Full Retard

Sep 25 2020 7 mins 9

Stories from Reddit, the internet, and social media read aloud in a comical way.

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Adidas, Need, Beggar Sister, Pizza Pizza
Sep 25 2020 10 mins  
several crazy choosing beggar stories

B*tch, Corrects, Hurt Son, Pixie, Welfare
Sep 22 2020 9 mins  
five crazy entitled parent stories

Non-Choosing, Tarot Reading, Use Autistic, Bed Move
Sep 17 2020 8 mins  
Four crazy choosing beggars stories

Denial, Pick Up, All About Me
Sep 16 2020 14 mins  
Three crazy entitled parents stories

PC Repair, Free Food, No Contribution, Literal, More Food
Sep 15 2020 10 mins  
Five insane choosing beggar stories

Lifestyle Payment, Swinging Kids, The Pawning, Hoodwink
Sep 14 2020 11 mins  
four crazy entitled parent stories

Refund, Snobbish, Toy Thief, Free Food
Sep 13 2020 13 mins  
Four crazy choosing beggar stories

Ex-Wife, My Monitor, Sue Me, The Heirloom
Sep 12 2020 10 mins  
Four crazy choosing beggar stories

Angel Free, Free Catering, Me, Dr Pepper, Ultimate CB
Sep 11 2020 11 mins  
Five insane choosing beggar stories

Auntie Freebie, Job Interview, Sob Story, Angry Customer, Free Crocheting
Sep 10 2020 9 mins  
Five crazy choosing beggar stories

No Cash, Helping Hurts, More, Experience
Sep 09 2020 13 mins  
Four insane choosing beggar stories

A Letter, Bday Canceled, A Bully, Grandpa
Sep 08 2020 13 mins  
Four crazy entitled parent stories

Eat my pet, Child Slave, Single Mother, Entitled Server
Sep 07 2020 11 mins  
Four crazy entitled parent stories

Ride my horse, Can't make me, Halloween, Outed
Sep 06 2020 10 mins  
Four crazy entitled parent stories

Entitled Father, Steal 25k, Ruined, Valentine's
Sep 06 2020 9 mins  
Four totally insane entitled parent stories

Tablet Demand, Grow Up, Free Parking
Sep 04 2020 10 mins  
Three insane entitled parent stories

No Food, Free Rides, Football Booze
Sep 03 2020 11 mins  
Three crazy entitled parent stories

Hijacked Prom, Public Park & Videogame
Sep 02 2020 14 mins  
Three crazy entitled parent stories

Homework, Conspiracy, Woman Keys Car
Sep 01 2020 8 mins  
Three stories of entitled parents

Nintendo Humiliation & Mom's Psychic Pendulum
Aug 31 2020 10 mins  
Two insane entitled parent stories

Entitled Parents - Guilty by religion, Karen on a bus, Star wars refund
Aug 14 2020 6 mins  
Three insane entitled parent stories

Entitled Parents - Kicked out of school
Aug 13 2020 5 mins  
One crazy entitled parent stories you'll have to hear to believe

Entitled Parents - Baby Doll & My Switch
Aug 12 2020 5 mins  
Two short and crazy entitled parent stories

Entitled Parents - Sort-of-Stepdad & Just die
Aug 12 2020 6 mins  
Two short and funny entitled parent stories

Entitled Parents - Wedding Control & Trespassing
Aug 08 2020 3 mins  
Two crazy entitled parent stories

Entitled Parents - My best friend the monster
Aug 07 2020 9 mins  
One long entitled parent story

AITA - Divorce Disclosure & Wayward Daughter
Aug 07 2020 6 mins  
Two questions from AITA on reddit

Entitled Parents - No mask, Tricked Karen, Vaccines, Stolen Cat
Aug 06 2020 5 mins  
Four short entitled parent stories

Entitled Parents - Take my bag, dream crusher, bathroom warden
Aug 04 2020 7 mins  
Three entitled parent storied from reddit

Entitled Parents - Lifestyle Choice, Am I detained, No punishment
Aug 03 2020 6 mins  
Three stories of entitled parents

AITA - Wedding funds & CNA inheritance
Aug 02 2020 5 mins  
Two AITA questions from reddit

Entitled Parents - Direct to CEO, Swimming iPhone, Bad Gamer
Aug 01 2020 8 mins  
Three entitled parent stories

AITA - Wedding imperfection & hit and run neighbor
Jul 31 2020 4 mins  
Two questions from AITA

Entitled Parents - Anti-Mask, Extreme Mask, Art Thief
Jul 30 2020 6 mins  
Three stories of entitled

Entitled Parents - Waiting on a Karen & Stressed Dad
Jul 29 2020 5 mins  
Two entitled parent stories

Entitled Parents - Camper Karen & Molestation Scheme
Jul 28 2020 9 mins  
Two entitled parent stories

AITA - cold roommate & mother *h*re
Jul 28 2020 3 mins  

AITA - Son over Daughter, Bad Grandpa
Jul 24 2020 6 mins  
Two questions from AITA on reddit

AITA - Going back on my word, Secret daughter
Jul 23 2020 6 mins  

AITA - for telling a guy with autism off, camper entitlement
Jul 22 2020 4 mins  
Two questions from AITA

Choosing Beggars - Karen's Shower, Inhaled Chemicals, What he wants isn't enough
Jul 21 2020 13 mins  
A few short choosing beggar stories

Choosing Beggars - Very rich man, the scammer, 3-4 bedroom for huskies, mandatory gifts
Jul 20 2020 4 mins  
Four short stories of choosing beggars from Reddit

Entitled Parents - Religious EM, Give us your children
Jul 19 2020 4 mins  
Two stories of insane entitled parents

AITA- For Picking the Dog
Jul 18 2020 5 mins  
A few short stores of AITA

AITA - Reddit AITA for telling my partners sister naming her dog after my dead kid is disrespectful?
Jul 17 2020 4 mins  
A few short stories from Reddit of AITA AITA for telling my partners sister naming her dog after my dead kid is disrespectful? AITA for basically telling people to either take off their shoes or get lost

AITA - For calling CPS
Jul 16 2020 4 mins  
A few short stories from Reddit of AITA

Choosing Beggars - Petty actions, Bad magician, Neighbor doesn't pay
Aug 08 2019 5 mins  
three short choosing beggar stories

Entitled Parents - Only 1 kid & let her color
Aug 07 2019 5 mins  
two short stories of entitled parents

Choosing Beggars - Reverse & Ice Cream
Aug 06 2019 11 mins  
two stories about choosing beggars

Choosing Beggars - $500 Commitment & cricket cards buyer
Aug 05 2019 5 mins  
Stories of Apparently anything less than a $500/year commitment isn't good enough for Doctors Without Borders and CB cricket cards buyer

Choosing Beggars - Family Lender & Gift Hording
Aug 04 2019 6 mins  
two choosing beggar stores about lending money to family and a sister that wants all the gifts

Choosing Beggars - Air BnB & Need Gas
Aug 03 2019 6 mins  
two short stories of choosing beggars

Choosing Beggars - Famous Logo, Overheard it, Free Food
Aug 02 2019 5 mins  
three stores of choosing beggars

Choosing Beggars - $10 Extra & Give me 55k
Aug 01 2019 9 mins  
two choosing beggar stories

Choosing Beggars - Free artwork, No job work for pennies, Super Beggar
Jul 31 2019 7 mins  
a collection of short choosing beggar stories

Entitled Parents - fellow passenger & cosplay fox
Jul 30 2019 10 mins  
two short stories about entitled parents

Choosing Beggars - $3 charity, Unpaid Mechanic, Mom had a stroke
Jul 29 2019 6 mins  
a longer episode about haggling for charity, a mechanic nearly not being paid, and some using moms medical fund to travel.

Choosing Beggars - CB meet CB, Coworker's sister, watch her dog
Jul 28 2019 8 mins  
CB meets another CB, Coworker's sister wants her to plan her sons birthday and pay for it all, and I will never watch her dog again

Choosing Beggars - free croissant & false shooter claim
Jul 27 2019 7 mins  
two short stories about a free croissant & false shooter claim

Choosing Beggars - Change your dogs name & grocery shopping
Jul 26 2019 6 mins  
a few short stories about choosing beggars demanding a dogs name get changed and refusing to work

Choosing Beggars - Free Vacation, Surfing Beggar, Accidental Hooker
Jul 25 2019 10 mins  
a longer episode about a free vacation that isn't good enough, surfing lesson, and accidentally picking up a hooker.

Choosing Beggars - CB demands a discount, Puppy Fix, I can't wait in line
Jul 24 2019 6 mins  
a short episode about discount demands, puppy adopters, and someone who just cant wait in line.

Choosing Beggars - Hungry, Free Money, Pay Me
Jul 23 2019 4 mins  
Choosing beggar homeless person, another Karen, donate for proof of education

Choosing Beggars - free party food & you should pay for it
Jul 22 2019 7 mins  
two choosing beggar stories

Entitled Parents - Bill's IQ, deserves my car, showing drugs
Jul 21 2019 13 mins  
a short story about Bill and two stories of entitled parents

Entitled Parents - my family is dead, work sitter, Vegan Meat
Jul 20 2019 7 mins  
a collection of stories about entitles parents

Choosing Beggars - Jackpot, £5 and a pizza, free smoothie
Jul 19 2019 6 mins  
A set of stories about choosing beggars.

Letsnotmeet - Mothers telephone & Witch in the woods
Jul 18 2019 5 mins  
An episode of letsnotmeet detailing two stories one of a man who wanted to use the phone and another of the witch in the woods.

TalesFromTheFrontDesk - No one told me, 2am cancel, fee of pleasure
Jul 17 2019 5 mins  
A short collection of takes from the front desk

Nuclear Revenge - Contractor Destruction, Burning Down The Lexis
Jul 16 2019 7 mins  
Nuclear revenge about a contractor that stole money and the theft of a parking spot

Choosing Beggars - The Ex Wife, Fishy Fees, Aero Care
Jul 15 2019 5 mins  
a few stories about choosing beggars

idontworkherelady - Used to, my daughter, early 90s, the expert
Jul 14 2019 8 mins  
a collection of stories from idontworkherelady

Choosing Beggars - Bill's Scam
Jul 13 2019 3 mins  
A short story of Bill a guy I know.

Choosing Beggars - Ex Scarf & The Window Fitter
Jul 12 2019 6 mins  
a few short choosing beggar stories

idontworkherelady - Karen Mistakes Me For The Hired Help
Jul 11 2019 6 mins  
Karen Mistakes Me For The Hired Help.

Choosing Beggars - Free board games & Give me $10
Jul 10 2019 4 mins  
two short stores about board games and cash

Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary
Jul 09 2019 2 mins  
Yaupon Cove Property Owners Association Final Summary

Choosing Beggars - Karen, Two Pounds, Rejected
Jul 09 2019 5 mins  
A set of short stories from choosing beggars

Choosing Beggars - A Ripoff Company
Jul 08 2019 4 mins  
A short story about a carpenter who learned a hard lesson about terrible employers

Entitled Parents - I'm not watching your kids on MY 18th birthday
Jul 06 2019 9 mins  
I'm not watching your kids on MY 18th birthday

Missed Connections - Constipated, I bit your penis, Taco Bell
Jun 03 2019 3 mins  
A few short missed connections from around the world.

Missed Connection - Gambling on a fart #funny
May 31 2019 1 mins  
A short story about first date that ended with crap.

ChoosingBeggars - Free logos, My Money, Pay Me #reddit #choosingbeggars
May 30 2019 3 mins  
A short episode of choosing beggars about the demand for free logos, my dads money is my money, and you should pay me to take your phone.

Missed Connections & Choosing Beggars - Nice forearms, I'll kill myself, No reminders
May 23 2019 3 mins  
A few missed connections from craigslist and of course more choosing beggars.

I am Very Smart & Bridezillas - Troglodyte, Segregated wedding, Pay per attendance
May 22 2019 2 mins  
An episode detailing a few short stories from Reddit iamverysmart and bridezillas.

ChoosingBeggars - Free Photography, Need a farm, 10k<200
May 21 2019 5 mins  
An episode detailing a few choice choosingbeggars. Searching for a free veteran photographer, need a horse farm for free, 10k for 200 NOW.

Choosing Beggars & Rude Beggars - Extra Free, Seller Beware, Pretend Homeless
May 20 2019 3 mins  
A episode detailing a few select stories from Reddit. A person expecting extras at a restaurant for free, a buyer buying for less than selling price but asking for additional hardware, and people pretending to be homeless to make a buck and attempt free rent.

Choosing Beggars - DTF, Baby shower, Serious Cuddles No Monogamy
May 17 2019 3 mins  
A short episode telling the stories of a woman's demanding Tinder profile, an entitled expecting mother, and a man looking for serious cuddles without monogamy.

Choosing Beggars - Personal Ads, Sales, and Inheritance
May 16 2019 6 mins  
Three stories selected from Choosing Beggars on Reddit. A raciest personal ad, typical something for nothing buyer, and begging for Inheritance.

Bill's Special Jar
May 15 2019 8 mins  
A short story about Bill's special jar.

Bad Customer No Biscuit
May 15 2019 15 mins  
A short story about a customer I had recently

Depressing Headlines
May 15 2019 5 mins  
A short compilation of the weeks depressing headlines

Trump Trump Trump
May 15 2019 4 mins  
A quick rant about today's headlines and politics

WTF
May 15 2019 2 mins  
Two short stories of true WTF

Welfare Junkies
May 15 2019 6 mins  
Why shouldn't we drug test for welfare?

Entergy Recommends Soured Milk
May 15 2019 7 mins  
A rant and short story about the unannounced all day power outage in my town yesterday that was scheduled weeks ago but they failed to notify us.

Choosing Beggars - Vanity
May 15 2019 2 mins  
A short story read from Choosing Beggars on Reddit, the story is about a man having a yard sale that posted about it on Facebook. A Choosing Beggar expected him to deliver and set up an item.

Facebook & No Lube
May 15 2019 9 mins  
Comical jabs at Facebook, Facebook marketplace, and people that use Facebook a bit too much

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