Kraken Cove - The Podcast That Shines a Beacon onto The Bizarre!

Welcome to episode 111 of Kraken Cove Podcast!!! This week we check out a grim guest at a woman's funeral, a corvid that is either friend or foe of a whole community, a bloke with a dick on his arm offering to take Kate Beckinsale out for a different sort of sausage, Lichtenstein's perfect army and much, much more!!

It's episode 110 of Kraken Cove Podcast and we have a doozy for you!! In this episode we check out the latest METAL MONOLITH! Dumped dead animals at local shop! Daddy Knock Door Run! Bringing more shame to a famous name! Lightning Strikes Christ, is Christopher Walken Evil? and much, much more!

It's episode 109 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and this week Benny & Matt examine high street snail farms, a quick book review of Something Wicked This Way Comes, Wooden Satellites, botched moon landings, high speed aping around, some badly judged Valentines cards and the incredibly strange story of THIS MAN!

It's episode 108 of Kraken Cove and this week Benny & Matt delve once more into the lucky bag of nonsense that is KRAKEN COVE PODCAST! They investigate Brian Blessed's wrestling habits, they delve deep into the pineapple mines, Benny describes his pseudonym Diablo Blanco and we find out what to do if you get a fairy in your bed!

It's happened!! Benny has edited his first episode of Kraken Cove! What a wonderful way to start 2024. In this show we take a look at the truth behind Benny's claim the Nazis loved Margarine, a bloke who chops off your bollocks for sexy thrills, a battery that will run your phone for 50 years without a single charge and much much more!!

It's Christmas down Kraken Cove and things have got a little loosey goosey as far as format is concerned! While wh have a bit of casting from Matt, Benny tries his hand with the light and... well... see what you think! We also continue the Christmas Cove tradition of a Spooky Story for Christmas! Matt has written a traditional story especially for Kraken Cove called One for Sorrow,

Welcome to Christmas at the Cove! We had to try get a slightly more festive episode in, and hopefully we can record a Xmas Day Special! In this episode, Benny 'coaxes' Matt back to Kraken Cove for a spot of casting. The lads look at Bat Knobs, a pig pit death, a strangling by a vegetable machine, a terrifying Christmas Witch and various goings on in Space! Oh, and we have a little

It's episode 104 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and we appear to have accidentally produced an ANIMAL SPECIAL! Obviously it all gets a bit cock heavy, so we do apologise, but it's all relevant and there's lots to learn! About animal cocks. Animal tits get a look in too, so there's something for the lads - everyone is happy! We look at shagging hippos, fucking crocodiles, bats cocks, tapir

Welcome to the Halloween Episode of Kraken Cove Podcast! This week Benny and Matt investigate the fresh Bigfoot sighting in the the US but also hark back to a hairy man who haunts the hills a little closer to home! We have a blood soaked animal attack of an unusual kind, a story of redemption from our flippered friends, a rumoured Hamas attack on... Doncaster? There's the stripy ha

It's Cove O'Clock, Krakenheads! Benny and Matt are back at the lighthouse talking, amongst other things, MASSIVE DRAGON DILDOS, Gynaecological Gymnastics from Outer Space, Cockaigne the Mediaeval Utopia, strange migrations and a strange drain Benny found in the arse end of Leeds. Thanks Benny! All this and much more at KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!