Moist Lily

“Don’t even think of buggering on my back. If you do, I swear I’ll drop you down the throat of Mt. Batia” We conclude Moist Lilly’s second season and usher in the holidays with a traditional treat about dragon realms, vampires and magically imbued fertility minerals. “All I want for Christmas is my mating stone” by tdynamo duo Brenda Trim & Tami Julka. Mack and he

On today’s penultimate Season 2 episode of Moist Lily, we shall be partaking in a passage from a most beloved classic, Sennah Tate's Tempting the Tiger. Sloan, a handsome beast and fearsome Tiger shapeshifter unites in amorous congress with Sarah, a besotted witch with unwieldy magics. It’s after hours in the local library, but it is carnal knowledge rather than books whic

"His mouth ravished hers, his tongue demanding entrance, twining with hers, plundering and mating." On today’s episode of Moist Lily, C. Linguist opens fan mail, is cursed by a delicious, enchanted churro and reads Hebby Roman’s To Dance Again: A steamy Later-in-life contemporary Romance. We commence on two recently reunited lovers, Maricel and Romon. Their once fier

"Rub to begin the magic..." On today’s episode of Moist Lily, we have the perverse pleasure of B. Snow’s remarkably rhapsodizing time travel period piece, Emily’s Magical Bejeweled Codpiece. Tom, a museum curator and renaissance jewelry aficionado, finds himself alone with an ancient object of willy warming wonderment and does what any one of us would do...were we t

"...she licked the weeping head, and the taste of salted caramel burst on her tongue". On today’s episode of Moist Lily, we alight amidst a gorgeously gothic caper, Nancey Cumming’s Taken For Granite. Tas is a gruff and stony faced Gargoyle who, having recently escaped evil corporate captors, joins forces with a single mother who’s down, but far from out. What are t

This Moist Lily Halloween special includes three kooky, spooky, shockingly short stories, guaranteed to chill your bones and curl your toes!We commence in small town scaresville with a liberated, ripe and randy amusement park attendant. Little does she know her fruity fantasies for a dark and preferably squash based lover are about to come true, in Taken by the Pumpkinhead Thing �

"...he fingers the puncture wound on my neck." On today’s Moist Lily mission, we find ourselves at the fringes of our intergalactic imaginings as we make contact with Astrological Arbiter Robin Lovett and her superlunary manna, Toxic Desire (Planet of Desire Book 1). We join military-grade mega babe Nemona and her nemesis—the gleaming Adonis alien commander Oten—ami

"The immediate recognition of a soul mate was something that did not occur outside the pack. It had to be a mistake. But was it?" Today on Moist Lily we soar into the enchanted gothic realm of Eva J. Thomas’s Virgin Moon. Vincent, a dashing and decadent vampire with brooding ‘come hither and let me fang you silly eyes,’ is an unholy warrior with an identity complex.

"He was feeling desire for a shell-less body..." What better way to premiere Season 2 of Moist Lily than by traversing the language of love with French auteur and veritable marquis du culture, Guillaume Lecasble. Scurry back to your peasant's quarters, Leo, because this crawdaddy is the Titanic’s true Casanova. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges

"It was an unexpected and extremely pleasant juxtaposition; the way that the rugged Scottish Highlander could move his hands with such gentle tenderness." On our season finale of Moist Lily, we venture to the rugged and breathtaking highlands to regale ye with Eloise Madigan’s noble and historically naughty tale: “Highlander's Sinless Nymph.” Edward MacAlpein e