cyncit, Kiera Mortensen, meaty thwack. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Stellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 1)
Jun 19 2020 24 mins  
Season 2 Bloopers (part 1) Whoopsies and OH-NOs CLIENT - Perfect, got it in one! Consultant recommendation: Alright, well you do it then if you think you're SO GREAT! - Drug references - Explicit references - Sexual references - Alcoholism references. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: M.A.B., Bri Raymond, Olivia Peachley, GameStressor, Lucy Hall, Brittany Guy, H.D, Elfy Ibenbob, Maryam Trabelsi, LainieBarbarian, Steven Chlebek, Robert Espy, Full Featuritis, Silphius, gaminette, Nic Duhamel, Thor, Chris Halliday, ArcticMetal, Bob Hundertmark, FXKTN, sarahmeh, Alexis Arendt, Mickey, Greg Meyer, tracey van haaften, Beccameriel, Victoriano Vello, Imogen, BooksAndCats, Churlington Beesecoat, John Albert, Victorious Prime, ELooking, Overflight, Matthew Taylor, Bremen J. Savage, Lydia Kats, Cher Silver, Quill & Scale Designs, Teresa Wu, Scorna Lott, Rikki D, Ren, harmonybat, Cole Weber, andrew, GreyT, Tomas Nieboer, Rob Beckmann, Katie, Shaz, howdoyouwrite, Zoë Mortensen, Monsters' Advocate, Enzy. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Number 1: Amy Dickinson Number 48: Rachel Meredith Clytemnestra Cairn: Annie Harris Enola: Helen Gould Editing: Maddy Searle, David Devereux and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 50 - Foreshadows and Filing
May 29 2020 31 mins  
Episode 50 Foreshadows and Filing CLIENT - Expediting Review *ALERT* Line manager review failed due to absenteeism. Standards breach. Case referred to Standards for assessment. Line manager employment status to be reviewed. - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: MacKenzie Cummings, Elizabeth Boyer, cordsycords, Ace of Artemis, Amanda Dalton, Becky S Chapin, Lorec, Jessica Snyder, YungBrood, Sandra Vucenovic, Kimberly, John Biegel, Nemo Nemiroff, Paula Salkeld, Sophia Anderson, Rheine, William Wold, Milana Tatarenko, Haley Morris, Elliot, Katie Barrowman, Bob Charlton, RinM, TeaReesa, Madison Mason, Charly Nygaard, Jurgen Leitner, crxcrvs, Andy Juell, Henry Tschudy, Eboni Daniels, Ms Natalie Catchpole, A_Wild_Sonne , Malediction, Alex, Dante Rowe, Katia, Eric Patterson and Lynn Coy, Harmony Mills, Ronnie Stewart. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Number 1: Amy Dickinson Number 48: Rachel Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by FunWithSound, eflexmusic, dersuperanton, usamah, Eipeiknip, Magdaadga, exterminat, gnrja, AndrewJonesFoto, fieldtapes, Fabrizio84, kevinkace, kyles, InspectorJ, dkiller2204, spookymodem, qubodup, celiaigartua, stereostereo, ultradust, jberkuta14, Breviceps, marcel_farres, kineticturtle, cmusounddesign and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Special Thanks to this week’s sponsor, “Crypto-Z”. Search for Crypto-Z wherever you listen to your podcasts! Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Episode 49 - Vain Attempts and Vent Descents
May 22 2020 28 mins  
Episode 49 Vain Attempts and Vent Descents CLIENT - Error 404: Consultants not found Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted Security Alerted - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism - Screaming - Mass pain - Mentions of animal harm. Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Gabi Marler, Sammy Winchester, Cinna_The_Poet, Laurence, Mara K, Mary Stanfield, Elliot Burnette, Eva LaDow, Gadzooks, David Paul, kinoartistov, Witch, Levin Garbisch, Joe Rich, scaredy cat, Stark, cattywampus, Empatik, Platonicallyinlovewithtrees, Daria Hoey, Graham Patrick Gallagher, Megan Beattie, Michaela Kinnear, Jaime!, Brooklyn Haight, Mikaela B, Ivy Wong, Saudith Sanchez, Sibo Wang, Francesca, Marianna Terzakis, Meghan Shearer, Poison Quills, Ex_Astra, Maggie Bostic, Rey, Robin, Ariel Allen, Rebecca Seaby, Meriam and Brenton. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Enola: Helen Gould Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by StephenSaldanha, tim kahn, halleck, hornetan1, soundmary, raremess, ryanconway, FractalStudios, 16G_Panska_Kaminkova_A, Tomlija, InspectorJ, FunWithSound, kMoon, justiningo, YleArkisto and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle. "Hard Boiled" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 48 - Faces and Aces
May 15 2020 22 mins  
Episode 48 Faces and Aces CLIENT - Tracer P. Zazz Cage, The Face. The Face needs quarters not infested by space cats and it is starting to affect their mission critical work, the work of being The Face. Expeditors’ recommendations: general gushing, do not succumb to the cylindrical cats, force it to be worse to force it to be better, avoid further con…..ALERT, FILE CORRUPTION, SYSTEMS OVERRIDE DETECTED - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism - Potential suicide ideation - Mentions of animal harm. Special thanks to Hila for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Alex Alowersson, Sam Lydiatt, Jessica Conrad, Amanda Whitehouse, Smruthi Maganti, grayson, Selena Yu, K. C. Millheiser, Destiny Katherine, Meg Tumney, Sara L Maupin, Nicolas Glover, Kayleigh Prusak, alex "1000 beetles in a trench coat" bletz, Isabel Wilson, treefrog, Shannon Clarke, Caitlyn Borgmann, Ripley King, Patreonoid Android, Emma Leiser, Sally Milson, HM, Kittylace Cosplay, Jacqueline Shekell, Kim Void., Choptail, Jessica Reddy, Eleanor Cory, Elle Olson, Lilmouse, Lewis Frampton, Joe Allington, Kaitlyn Cassity, Kristen Walker, Sarah Millman, Saediga, Holly Robinson, kingcael. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Number 1: Amy Dickinson Number 48: Rachel Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by CosmicEmbers, 14G_Panska_Kaminikova_A, kyles, Halleck, tim.kahn, rutgermuller, ryanconway, Hornetan, soundmary, johnzwick45, rickaldo09 and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Special Thanks to this week’s sponsor, “Crypto-Z”. Search for Crypto-Z wherever you listen to your podcasts! Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 47 - Weatherboy and Working Out
May 08 2020 25 mins  
Episode 47 Weatherboy and Working Out CLIENT - Welby Weatherby (Weatherboy), Maintenance - Atmospheric Control Monitor Welby, a consistently misnamed Atmospheric Control Monitor, would like to be known by his proper name and not his mean nickname. Expeditors’ recommendations: mind your lung-bottom, ruin the meter, IMOGEN is a social influencer, heed the memo, indiscriminate nicknaming, abandon your name, weak historical puns. - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Leif for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: DonovanPlanet ., Terra Minuit, Jeminac, Draac, Lizette Hernandez, catboy, lucmond, Alexandra Koslowska, James Napier, Josefin Berntsson, Kris Haas, Coffeehatter, Henry Murdy, Ian Sabo, PutTheKettleOn, Alex Merry, Michael Dash, Lux, Taylor Anderson, Maria Paleologo, Jamie Martinelli, Kate, Gabrielle Brereton, Aiden Grahame, Marcus Bolton, Elentori, JebKenobi, Feliks, Jamie Levine, Omer Fidler, Ria, artie, Davis Doherty, Annie Spencer, Manon, Jai Aldiar, Stephanie Leacock, Lydia Campbell, Erinn, Mars J. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by eflexmusic and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Special Thanks to this week’s sponsor, “Crypto-Z”. Search for Crypto-Z wherever you listen to your podcasts! Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 46 - Gonk and Grandiosity
May 01 2020 24 mins  
Episode 46 Gonk and Grandiosity CLIENT - Gonk, Cleaning - Disgruntled Gonk, a disgruntled and mopless cleaner, would like to have basic equipment and respect in return for his years of thankless service. Expeditors’ recommendations: Oh Gonk, weapons equal respect; mutually assured hammers; obey all the Trexmandments; find out which kind of god you are. - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Jon Clark for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Darria Leigh Dennison, Grace Anne, Alex Surname, Teaghan McCreary, Kairon Coates, Shuu, T.A., Fitzlet, Chrys Sterling, Evan Cody, Mandy Huynh, smallmediumproblems, Big Carl, Babet Halberstadt, Azaana, Nick Oliverio, Annemarie Windhorst, Say, Claire Martin, Brooke Griffith, Angela DeFrancis, Rebecca, Emrys, stef, Emory L, leah addison, Brianna Craveiro, Rym SAOUD, Taran Winnie, James Cunningham, Kaiya Lewis-Marlow, Bex, James Furber, Sami Yuhas, Creatrixanimi, Hannah Francis, Anna Sparlin, Vasya, Hilliard, Ashley Andersen. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by kyles, 14G_Panska_Kaminkova_A and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 45 - Cages and Connivance
Apr 24 2020 24 mins  
Episode 45 Cages and Connivance CLIENT - Expediting Review ALERT - Org Chart updated, unspecified alterations to reporting structure, unscheduled additions to Executing Track shortlist. - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Anna Stachia, SimonFeliks, Monica Quirk, doopliss, Tori, SelfAware, Mollie, AirmidCelt, Dian Syafeeqah, Ivy Piper, lilikoi, Maja Flink, Mei Parsons, Eddie Currant, Eli Lassiaille, Diana Read, Kieran, Harry Thompson, Erin Biddle, Malraza, Jasper is The End looking for any sexy new avatars' Graham, Ley, Gene, Sharon V., DisasterNick, Amanda Nengel, Kiore Hernandez, Shannon O'Leary, Anika DuMont Arvanitis, Reagan Mellan, Jacob, Keelin Lawlor, Felix Nicoll, Jasmine Bloom, Brendan Abolivier, Lysimache, AaronBurrSir, Mandy, Zach Davis, Becky N. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by salnier, soloan, Breviceps, pagancow, Halleck, JasonElrod, bmccoy, giddster, dster777, atha89, IESP and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Episode 44 - Misunderstandings and Mediation
Apr 17 2020 23 mins  
Episode 44 Misunderstandings and Mediation CLIENT - Axel Nee Juul, Legal - Blame Deflection and Excuses Axel Nee Juul, a Creative Writer in the Legal department is looking for assistance with an ongoing attack from a pack of rabid prosecutor. Expeditors’ recommendation: bring in a mediator, shake it out, smile through it, accept the hatred and silence, try the old switcheroo, j'accuse! - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Jasper for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Caroline Cepsen, Salsa, Prince Hess, Anne Schindler, gwain, Rebecca McElfish, Piper Cooke, Estrid Nielsen, lairn, Mari, Lucy Bresgal-Waters, Steph Leddington, Honeybee, Abigail Trevor, Jenniferr Fleming, Emily Deutsch, Annie Wold, Charlotte Shih, Dave Palmer, Stephanie Santos, Jam-Jamz, Anna Ivanyos, Kellan B, Sarah S, Gabriella Cigarroa, Ashley DesertWillow', Wilson, Ashura Sumeragi, Kenzie JP, Catherine Evans, Jess Riley, Elodie_L, Anna Walker, Eri Martinez, AJNR, isabella bestfriend, Tracy T, Beaujester Real, Jake Cazden, Vinetabris, Quatermoose If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Clytemnestra Cairn: Annie Harris Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by duckduckpony, altfuture, originaljun, monotraum, InspectorJ, LittleRobotSoundFactory and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 43 - Detectives and Detonations
Apr 10 2020 22 mins  
Episode 43 Detectives and Detonations CLIENT - Kathbier Ninden, Office of Redundancy and Explosion Management Kathbier, a Planetside Relations Programmer would like assistance with the exponential growth of solar system destroying explosions. Expeditors' recommendation: extended noir scenes, rejection of reality, follow the money, take it to the top, take it to a different top, apply basic logic. - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Mimic325 for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Jamie Galioto, isobel, Sarah Kershaw, jenni from the block, Hannah Kincannon, Jortin Blims!!!, Lunagalemaster, Mae, zaraegis, Luceil GreenAppleSause, Mary Lanners, Gabriel Murphy, Art Stephens, Em, Cassie Waln, Joshua No Relation To Sarah Baldwin, Milan Nigam, Mackenzie Massey, Tavin Kastner, Nathaniel Beck. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Elizabeth Moffat, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by Adam_N, deleted_user_7146007, coolernow123, 16GPanskaSibinska_N, issalcake, Rutger Muller, kevinkace, FractalStudios and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Featured music: "Hard Boiled" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 42 - Push Ups and Privilege
Apr 03 2020 21 mins  
Episode 42 Push-Ups and Privilege CLIENT - Doug Whimperton, Marketing Doug, an A.A.S.S.U.S.S.D.M. from Marketing, would like to not have very similarly named co-workers with the surname Whimperton. Expeditor’s recommendations: let the board take care of it, Whimperton murder, be drunk on privilege, feed your rival to the ground to make it drunk. ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected. - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Abigail Roberts for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Ghost, Amanda Williams, Elisabeth Banks, Brendan Tihane, Infini, PhoenixFlame, Saga Blomberg, Kristen Secrest, Genevieve A., Alexia De Leon, Corey Frampton, niblick_iii, Anna Loftus, Erin, Samantha Curtis, Alex, Ricky Dash, Samantha Cross, Sophie Talbot, Shiv. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Elizabeth Moffat, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by Adam_N, qubodup, raremess, shelbyshark, SoundMarnus, MirandaHuang, the_semen_incident, Godowan, InspectorJ, Halleck and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 41 - Exile and Expediting
Mar 27 2020 23 mins  
Episode 41 Exile and Expediting CLIENT - Drydon Quigley, Security ALERT - Department reassignment. Drydon, a General Thug from Security would like to be rescued from a locked security office. Expeditor’s recommendation - goad the gun walls, wait out the problem (life), try not to worry about it too much, don't get compacted. ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected. - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Abigail Roberts for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Rachel Attaway, Itzel Anayeli M., Emma Briannon, Annika Ekholm, Faine Greenwood, Jake The Fake Jake, Caitlin Martin, Avery Winther, Jamie Frew, Ebony Biar, Misha, Torsanist, Percival Shaw, Jack, Lee McNally, Jennifer, Elliot H T, David D Martin, Gayest-Bee, Elizabeth Coretto. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Mez Heckra: Mez Meredith Editing: Elizabeth Moffat, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by Sclolex, Wakerone, FoolBoyMedia, EFlexMusic, InspectorJ, AtevonHes, airblock, martian, JarredGibb, Motion_S, vewiu and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.





Episode 40 - Grudges and Gauntlets
Mar 20 2020 21 mins  
Episode 40 Grudges and Gauntlets CLIENT - Sales Review ALERT - Safety protocols deactivated, external control links detected. - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism This week's Patrons: Jennifer Southerland, Travis Boillat, Ali Cillov, Berlin Kofoed, Agnieszka Bogdan, Curtis Y Takahashi, Emily James, Alix Bernier, Nanna, ealyblu, Evelyn Scidmore, Ori Griffin, Melissa Koetzle, Izzy Edmonds, Laiska, Alex, Grey G, benja✌✨, Erin Graham, Rebecca McVeigh. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by bone666138, copyc4t, Inspector J, markb, maxdemainAGL, soundmary, Grubzyy, thefsoundman, Benboncan, Skullsmasha, Kyle1Katarn, 11builderboy11, klankbeeld, RSilveira_88, dobroide, JarredGibb, Kinoton, pointparkcinema, Benboncan, jobro, paulprit, Lex777, coltures, holger.schwetter, jakobthiesen, alanmcki, sforsman smack, Alcove Audio, MaxDemianAGL, kwahmah_02, limwei, bruce965 via freesound.org, sound effect by Tristan Lohengrin: https://www.tristanlohengrin.com/ and Original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 39 - Gripes and Graduation
Mar 13 2020 23 mins  
Episode 39 - Gripes and Graduation CLIENT - Ethel Unction Yeems The client(s) is/are interested in a planet for the ongoing education and social development of young sentient lifeforms, whether they like it or not. Content Warning for: - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Imogen Cassidy for this episode's Brief Submission, and this week's Patrons: Kristin Jeffords, The Laughing Kookaburra, Murmuruk, Mrs. Mighterbump, Jorj Car'das, Jess Donaldson, Constantin Valdor, Joia Vita, James Rule, ProbsNotJosh, Izzy Aliberti, Ethan Morris, Debra Mitchell, Angharad, Sarah & Michelle Poiani, Matthew McCorkle, Nikki Nelson-Hicks, Vili Kaneli, Sam Oliver, TalesHunter. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by MisterLockbridge12, Podsburgh, OwlStorm, SDLx and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.




Episode 38 - Muscles and Moral Egotism
Mar 06 2020 21 mins  
Episode 38 - Muscles and Moral Egotism CLIENT - Yinly Strong The client(s) is/are interested in a planet on which they can work out and gain rad muscles whilst also raising bees to produce muscle honey. Content Warning for: - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ashton, Andrea Paternoster, Isa, Laurie Rich, Lizzie Jacobs, Elisabeth Dixon, Robin Allez, Joe Bell, Veronica P, Sam and Phobos, Kira, Dr. Badvibes, Sara Freeman, Hannah Earnshaw, Anne Fabe, Kiro, Lauren Nabet, Hannah Jordan, Robin Stone, Nancy Crawford. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 37 - Tedium and Touching Gestures
Feb 28 2020 21 mins  
Episode 37 - Tedium and Touching Gestures CLIENT - Sub-Manager Paxt Scrum The client(s) is/are interested in a dangerous location for team building purposes. Suggested sales tactics: narrative constructs, feigned interest, tedium pits, olive branches. Content Warning for: - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to bittercape for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sigma Rho, Paul Carroll, Rachael Heflin, Shibbi, Emily Johnsen, Laurel Adams, Patrick Halsewig, Lief, Steve Spencer, bri m, Rachel Goldman, Rachel, Chris LeBlanc, Kimberly McLeod, Lion Thot, Kim Petrosky, Gabriel Murray, Gogol, Merle Roy, R. Clarke. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by bruce965, PeteBarry, HumanSolarian, mikaelfernstrom, templeofhades, Corruptinator, and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Episode 36 - Spies and Subterfuge
Feb 21 2020 25 mins  
Episode 36 Spies and Subterfuge CLIENT - Agent 42069 of the [REDACTED] Agency The client(s) is/are interested in a facility to train and test spies. Suggested sales tactics: Spy on the spy, Trenchcoat!, Xylophagia, Portable AI. Content Warning for: - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism. Special thanks to Astrid Grenzdörffer & Britt Beerbohm for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Evelyn Walker, Anne, Katharine Pigliacelli, Aaron Perill, Debbie Frangedakis, OrdainedCrownie, Becky Voller, Mersipan, Rosa, KnifeCat, Vriska Said Gay Rights, East5, Saika, Sydney Engelstein, Melanie Johnston, Amanda Overmyer, Darcy Morgan, Merapia F Zharkoff, Corviscus Inc., Icon315. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Elizabeth Moffatt and Maddy Searle Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by StephenSaldanh, toddcircle, ProjectsU012, mystiscool, InspectorJ, 2xm, lintphishx and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 35 - Planets and Protagonists
Feb 14 2020 36 mins  
Episode 35 Planets and Protagonists CLIENT - Sales Review ALERT - TTRPG detected, Security alerted - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism This week's Patrons: Michael Spiral DESERVES Rights, Andy Loth, Daniel Williams, Heather H ,Evil Angel, Vivianne Starlight, Coney's Mom, Kay-Jay Bee, Cato, planetsandmagic, Mariada, Stephanie Simon, Melissa Ponce, Olivia Pugh, Tatyana Beck, Brittany, The Paper Librarian, Kira Apple, Lena Williams, Dani. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Editing: David Devereux and Elizabeth Moffatt Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by Martineerok, dobroide, rboecker and previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 34 - Percy and Perfidiousness
Feb 07 2020 19 mins  
Episode 34 Percy and Perfidiousness CLIENT - Stefan the Mantis Shrimp The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to celebrate their ten thousandth birthday. Suggested sales tactics: globe thievery, emotional outbursts, unwanted backstory, reckless endangerment, moral quagmires. Content Warning for: - Comedic Violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism. Special thanks to Cato AKA Cato for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Link Sandblom, Sindre Sareide, Retro Seamstress, Nick Mikoleit, Tasha, Msharki3, Alex K., Breanne A., Ashley Cecere, Emilia Williamson, Catherine White, aimsme, Hannah LaPlante, Sea, Britt & Astrid, juicysushi, Ferynn, Dean Winchester, Jessica Wells, Molly W. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: David Devereux, Elizabeth Moffatt, Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org and original Foley by Maddy Searle. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 33 - Self-Confidence and Social Influence
Jan 31 2020 21 mins  
Episode 33 Self-Confidence and Social Influence CLIENT - Attia Novellia The client(s) is/are interested in a planet as a talking point for their social media posts. Suggested sales tactics: rewrite history, engage in destructive nostalgia, brazen hollow mockery, buttery animals. Content Warning for: - Gaslighting - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism. Special thanks to Hedwig for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sofia Sandino, Cecil Goodwin, Nell, Masha Weber, James Candalino, Kit Buss, Rocket Corgi, Terrence Rollin' with a Grand, Connor Adderley, Rowan Grey, Liz MacGregor, Ealasaid Haas, Hhhh, ex libris crow, Ryan Norrie, Ivanna A. Villamil, Dumpbucket, o55k, Breeanna Sveum, & Sam. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Elizabeth Moffatt, David Devereux and Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected]com Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 32 - Standards and Swarms
Jan 24 2020 23 mins  
Episode 32 Standards and Swarms CLIENT - Bee Frost The client(s) is/are interested in a factory planet to create their own stars. Suggested sales tactics: ignore the client…..entirely. ALERT - INTERNAL IMOGEN OVERRIDE DETECTED, ANY SECRET HATCHES OBSERVED CAN BE NEITHER CONFIRMED NOR DENIED. Content Warning for: - Poisoning/drugging - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism. Special thanks to ShardAngel for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Charlie Haglin, Jason Dawson, How Should I Know, Tonya Downing, Negev, MOLLY WHALEN, Bonster, Richard Drumm, Ben Stillwell White, Ren Martin, Nancy S, megan schreiber, Keller, Jon Cantwell, Mel Barsana, Lynny, Dan and Heather Norbury Montalto, Lucas Rozell, Ann, Katey Lannen. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Katie Seaton Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Number 1: Amy Dickinson Number 48: Rachel Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Episode 31 - Shells and Shame
Jan 17 2020 25 mins  
Episode 31 Shells and Shame CLIENT - Kaldor the Chitinous The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to reflect their hard outer shell and rich inner life. Suggested sales tactics: emotional blackmail, lean in to immorality, ignore personal promises, clean Perkins, burn down the school, shuck the client, *ANOMALY* bio-facsimile leading the meeting. May Board have mercy on their souls. Content warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism. Special thanks to HRH Aranelle for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mal Ossowicki, Nikki H, Hayden J, Marcela 'hi mom' Garcia, Oren Benshabat, Ida, Adrian Mercer-Garber, Sammy, Han Mallek, Caroline Rivard, Mammon, Lauren Rowlands, charlie laurel, Brie, Rachel Penabade, Carrie Coada, 2impostors, Elias Soper, Casey Rae, Armando DiCianno. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies and Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.




Episode 30 - Logic and Line Managers
Jan 10 2020 26 mins  
Episode 30 Logic and Line Managers CLIENT - Sales Review ALERT - NO SALES LINE MANAGER LOCATED FOR CITIZEN EMPLOYEE T. GEISMAN (ID 362884) AND BIO FACSIMILE DAVID 7 (ID 95847335). ASSESSING HUMAN RESOURCE DISTRIBUTION…PROMOTION APPROVED, REROUTING LINE MANAGER. Content warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Jay Grace, Lena, Noj Strebor, handlebarlan, Green-nosed Mule, Charles Lambing, anajinn, Justine Silving, Zach Hoffman, Potato, Nikki Bee, Kayleigh Banyard, Jessica Witt, Geo, Maria, Laura Toh, Bethany King, Birdy Nelson, Patricia Keith & Hall of Mirrors Artworks. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies and Katie Seaton Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 29 - Commerce and Candy
Jan 03 2020 26 mins  
Episode 29 Commerce and Candy CLIENT - Fugatissiman and/or Archexianniam The client(s) is/are interested in a birthday party planet for their niece, Rosie Nix (they are turning 6). Suggested sales tactics: by decree of Trexel the Mighty, exploit work/life unbalance, withhold things wanted, upselling. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Molly & Emily for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Spooooky, Kate Talbot, Lisa K., Jari Thorup Palo, Lou Harrison, Elliot, Claudia Howard, Amanda Lord, Sarah Cavanagh, Jessica Freeman, Freshcat, dog, Elizabeth Kalbacher, Aine Morgan, Corvin J Lyn, Kit, Cody Wolfe, Iris Lazuli, Sparr, Carrie LeClair If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: Previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué
Dec 27 2019 4 mins  
Mandatory Winter Holiday Client Communiqué Incoming Message from Line Manager Hartro Piltz... Message reads: “So help me Trexel, if you don’t do this board forsaken message I will personally see to it that you spend the next year picking my toenails out of your soft pallet! RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOUR CLIENTS!” Response from Consultant Trexel Geistman; *ERROR* MESSAGE UNREADABLE, APPEARS TO BE COMPRISED OF WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH … … … Audio attachment received from Consultant Trexel Geistman with following notation: “Take your flesh and be gone incalcitrant star devil!” Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Z Perkins, Evaschia, Robert Groom, Aysha U. Farah, Niamh Hemingway, Khyle, Joshua Grohman, Rachel Oney, Malcom Snipes, Alex Haidinyak, Michelle LaTorre, Oscar Marlowe, Glory Duda, Joe Smith, Alex Freeman, Cait May, Xanthe Bouma, Paul McHugh, Ciara McCabe, & January Garcia If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Episode 28 - Deities and Determination
Dec 20 2019 20 mins  
Episode 28 Deities and Determination CLIENT - Kaliah Tallett  Client is interested in a shrine to their mouse god. Suggested sales tactics: shouting, religious deception, surprise, platinum mouse guardians, Kicking Tithe.   Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Marcela Garcia for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Samuel Borrello, Edison Potter, Jedediah G Schmidt, David Cothron, Julianna, Amalia, Jessica Salter, Ellie Smith, Adrian Clarke, Mara Wilson, Kaleigh Albright, Sarah Harrison, Manda McIlroy, Malin, Christian Dokken, K S, Bert!, Alex May, Mike Massiah, Jessica Grace. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill. Additional thanks to Cassidy for translation assistance. Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: caculo, joedeshon & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 27 - Sales and Schooling
Dec 13 2019 24 mins  
Episode 27 Sales and Schooling CLIENT - ORIENTATION No client assigned, orientation and training session. Cost for lost time will be deducted from those in receipt of theoretical salaries. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Kay Topaz, Briar, Haley Tomaszewski, Jess Katt, Eva Cone, Ð–ÐµÐ½Ñ Ð¢ÑŽÑ€Ð¸Ð½Ð°, Deanon, Brynn Lewis, Emily Scherping, David Tynan, Sierra Mayer, Brooke Prado, Ishiima, beznogova, Elly Grant, Michael Troyer, Kupla Ku, Matthew Briggs, Marquleta Sibanyama, Magnus Stenrød, Maxim Mann If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Additional thanks to Cassidy for translation assistance Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX by previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 26 - Returns and Reassignments
Dec 06 2019 28 mins  
Episode 26 Returns and Reassignments  PLANET - CAUTION, UNATTRIBUTED ERROR Misalignment detected, unable to locate consultant/clone Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Physical violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Samantha Minnette for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Kit Matthews, Tommy Prisco, Harriet Wise, Felix VanHuss, haley macke, Cat Heg is the Best Heg, Withans, Corey Allison, Brian S. Roe, Luna, Isabelle Jackson, Laura Fernandez, Kade Kafel, Tracey Bauer, Lisa Ferreira, Matt Walton, Arin Astratic, Andrew Guthy, Daniel Gullman  If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: from David Devereux & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
























Episode 25 - Trials and Termination
Jul 19 2019 32 mins  
Episode 25 Trials and Termination PLANET - JUSTICE Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335) is put on Trial for multiple misdemeanours. Prosecution lead by Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482), Defence lead by Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884), Judge I.M.O.G.E.N Presiding. May the Board have mercy on their souls. Consultant recommendation: JUSTICE Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Abuse of power - Alcoholism Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Janik Helbig, malakambla, Jennifer Hamilton, Spiderweb, Dalton Floyd, Alissa Morrow, August Johannes Rian, Meredith, Liam Heigis, Rachel, Nielle Hehe,Emma, Anna Dąbrowska, River Joo, Laura Edwards, mltraxler, Dave Jiley, Ratatozsk, Erin Daly, Indecisive Geek  If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Number 1: Amy Dickinson Number 48: Rachel Meredith With special thanks to John Henry Falle, Lowri Ann Davies, Alexander J Newall & Sue Sims as character witnesses. Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: Foley and sound design by David Devereux  with additional effects from Garuda1982 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 24 - Resets and Recrimimations
Jul 12 2019 20 mins  
Episode 24 Resets and Recriminations PLANET - ERROR Sandan Trexiko requests a planet to show up their co-worker who received a moon last quarter Consultant Recommendation; ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Andrew Naught for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Delainie, Julia G White, Will Cramer, Mary Nettle, Chris Adams, Christine, Karin Kross, MarryMeLake, Kalioz, JasmineTyrrell, Saroona Jam, DennGlanzig, Professor Ampersand, Benjamin Heebsh, Vilte Baliutaviciute, Angela, Thegeekgene, Doug Standish, SajWho, Rikki Tikki If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris Harry: Simon Plotkin David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: JasonElrod, Zuzek06, additional foley and sound design: David Devereux & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Episode 23 - Wrangling and Wrestling
Jul 05 2019 20 mins  
Episode 23 Wrangling and Wrestling PLANET - 512913- ❈ Roxanne Fuerteson requests a modern and fully equipped wrestling planet putting out 24hr non-stop wrestling entertainment Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Wrestle dictatorship. Social engineering through logistics. Wrestle mountain. More oil than necessary. Deep hat based suspicion. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Leslie Gideon for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Michael Manomivibul, Marina Vermilion, Astrid Gustafsson, Greg O'Neill, Robert Crouchley, Scott Shanks, Cory Trickler, Chunktusk, Elizabeth Brooke, Katherine Waltz, Jason Scully-Clemmons, Bobbie Parker, Distant Egg Song, E. Forney, Lavonne Staley, Debra Lewis, Kellie Wills, Jesse Fyffe, JRA, Nichole Chisholm If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: jtap97, kyles & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 22 - Sports and Shapes
Jun 28 2019 20 mins  
Episode 22 Sports and Shapes PLANET - 512912- ✾ Bellonda Ghodrak requests a planet from which they will be safe from further threats from the Space Whales Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Space whale dislikes as a defence, Sports cone, Concealed gambling, Movable foliage. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to bunnywithaswitchblade for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Jordan and Kelly Bryan, Ofek Barkol, Helen, Sheryl R. Hayes, Richard Gomersall, Emily Harford, Heather Nichols, Mary Allison, Gaia Turtle, Jo, Thomas Joseph Connolly, Benjamin Zilke, Jess, Andrew Fox, Matthew Sobiesk, Christine Abrenilla, Casey Berry, Lauren Anthony, John Archibald Getty the 4th, Nicholas Cole If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: Previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 21 - Literature and Life Lessons
Jun 21 2019 22 mins  
Episode 21 Literature and Life Lessons PLANET - 512911- ⑄ Loulabella Anas-Marum requests a planet from which they can compose their romantic novels in peace away from her terrible public. Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.  Original Consultant Recommendation; Confusing desert planet. Nomadic writing palanquin. Underground sex bunker. Employable more-than-friends. Too much oil.  Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism - Child neglect Special thanks to Sea-Glass and Duckpond for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Cait F, Morrow Grove, Elizabeth Cornwell, Kerry Lloyd, Casey Peavler, Flighty Broad, Rebecca Coffey, Tatum B, Addy Bats, Gladys Gonzalez, Zedd Newton-Whitaker, Anna Z, Megan Griffin, Emptyface Buttercup, Kathryn Cwynar, Kylee Berry, Emily Johnson, John Cullen, Metrophor, Meghan O'Grady  Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith HR Operative: Evelyn Lockley Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: kineticturtle, SoundsExciting, sagetyrtle, the_yura, Stevious42, Plant monkey, Stickinthemud, prosounder, InspectorJ, deleted_user_7146007, ickleJones, n2p5 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill  TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y  EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 20 - Machinations and Memory
Jun 14 2019 20 mins  
Episode 20 Machinations and Memory PLANET - REVIEW Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Line manager recommendation; Expectations far exceeded. Continue teamwork. Special Commendation requested for Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482). PLANET - REVIEW Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional Abuse - Gas lighting This week's Patrons: Ashley Temple, Emilie Mont, micah (birdkaiju), Eric Carr, Michaela, Carineybean, Luke Davies, Elizabeth Krueger, Cody Jarrett, Lydia Counsell, Sharra Rosichan, TheZenScientist, Rexy Adaar, David Durand, Anne Poelman, Neil Kelly, szgrey, Ian Moran, Sean McMahon, Xander, Wizard of the Citadel Under the Hidden Rivers, etc.  If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall & David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: ricniclas & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill  TWITTER: @therustyquill  REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y  EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 19 - Dreams and Debauchery
Jun 07 2019 20 mins  
Episode 19 Dreams and Debauchery PLANET - 512910- ⏣ Henkka requests a low gravity planet where their joints no longer hurt, must have no winter. Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked.  Original Consultant Recommendation; Low gravity. No atmosphere. Personal permeable spacesuits. Candy dust clouds. Insulting death treadmills. Free Dentures. Hump bubble. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism - Lewd references - Mild body horror Special thanks to Shenkkazoo for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Kathryn Mucica, Kitty Hannan, Paige Steele, Lyn Redder, Alexander C Bahr, Jean Furgerson, Sarah Becan, Kate Carter, Josh H, Neil Harvey, HPStarcraft, Bailey Andreson, Bob Wallace, Anne, Jane Belinskaya, Alexander Vane, Ben Bloomquist, Liam McLaughlin, Nathan Lake Starr, Brennade Lune  If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika Khan.Featured SFX: klankbeeld, toiletrolltube & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Featured Music: Guten_Abend_Gute_Nacht_Spieluhr_musical_box_xxl.mp3 by h_sounds via freesound.org  Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill  TWITTER: @therustyquill  REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Episode 18 - Star Theft and Star Marlins
May 31 2019 21 mins  
Episode 18 Star Theft and Star Marlins PLANET - 512909- ⏇ Orren Thruul requests a planet to host the exhibits for their latest intergalactic art show; 'Rebirth of the Star Marlin' Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Hospital Cube. Time bomb. Coerced suns. Collapsing Moon. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism - Screaming - Childbirth Special thanks to Stefan Sipika for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Alex, Rob Young, Jen Van Meter, Jeffrey D Brainerd, Alix Antilla, Lho, Kevin Lovecraft, Margaery Clare, Andrew Hall, Porkchop Krandal, Alex Rose, Rozzlynn, Jon Lozano, Rowan MacBean, Mildred, Amelia Stevenson, Mike Weiss, Finn Garza, Tommy Parker, Cornflake of Doom If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX; Garuda1982, Picklejones, FreqMan, Eddybennet, Splushionsindasky, GabrielaUPF, Digitalsmokestudios, Studioratreviously& previously credited artists via freesound.org. Featured music: Artist: Bigmanjoe, Title: Slow Cinematic Music via Freesound Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 17 - Cardinals and Comfy Chairs
May 24 2019 22 mins  
Episode 17 Cardinals and Comfy Chairs PLANET - 512908- ➿ Cardinal Fang requests an unexpected planet with a comfy chair Consultant Recommendation; Error, file overwritten and locked. Original Consultant Recommendation; Featureless ball. Reclining Chair. Multiple cupholders. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism - Cardinal Fang! Special thanks to Gilligan Mungus for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Sierra Tyrrel, Maltriestrei, Erin Kanani, Jonas Hallstrom, Holly, neongrey, Tessa Leake, Joey, Daniel Masterson, Kathryn Sims, Patrick Kunkel, littlebluehouse, Wendy Hewitt, chel, Jake Ellis, Hannah Capricious, Bunnywithaswitchblade, Jennifer Hartshorn, Lucifer Morningstar, Dānayuttā SuYen Tan-Okotie If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing by Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: Sandyrb, Runey, michorvath, Benboncan, mephisto_egmont, ralph.whitehead, mcpable & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Featured music: MadMatibian, GetReadySelfmadeSoundSon via freesound.org Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 16 - Puppets and Partnerships
May 17 2019 19 mins  
Episode 16 Puppets and Partnerships PLANET - Team Building Exercise Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) conducts a team building exercise day with Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Exercise Results: Error 404 Teamwork not found Content Warning for: - Sudden yelling - Comedic violence - Alcoholism This week's Patrons: Eric Zagar, El Addams, John C. Worsley, Lauren, Katie Nolan, Jonathan Clark, Danielle Goldstein, Patrick Perry, Hilary Merline, Anton and Ken, Brooklyn Orchard, Benjamin 'Nothing but BS' Sussman, Slugfarm, Lottie Lynn, Valda Kylie. Emily Kellogg, Sarah Vakos, Monika Cieślińska and Bojan Panic If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: SpliceSound, harveyjnz & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 15 - Moisturiser and Measures
May 10 2019 20 mins  
Episode 15 Moisturiser and Measures  PLANET - REVIEW Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Line manager recommendation; Restrict Consultants access to moisturiser. Reciprocity via Vent Torment. Alternative foot application. Returned damaged Graph Friend. Bathin is dreamy. Deploy the “Party Ender”. Megatron-Polar Alliance noted. Teamwork Needed. PLANET - REVIEW Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism - Substance abuse This week's Patrons: Lucy McCully, Kelly Lux Callahan, Jeffery Sumler, Melissa Verble, Greg Lange, Kelsey P, Mobius, Pettycoated Swashbuckler, Christopher Pajo, ASmith If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: Audionautics, Archos, Breviceps, Hitrison, jjhouse4, deleted_user_6479820, qubodup & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/  TWITTER: @therustyquill  REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y  EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 14 - Seals and Accountants
May 03 2019 23 mins  
Episode 14 Seals and Accountants PLANET - 512907- 𐆖 Lorek Brynison, King of the Armoured Polar Bears of Svalbard, requests a planet of snow and ice where they can be safe from the consistent planetary ruination of humanity. Consultant Recommendation: Frost ball. Business rivers. Abundant coastal relaxation points. Seal catering. Heated accountants. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Bryn for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zach Jenkins, Dunstan Thorn, David Simons, Kayla B. Roman Sevchenko, Meche Morier, Andrew Wadsworth, E Jalenak, Brie Hutcheon, Sara Homan If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: scriptique, 1histori, Anthousai, 32cheeseman32 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Episode 13 - Raves and Catering
Apr 26 2019 26 mins  
Episode 13 Raves and Catering PLANET - 512906- ⭂ Psilax Bromius requests a party planet with a strobe moon for the purpose of raving. Consultants are invited to the planet warming along with any cult followings.  Consultant recommendation; Dancefloor planet surface. Dual purpose dance moon with chillout core. Nibbles provided via hatchway. Robot catering staff. Party end initiated by mooncrash. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism - Child abuse - Illegal drugs - Mild peril Special thanks to tk 😔🤙 for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Shane Douglas Stewart, bittercape, Ashley Tuggle, Mystic Sybil, Pearl Crandall, Christopher Nelson, Alicia Hall, Jens Grieme, Kaitlyn Perry, Erick Wood If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: vovere, Hybrid & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/  TWITTER: @therustyquill  REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y  EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 12 - Denizens and Goobrication
Apr 19 2019 22 mins  
Episode 12 Denizens and Goobrication PLANET - 512905- ⬳ Bathin, Great Duke of Galactonium, requires a plant in which to store precious stones and requires that the denizens therein can only be moved by transporter. Consultant recommendation; Nesting safes. Denizens residing in mechanisms. Goobrication (Patent Pending). Dogs in chutes. Bathin is an idiot.   Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Violence to animals - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Paul Gregory for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: M. Waters, ADogWithHumanHands, Calvin Zeek, . , Andrew Lehmann, Scott LaTour, Merlene Martigue, Fizzer, Teresa Walstrum, Daria Kozbenko If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: Previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/  TWITTER: @therustyquill  REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y  EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 11 - Vents and Labyrinths
Apr 12 2019 22 mins  
PLANET - 512904- ⟴ Serafina Mouchet requests a planet to demonstrate their wealth and aesthetic sense and requires that it also conceals their location so that no-one can locate them. The use of a mangrove-lined river labyrinth is mandated. Consultant recommendation; Mangrove labyrinth with help from a Graph Friend™. Decadent gondoliers. Gold where possible. If in doubt, computers. Vents = safety. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism - Minor gaslighting Special thanks to Emma C. for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Alex Oliver, Devin Vinson, Chase T Hopper, Natalie Mink, Kevin Bradley, Inken Wolff, WW, Bean, Cassidy and Dr. Zombie Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: kooust, CosmicEmbers, leonelmail, SoundsExciting, AGMoneyTrigga, Soundholder, davidlay1, baujahr66, kwahmah_02, j1987 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Featured Music: 2-Best-Elevator-Music-Royalty-Free via instrumentalfx.com Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/  TWITTER: @therustyquill  REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y  EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 10 - Tokens and Orphans
Apr 05 2019 25 mins  
Episode 10 Tokens and Orphans PLANET - REVIEW Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Line manager recommendation: Better containment. Reciprocal violence. Amends required to marmalade orphans. Accidental achievement does not count as achievement . Content Warning for: ·      Comedic violence ·      Emotional abuse ·      Alcoholism ·      Accidental death ·      Manslaughter ·      Childhood trauma Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Sharptooth Luke, Amy Meechan, Maija Mednieks, Nico Aspen, Caleb Eigsti, Boxer Santaros, Stephanie Cooper, Grey, Sarah and Sachi If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J. Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: cazadordoblekatana, HerbertBoland & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill  TWITTER: @therustyquill  REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y  EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 9 - Lava and Marmalade
Mar 29 2019 25 mins  
PLANET - 512903-Ợ Berthenoldimothy von Wittlesteinium VII, club historian of the Intergalactic It’s-probably-not-a-good-idea-to-touch-that Club requests a lava planet that you can swim in and contains a lava slide spanning the entire planet. Consultant recommendation: Buyer beware. Legal disclaimers. Ultra Lavatron Slide. Orbiting safe zone. LavLev protection. Thermal chaps. Marmalade creche. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Violence to Animals - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Macy Grant for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: James Wilson Smith, Jordan and Virginia Nickens, Preema Rahman, Jordan L. Hawk, Kat Cunico, Chad Belt, Charlie, Alona Mitsnefes, Aryssa and Alexey Gladilovich. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N.: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: by Ed von Aderkas & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Episode 8 - Pillows and Cults
Mar 22 2019 20 mins  
Episode 8 Pillows and Cults PLANET - 512902-⭄ Hypnos Soulbiter requests a planet were even the most insomniac of non-sleepers can lay a weary head but warns that the sleep may be permanent. Consultant recommendation; Golden pillows floating. Brass bells chiming. Monster lurking. Dreams eaten. All hail Hypnos Soulbiter ###ERROR, HERESY REDACTED### ALL HAIL THE BOARD. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Kate Onyett for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zachary Pinz, Adina Adriana Ceara, Griesly, Ash Sullivan, Jenna Nolt. Erika Kvistad. Bradie Forsberg. Lorna M., Rose Marie Wong.  Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: Kyles & previously credited artists via freesound.org. "Relaxing" music available at: 2-Best-Elevator-Music-Royalty-Free via instrumentalfx.com Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/  TWITTER: @therustyquill  REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y  EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 7 - Trash and Mysteries
Mar 15 2019 22 mins  
Episode 7 Trash and Mysteries PLANET - 512901-🜃 Lady Wimr Ikipidsah requests a planet where all the lost and found items of the universe end up. All of the items are mysteriously grouped together making a whole continent of odd socks from all the species of the universe that have feet. Consultant recommendation; Trash collecting black holes. Unknowable sorting system. Self-continenting socks. Fun trash sorting activities provided gratis. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Violence to Animals - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Full Featuritis for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Zachary Pinz, Adina Adriana Ceara, Griesly, Ash Sullivan, Jenna Nolt, Erika Kvistad, Bradie Forsberg, Lorna M., Rose Marie Wong If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: ChazzRavenelle, JoeDoe22, FartBiscuit1700 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 6 - Pranks and Robots
Mar 08 2019 23 mins  
PLANET - 512900-🝘 Megatron_46 requests a planet dedicated to the consumption of rare delicacies and the native species of the planet must be unfeasibly aggressive in everything they do. Consultant recommendation; Prank based planet. Psychically traumatised animals. Planet-wide dining table of massively varying scale. Laser weapons for guests to kill and cook their food. Prank - self evident.  Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Violence to animals - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism - Emotional trauma Special thanks to Stuart McQueen for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons:Mariah Magee, Aviv, Kaitlin Porter, CheshireSavant, Kevin Cantu, Michael Giese, Emily Hannigan, Anne Eilertsen, Greg McMullen, Björn Jäger  If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward Von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: Suburbanwizard & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 5 - Fear and Feet
Mar 01 2019 20 mins  
Episode 5 Fear and Feet PLANET - REVIEW Citizen Line Manager H. Piltz (ID 63277482) reviews the performance of Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) and Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Line manager recommendation: Fewer larvae fatalities, lower ego, no armed pets, less idolatry, feet in mouth. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism - Accidental death - Accidental genocide - Manslaughter - Electrocution Special thanks to this week's Patrons: stickyshoelaces, RJ, sarah randlett, Iryka Smeke, Mupod, Richard Dixon, Sarah Hickey, Jess Em, joseph fink, jane dataghosts If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Alexander J Newall and Edward von Aderkas Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: differentieel, jakobhandersen, kwahmah_02, kbnevel, kmyers1316, Leoctiurs, lmbubec, deleted_user_7146007 & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 4 - Bowels and Dogs
Feb 22 2019 27 mins  
Episode 4 Bowels and Dogs PLANET - 512899-Ꝅ Lead Singer of The Winter Lettuce Collective requests a Planet to reflect their brilliance including a sky mood ring. Consultant Recommendation; Pod category planet in the shape of a lettuce. Pod contains a library of all the clients achievements. Grand atrium with optional memorials to murder and accidental death. Dogs with/without knives. Internal clouds with laser projections to display moods. Constant questions to establish moods.  Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Violence to animals - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Tessa Wright for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Ever Anon, Nicole Fry, Meagan Waltz, Mike Nutter and Sean Frohling. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: trullilulli, BigKahuna360, leonelmail, duckduckpony, BeeProductive, InspectorJ & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.



Episode 3 - Gods and Trousers
Feb 19 2019 22 mins  
Episode 3 Gods and Trousers PLANET - 512898-Ꜿ Mitsy Van Schuten – 4th wife to the President of the Mars Concordant requests a planet dedicated to cute animals with particular focus on the fauna of old earth. Consultant Recommendation; Stock biome variation display planet. Planet in synchronous rotation with star to create dark side and light side. Light side: living animals to be hunted with provided weaponry. Dark side: dead animals to be resurrected with provided weaponry. Clients to be as gods. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Violence to Animals - Emotional Abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Wren Griffin-Harrigan for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: mielebit, Devin Goodman, the tempered steel of loss, Chase Curtin, Andy Plain. Summer Brown. Carpark Grackle, Jonathan Skowronek, Erin, harrison minnix  If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: MorneDelport, adcbicycle, martinimeniscus, ermfilm, kyles, lolamadeus & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 2 - Studs and Blood
Feb 15 2019 21 mins  
Episode 2 Studs and Blood PLANET - 512897-Ꝙ Burn Market the 23rd Earl of Armica requests a planet dedicated to the production of Holovision programming with suggestive names included for landmarks. Consultant Recommendation; Category 4 sized planet. Divided into rectangles for each production. Suited to blood sports and dramatic productions. Wild climate variation to provide jeopardy. Suggestive names included in a brown paper bag. Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Felix Murley-Anderson for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: aetherglow, Steven Newman, Shanti Pillai, Tom Harding, Fancy George Jones, Miranda Baldwin, Annie Stevens, Jonah Levin, Alice Ebenhoe and Hugh Collins If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Edward von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan. Featured SFX: Simon.rue and Previously credited artists via freesound.org Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.


Episode 1 - Troughs and Goo
Feb 15 2019 20 mins  
Episode 1 Troughs and Goo PLANET - 512896-A Citizen Employee T. Geistman (ID 362884) is paired with new Bio Facsimile David 7 (ID 95847335). Client Nurturer 163 of the Superfluous Tentacle requests a hatchling world for the breeding of young. Consultant Recommendation: Trough shaped world. Seas: Boiling. Entrance via cushioned chute. Egress via teen spaceport. Ceremonial daggers provided for all.  Content Warning for: - Comedic violence - Emotional abuse - Alcoholism Special thanks to Bec Savage for this episode's Planet Brief Submission. If you'd like to support the show, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith Produced by Lowri Ann Davies Executive Producer Alexander J Newall Performances: I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris David 7: Ben Meredith Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith Editing: Edward Von Aderkas & Alexander J Newall Music: Samuel DF Jones Artwork: Anika Khan Featured SFX: patchen, sandyrb, reg7783 and xxqmanxx, pan14, peepholecircus, Sonicfreak, Paul368, mcpable, mr_roboto24, josepharaoh99, Tonsofpaperbrokenpen, GWMX_YOUTUBE03, toiletrolltube, kyles, ady_vornicu, FenrirFangs, BigKahuna360, Paul368, ani_music, rpew1, reg7783, Geography, Sauron974,Julien%20Matthey, Ev-Dawg, hz37, rdneubauer, domrodrig, theshuggie + previous via freesound.org Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. Join our community: WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/ TWITTER: @therustyquill REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/ DISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8y EMAIL: [email protected] Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.






4.3 • 3 Ratings

SimonMagus Jan 11 2021
Brilliant!

Acerzw Dec 30 2020
Funny podcast. Bit cheeky sometimes release short series of (4 min) mini-sodes/specials, where 2 mins is paid ads, could have often released them together as one episode with less ads.






Lola k May 23 2020
Very funny podcast. Love the dynamic between David Seven and Imogen. Great cast!