Not Your Pastors Podcast

Oct 27 2019 61 mins 141

Based in 1996 two fictional want-to-be pastors, Alex and Jason recount the brutal butcherings of the Bible they were exposed to in the evangelical church. Then, as any low-budget 90s VHS christian special would, they travel to the future (present day) to see the impacts and repercussions of those teachings. Don't be left behind, listen today! www.notyourpastors.com






































64 - Doomsday and the Nazi Locust Army Hiding in the Hollow Earth
Mar 09 2018 84 mins  
THE END IS NEAR! At least here is what happens when you mix modern day conspiracies with the biblical evangelical eschatology… Once Johnny B Good-christian reaches that last remote people group with the gospel, the Christian population is going to slip into an alternate dimension with Jesus. Meanwhile, chaos will erupt on earth, earthquakes are going to shake apart the neglected and tortured floating ball. As people are trying to cope with the dramatic climate change, a secret post-Nazi government with a human/robot hybrid army will come on the clouds and cease the remaining population and take them by storm. The whole world will succumb to a single seemingly nice dude who provides goods and services for his followers so long as they identify with him by taking his number. As he’s sitting upon his giant commerce empire the inhabitants of earth will be forced into the labor of cleaning up the disaster of all that left behind laundry and rebuilding a mock temple so he can have one final throwdown with God. It will take 7 years, and then he’ll be destroyed by Jesus, and the earth and all who have ever lived, will live happily ever after. We hope you enjoyed the show! Let us know about our favorite conspiracies, for super shady links to poor rabbit hole information, please visit our website. If you like this episode support us on Patreon! | www.patreon.com/nypp Twitter | @NYPastors #NYPPulpit Facebook | @NotYourPastor Instagram | @NYPP Web | www.notyourpastorspodcast.com If you’d like to contribute a sermon to our Pulpit project, please visit www.notyourpastorspodcast.com/pulpit for details. Music: https://www.bensound.com, http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Tours/Enthusiast/, http://www.purple-planet.com, and Intro/Outro music Bringing Down Broadway --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/notyourpastors/message




61 - Selfishly Changing the World with Justin Dillon
Feb 18 2018 61 mins  
We’re joined by Justin Dillon who we should have been paying $35 an hour for therapy as he helped us find the meaning of life! A professional musician turned filmmaker and social entrepreneur, Justin Dillon is founder and CEO of Made in a Free World, an award-winning platform that brings together consumers, organizations, and businesses to disrupt the $150 billion business of human trafficking. Justin’s leadership as a “practitioner of change” has awakened a global movement of more than 30 million, improved laws, and freed thousands of slaves. He has advised the United Nations, the U.S. State Department, the White House, the Vatican, Fortune 500 companies, and more on issues of innovation and social justice. He is the director of influential films—with voices such as Cornel West, Questlove, Amber Valletta and Nicholas Kristof—including Call+Response and Common Dreams for CNN. Justin has been featured by the New York Times, Washington Post, Wall Street Journal, Forbes, USA Today, Fast Company, Vogue, Huffington Post, CNN, CBS, FOX, MSNBC,NPR, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Rolling Stone, and more. His work has received many high-profile accolades including a Cannes Lion Award and a SXSW Interactive Innovation Award. Book | A Selfish Plan to Change the World http://a.co/0wx2nBZ Website | https://madeinafreeworld.com Support us on Patreon! | www.patreon.com/nypp Twitter | @NYPastors #NYPPulpit Facebook | @NotYourPastor Instagram | @NYPP Web | www.notyourpastorspodcast.com If you’d like to contribute a sermon to our Pulpit project, please visit www.notyourpastorspodcast.com/pulpit for details. Music: https://www.bensound.com, http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Tours/Enthusiast/ Intro/Outro music Bringing Down Broadway --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/notyourpastors/message



60 - Church, Singles, and the Idolatry of Marriage with Joy Beth Smith
Feb 09 2018 67 mins  
Joy Beth Smith is a managing editor with Christianity Today and releasing her new book “Party of One” this week! She comes on the show and enlightens us on the church’s failing when it comes to interacting with single people. She rightly points out how the church is steeped in the idolatry of marriage both in doctrine and in practice, and how the prosperity gospel is still alive and terrible in the single world. Joy Beth also has a bold and powerful call to the unmarried: Don’t wait until marriage! While Party of One may be written for single women in the church who are desiring marriage, it’s full of insight for the married and how we can minister to one another despite our marital status. This interview was a blast, we hope you enjoy! Grab a copy of “Party Of One” today! Available through Nelson publishing, Amazon (http://a.co/ffgx3Wt), or wherever fine books are sold! We love your thoughts and feedback! Get a hold of us, and we’ll share it on the show! Twitter | @NYPastors #NYPPulpit Facebook | @NotYourPastor Instagram | @NYPP Web | www.notyourpastorspodcast.com If you’d like to contribute a sermon to our Pulpit project, please visit www.notyourpastorspodcast.com/pulpit for details. Music: https://www.bensound.com, https://thebelltree.bandcamp.com/ http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Tours/Enthusiast/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/notyourpastors/message











50 - Death is an Unnatural State
Nov 03 2017 49 mins  
Death: it's the only guarantee in life, but it wasn't supposed to be that way. Mankind wasn't designed to die, mankind was designed to live forever. Death is such a part of life that it's hard to picture life without death. In fact, death has such a hold on us, that your view of it, determines how you live your life. Some work hard to leave something for their offspring. Some enjoy every last moment while they can. Some give up because they find no point to life. Enter in Jesus, a man who died, and three days later rose from the grave. Showing mankind for all of history that there is victory over death. Death doesn't have the final say, their is something after it, life continues. His story is so profound that His legend has transcended generation after generation for over 2,000 years. Til this day, believers in the resurrection still gather on Sunday morning to cling together in remembrance and in hope of His story, and that in and of itself is miraculous. Listen in as Alex and Jason discuss death and frankly make a lot of mistakes while speaking because they both stayed up too late watching Stranger Things 2 the night before. Twitter | @NYPastors #NYPPulpit Facebook | @NotYourPastor Instagram | @NYPP Web | www.notyourpastorspodcast.com If you’d like to contribute a sermon to our Pulpit project, please visit www.notyourpastorspodcast.com/pulpit for details. Music by the Bell Tree and Lee Rosevere --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/notyourpastors/message















































































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