At Home With The McAllisters

Ep. 10 - If it Ain't Broke...Feb. 1, 202135 minutes - Middle of the night daughter visit turns Danielle into a boss! - Bill's Daddy-Daughter-Skate-Date makes him realize he has a hidden talent he never knew he possessed. - Who knew The Hulk would reveal our latest food crave?...you won't like us when we're hungry! - How many toys is too many toys? And does bath filth count as a bev

Ep. 9 - I Have a Sleep PositionJan. 19, 202026 minutes - Our dog Maple decided to plant herself right between us in bed last night, which she hasn't done in some time. What changed her mind? - The New Variant is here! Is this really the best time to send kids back to school? - Are we still debating whether a mask is a good idea or not? - Our kids start Kindergarten this fall and it

Ep. 8 - Bill's Red SnapperDec. 30, 202020 minutes - We loved the documentary and now we are Bee Gees obsessed! - Danielle's Dad caught the baking bug and we reap the benefits...Bill describes his Mom's cooking skills. Doesn't everyone love eating lemon clouds? - We reveal the ultimate super yummy food hack!! - Black eyes. split lips and the annual sibling-inflicted childhood injury

Ep. 7 - Danielle Is Sad About Her 7th Grade JournalDec. 16, 202032 minutes - Bill has an Amazon (not Amazon) driver update. - Danielle reads an entry from her 7th grade journal and she's not happy about it. She's sorry to see not much has changed at all. - Danielle just broke up with Duncan Hines. - Are you ready to join the Galactic Federation? We can't possibly be the only ones..

Ep. 6 - The First Rule of Jalapeno Cheese...Dec. 12, 202030 minutes - Tik Tok lady going viral for talking about how much she hated her first job. Bill and Danielle have a different take on their first gigs. - ‘Tis the season...to steal packages from people’s porches and Bill needs to confront an unwanted visitor. - We’ve been presented with a Christmas visiting dilemma - An

Ep. 5 - Tardy for the PartyDec. 7, 202027 minutesDanielle’s in the prime of her life but she wonders if Father Time is knocking at her door.The kids’ 32 degree outdoor birthday party was a lot of fun. Neighbor Kevin came to the rescue with a fire pit and 60 full-size candy bars but someone decided to show up 10 minutes after the party ended.Danielle’s been a vegetarian for te

Ep. 4 - SHORT STUFF -Bill's a HoarderDec. 3, 202015 minutesDo you have a ‘catch-all’ room in your house? We do, it’s called the office. Danielle did a great job cleaning it but Bill isn’t so quick to part with things he doesn’t use anymore.Danielle makes her point by unleashing her killer Holly Hunter impression and follows that up with a hurtful Bill impression. The firs

EPISODE 3 - Toe Dexterity and the Darkness of the DumpsterNov. 30, 202027 minutes - Hey Babe! - The four basic gift groups for kids. Attempting to reel it in for the holidays. - Neither of us really received extravagant gifts when we were kids. - "Dad, you gave away my pink dirt bike AND my Barbie and The Rockers bus?!?" - Parrots just don't understand. - Our daughter needs to know

EP. 2 - WE'RE A HAIRY FAMILYNov. 23, 202026 minutesGreat British Bake OffA reality show that’s pleasant and nice and soothing...how pleasantWho doesn’t love a British accent?!?Paul Hollywood, no really, his name is Paul HollywoodWhat is a Sussex Pond Pudding??Remember when we used to binge?Breaking Bad...Best. Drama. Ever.Schitt’s Creek...why can’t we commit?We bail on too

EPISODE 1 - FULLY CLOTHED AND AFRAIDNov. 19th, 2020 - 23 minutes-We are all about making the java, the bean juice, the coffee, at home. Danielle particularly likes the effect our brand has on her. -Windy days, flickering lights and an old house make for a nervous Bill and Danielle.-Surveying the storm from the front porch while the rest of the family heads downstairs is a total Dad