Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Oct 14 2020 155 mins 116.1k

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!





573 - Steve Byrne - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oct 14 2020 151 mins  
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572 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oct 07 2020 162 mins  
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571 - Marcus King - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Sep 30 2020 157 mins  
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570 - Ian Bagg - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Sep 23 2020 148 mins  
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569 - Duncan Trussell - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Sep 16 2020 214 mins  
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568 - Kevin Nealon - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Sep 09 2020 150 mins  
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567 - Fortune Feimster - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Sep 02 2020 172 mins  
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566 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Aug 26 2020 127 mins  
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564 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Aug 12 2020 154 mins  
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563 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Aug 05 2020 156 mins  
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562 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jul 29 2020 136 mins  
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561 - Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Robert Iler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jul 22 2020 175 mins  
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560 - Dr. Drew Pinsky - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jul 15 2020 168 mins  
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559 - Russell Peters - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jul 08 2020 183 mins  
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558 - Taylor Tomlinson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jul 01 2020 150 mins  
SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com - Use promo code "mom" for 10% off your first order at Brooklinen.com Welcome to Lucifer’s Lair with your hot hosts Tom Segura and Christina P. The main mommies start this episode off by posing a very pressing question: Is B stuff more tiring than V stuff? Jean and Jean then take a look at a new rendition of the Bee Gees classic “Stayin’ Alive.” Tom gives us a dental update, and Christina discusses her recent smurfday and the amazing cake Tom got her. They watch a video of a cool guy vaping, and an equally cool Donald Trump campaign video shot on an iPhone. They transition into discussing the recent Chris D’Elia news, as well as Joey Diaz and the culture of comedy clubs as a whole. They wrap up the segment by watching two more cool videos. In one a guy is able to excrete his beanbag out of his bottom; the other is just a cool lady going crazy on some paramedics. Taylor Tomlinson is a stand-up comedian, and host of the "Self-Helpless" and "This Is Important to Me" podcasts. She talks to Todd and Crystal about starting stand-up as a teenager, her religious parents, the passing of her mom, and her new Netflix special “Quarter-Life Crisis.” The discussion about Taylor’s parents leads Tom to call Top Dog and Charo and ask him their burning question about the B vs. the V. Top Dog insists that back-door is much more tiring. Charo is horrified. The Jeans bring Taylor up to speed on everyone’s favorite psychopath: Garth Brooks, as well as some other cool guys and gals. Tom discusses the brokest he’s ever been, and Christina discusses her Cream of Brown experience. They wrap up by watching some of CP’s TikTok curations, a lane of the Tok that Taylor didn’t know existed.




556 - Cesar Millan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jun 17 2020 146 mins  
SPONSORS: - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15% - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code MOMWW at Manscaped.com. - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment at stamps.com and use the code word "MOM" - See how much you can save by re-shopping your home insurance rates at Policygenius.com - Try Fitbod for free for one month when you sign up today at Fitbod.me/mom It's a whole white baby bruh, and it's a whole new episode of Your Mom's House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P take a look at clips from the new crime-thriller documentary on Netflix: "Garth Brooks: The Road I'm On." They also explore a vintage Fedsmoker video, in which Conald conducts a traffic stop on a government official! They also revisit YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's premium content account to show just how much value you're getting with a subscription! They compare his content to other content creators. Which accounts bring the most value to their viewers?? YMH-regular Josh Potter joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss some current events. Several male "workers" have come out with allegations against Senator Lindsey Graham and his "ladybugs." Cool Guy actor Nacho Vidal is also in the news after being charged with a toad-licking ritual gone wrong! They also dive into Josh's recent experience having his house cleaned, which there's a video of on this very channel. Cesar Millan is a dog trainer, widely known for his Emmy-nominated television series "Dog Whisperer." He joins Todd and Christine to discuss his early life, how he began training dogs, working with Oprah Winfrey, things that affect a dog's energy, and much more. Cesar also lends his opinions on pup play, pony play, and the cool gal that lets wolves lick the inside of her mouth.
































541 - Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero & Creators of HBO's McMillions - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Mar 04 2020 199 mins  
We got a special one for you today, mommy! We start off with just the main mommies and we get through A LOT! The cool girl raving about NRE has a boyfriend who heard YMH talking about them, and turns out, he likes it a lot! Also, Tom has officially decided he's done with his wack Adidas phase, and is back on the Nike train! Then, Christina reveals a super hot dream she had about Tom. Do you dream about your significant other? We then find a cool guy who wishes he had a girlfriend who let him... do certain things. He likes that he likes that he liiiiiiikes THAT! And what better way to pay tribute to FedSmoker than to keep feathering videos from his very deep vault? This time he's hanging out with Native Americans! Then, we got Moshe Kasher and Natasha Leggero coming in to Studio Jeans! We Moshe loves to argue with people on the internet almost as much as he loves Burning Man! We run them through a BUNCH of cool guys, including a clip from Cobra Tate about how faithfulness is a one way street! So cool! We debut the next episode of Pissspots to Moshe and Natasha, and they're certain HBO will pick it up for a full run! Speaking of HBO, we have Brian Lazarte and James Lee Hernandez, the creators/directors of HBO's McMillions, joining us! The docuseries reveals how McDonald's Monopoly game was rigged for a LONG time by the mob. They tell us all about how they got involved in the project and what it's like to work with Mark Wah-Wah-Wahlburg. It also turns out that Brian is Tom's cousin, so they reminisce what it was like to grow up with each other.






























527-Gabriel Iglesias & J. Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Nov 27 2019 222 mins  
TOM SEGURA, WRAP IT UP! We got a show to do! What’s smellier, a man’s beard or a man’s beanie? Is wearing PJ pants on a plane fly, or should it be punishable? What kind of intrusive thoughts are in our brains? These questions are all pondered, plus some Canadian road rage, Fed Smoker confronts an officer and more TikTok! Gabriel Iglesias is a stand-up comedian and actor who sells out arenas all over the world and stars in/created the NETFLIX show “Mr. Iglesias.” What kind of intrusive thoughts run through the mind of a man who sells out The Staples Center? We hear about Gabriel’s bidet usage and show him our Gangbanger friends in Syria. Plus Gabriel tells us about his experience with a particular over-zealous fan, a story he’s never shared before his time on Your Mom’s House. J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian and actor and film maker who you know as Dr. Laurence Erhardt and the original puppeteer and voice of Tom Servo and Gypsy on Mystery Science Theater 3000. He currently can be seen co-starring in the film The Fiddling Horse. He also made the documentary starring Tom Segura, Chad Daniels and Pete Lee called "I Need To Kill." Today his gives us his insight on The Fed Smoker, who has a new helpful video for us. We learn what it was like to start doing comedy at 15 years old from J. Elvis Weinstein and we get to see more from Cool Guy Tony. SooWoo!



















518-Big Jay Oakerson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Sep 25 2019 157 mins  
The Mommies are starting things off with an interesting way for a man to make $20. How much money would it take you to complete this "task?" Tom and Christina also wonder who is purchasing adult movies in hotel rooms? They recall the times they've made such purchases. Christina has developed a fascination of Josh Potter's ability to get laid and inquires about that. Plus, Cool Guy Tony makes his triumphant return from Jail. Big Jay Oakerson is a stand-up comic who you can hear on one of his many podcasts, including The SDR Show, Legion of Skanks and on SiriusXM's The Bonfire. Jay also recently acted in a film with Jennifer Lopez called "Hustlers." Jay and Tom talk about meeting during the Oddball tour, and what went wrong with it. The topic of NYC's new found "woke-ness" is brought up as Jay had an incident at The Comedy Cellar. Big Jay and Dan Soder often watch clips on their show The Bonfire, including Good Morning Julia, so the Mommies get his insight into it and let him in on what they've found. Big Jay and Dan also reviewed Charro's video, so we relive that with him as well. Robert Paul Champagne is brought to Jay's attention and Jay recounts a story from back in the day when Josh Potter was driving him around for a weekend. Big Jay also tells The Mommies about Skankfest and the Louis CK appearance, and the murder of his manager and owner of The Stand Comedy Club in NYC, Dave Kimowitz.













































497-Dane Cook & Ryan Stout-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
May 01 2019 205 mins  
Listen, Mommies. It will be tough to top last weeks monumental achievement in podcasting, but we are going to "Try It Out." This week we meet a man who Duncan Trussell exposed Dr. Drew to recently. He's definitely a Cool Guy. Tom celebrated his 40th birthday, what did Christina get him?? A chain or a private jet?? Doug Mellard got ALL of us the gift of a weird Happy Birthday serenade. Christina had a shower revelation that even bewilders the Cockroach himself. Since we had Robert Paul Champagne on the Podcast he has been live streaming quite a bit. We review some of his recent posts and then give him another call. That's right, Robert Paul Champagne is BACK! Also, the legendary Dane Cook is on the couch ready to "Try It Out." Dane and the Mommies reminisce about old times at Dublin's in Hollywood and Dane goes through the roller coaster that he experienced while reaching heights of fame few ever get to know. He goes in depth about his brother stealing from him and his reasoning for improvising his special that was taped in Madison Square Garden "Rough Around The Edges." Also, Dane experiences a member of "The Cool Girl Club" and "Horrible or Hilarious." Next in the Mommydome is comedian Ryan Stout. Ryan can't smell anything, he literally has no sense of smell. The Mommies ask Ryan all the important questions involved with not being able to smell a fart or otherwise. Ryan brings up the "Maplethorpe Exhibit" and if you know what that is, you know what that is... Plus Mommy Tina thinks airpods looks like something coming out of your ears. Do you know what she thinks it looks like??? Don't forget to get Ryan's new album, Man in the Suit. NOTE: Every guest of YOUR MOM'S HOUSE Podcast is INVITATION ONLY. No guest is welcome with out a formal invitation from The Mommies. Dane Cook, Ryan Stout and Robert Paul Champagne have all been certified, invited guests. Thank you.



















































4.8 • 15 Ratings

LordPodcast Oct 10 2020
Keep them high and tight. Wouldn't change a thing. 3 out of 5 stars.

KASCH Sep 30 2020
When the president neglects to condemn white supremacy when asked....When the president neglects to condemn white supremacy when asked....






JDAX311 Sep 02 2020
Funny

Canada Mikey Aug 29 2020
If you like your jeans high and tight and think an old man in titcups is your jam then this podcast is for you. If you're a son who loves your mom then listen together.

Katya.jo84 Jul 16 2020
This is the greatest episode of every podcast ever... and will ever be. Fuck yes.

ToniG May 26 2020
hilarious, crude and has built an army of followers over the years with our own inside jokes and phrases

Kris Jun 23 2020
Ta ta there tik tok.

Black Label Girl Jun 18 2020
Tim and Tina are the best. They tought me how to feather it and took me to Lily's around 8 - 815ish. Their poutine recipe is the best!!

Karol May 09 2020
My God. Amazing episode in which you can witness Tom vomiting. Just great!

thetroystory Jun 08 2020
I listen to A LOT of podcasts. This is hands down the greatest podcast out there, I have never laughed so hard in my life.






CheetoClaw Jun 03 2020
Get out there and start glassin, make sure to follow proto, keep your jeans tight and keep featherin it brothers! #mystixrick

BonerYogurt May 10 2020
Always keep my jeans high and tight!

cunt sandwich May 06 2020
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jonnywalked May 06 2020
Nice!

Malamox Mar 29 2020
Don't be a tiktok, listen to this pomcast and keep your jeans HIGH and TIGHT!