Near Death Dolls

We got you a ticket to sit FRONT ROW to watch the world of stage magic with Paige and Lisa! This week the dolls will be demystifying the life and tricks of Harry Kellar, like the Levitation of Princess Karnak, and the Golden Butterfly - emphasis on the flying butt! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your s

New York in the 80's was a wild time, but nothing is more crazy than this alien abduction story with multiple witnesses. Lisa and Paige "sip sip What the $h!t" their way through this tale of aliens, kidnappers, unofficial Government officials and dead fish. But there's something more fishy going on here...what could it be? Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our

We got any Screamers in the crowd?? You're in for a treat! Just west of Nashville, in the quaint town of White Bluff, be careful if you go into the woods at night. You just might see and hear the White Bluff Screamer! Dun, Dun, DUN! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a gr

You better finish your veggies or Cropsey will get ya! Sure, it's a great way to scare the F*** out of your kids, but what if the boogeyman was real? Join the dolls in discussing the link between real life child abductor Andre Rand, and the Staten Island legend of Cropsey! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your s

You put a lot of trust in people in white lab coats (ie Doc Brown, Victor Frankenstein, Dr. Benson Honeydew), but do they always deserve it? This week, the Dolls discuss Robert Courtney, a pharmacist who had the ability to provide possibly life-saving medication, but chose greed over life. Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠⁠ for exclusive content! W

What's more American than Hamburgers and Serial Killers? Prepare for some weird fun facts about Kansas and the urban legend of a backwoods killer who doesn't like to grill, but likes to KILL! With a side of fries, hold the shake... Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great w

Karl Denke, Papa to his friends, lived in Germany and Poland between WW1 and WW2. He was a pillar of the community, beloved by the destitute, and purveyor of fine meats. But were those meats made from pork, dog, or did his house guests become a special on the menu? Listen in to find out! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We apprec

Deadwood, Mt. Rushmore, Grays and more in this week's Urban Legend episode from the great state of South Dakota! Venture to the hill where Lewis and Clark stood in search of "deavels"... Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit our ⁠⁠PATREON⁠⁠ for exclusive content! We appreciate your support always, and Patreon is a great way to show us how you really feel! Plu

When a young, vivacious woman is found hanged at a mansion under strange circumstances, police believe she'd taken her own life. The rest of the world continues to think otherwise. In this week's episode, Lisa & Paige discuss the case of Rebecca Zahau and the details that point to foul play. If you or someone you love is struggling with Sexual Violence, Mental Health a

If you can't get enough of ancient royal backstabbing, you're going to love the conspiring conclusion to Paige's story of a young Tut and his terrified sister-bride Ankhesenamun. Were his royal advisers to be trusted? Was his death of a natural cause or murder? Will Paige paint a nearly-naked Lisa gold from head to toe? YOU DECIDE! Come to the dark Dolly Side and visit