No Highway Option

Jan 16 2024 1
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All great cinema makes us ask questions, but only one question applies to every movie ever made: "Is it better or worse than Vin Diesel's 2005 Masterpiece 'The Pacifier'?" Join best friends Connor & Luke (plus guests!) as they attempt to analyze and answer that question as it pertains to every movie...ever.* *Not guaranteed to cover every movie ever. Theme Music: Episode 15-Present: Ian C. Weber https://www.iancweber.com/ Episodes 1-15: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/no-highway-option/support

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Gettin' Blobbed by THE BLOB (1988) (with Jason Kleeberg)

Jan 16 2024 58 mins  
It's our second movie to feature a Blob after Blobby in Hotel Transylvania 3! At least, I think it's only the second. Let me check the backlog. ... Unless you count melting Gremlins as Blobs, then it's our third. JASON KLEEBERG (The Force Five Podcast) runs, doesn't walk, to join the boys at the movies to discuss everyone's favorite gelatinous movie monster in t

OOPS! ALL COMING ATTRACTIONS GAME VOLUME 3 (With a Lot of Guests)

Jan 09 2024 49 mins  
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TOP 10 BEST CLIPS OF 2023 (with Multiple Guests)

Dec 31 2023 36 mins  
AT THE END OF THE YEAR YOU'RE ANOTHAH YEAR OLDAH. You know, like singing Les Miserables but saying the wrong words. It's our year-end cliptacular! Connor and Luke list their top 5 favorite moments from this year each to make a big old No Highway Option top 10 Extravaganza. Did your favorites make it in? Only one way to find out! Thank you all so much for listening this yea

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Dec 26 2023 78 mins  
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Dec 24 2023 60 mins  
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The Only JACK FROST 25th Anniversary Acknowledgement (with John Dorsey)

Dec 19 2023 74 mins  
This movie has incredibly little to do with Christmas, but it's called SNOW Highway Option and the guy's made out of snow so... JOHN DORSEY (Superhuman Public Radio) speaks into a magic podcasting mic to summon the spirits of the boys to talk all about the 1998 family-friendly version of JACK FROST. That's right, he talked about the '97 Jack Frost in our first Snow Highway Option e

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Dec 12 2023 53 mins  
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Dec 05 2023 74 mins  
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Nov 28 2023 69 mins  
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Nov 20 2023 53 mins  
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