Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

Feb 18 2021 71 mins 1.2k

Hey Babe! is a weekly podcast with comedian's Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano. Let your hair down and come hang out with the BABES!












Vitamin C DILFS - EP9
Jan 28 2021 75 mins  
Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the Babes talk Finding a new barber, haircut stress, dealing with the new social norms of the world post covid, Sal straightens his beard hair, Chris loves Sal’s fishermen look he’s got going, Don’t judge a book but it’s cover, Some men are on the gay fence it’s just what it is, Sal and Chris are often seen in a gay light, Sal talks hair health and products, a third of your life is spent in your bed, Sal loves a good pillow, A GOOD MATTRESS IS KEY TO LIFE, a story of two babes in Cincinnati, Sal is a DEEP sleeper, Chris fart tests his underware, Sal and Chris share the same favorite underware brand, the babes are addicted to athleisure, Sal has a candle addiction, disconnecting from social media is hard, real life is so much nicer than social media, sleep apnea is brutes, covid testing stories, do you sneeze into your mask?, Sal can predict when his body is getting sick, The babes have weak immune systems, Sal took so much vitamin c he crystalized his own urine, Sal doesn’t pee often, Sals doctor cut him off vitamin c, seltzer can take the place of a water, kidney stones are insane, Chris has a colonoscopy story, Sal talks about a prostate exam punishment from Impractical Jokers, its weird to say the word crap, Chris has some drama go down while he was at Disney World with his daughter and mother, dating apps during a pandemic is a dangerous place, Sal learns the truth about strawberries, Pears are the Staten Island of fruits, Chris gets pulled over for running a red light......HEY BABE! Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod


Sleeping With The Fishes - EP8
Jan 21 2021 82 mins  
Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the Babes talk what does shit brindle green mean wtf, Chris Aunt met her husband at the Bronx Zoo because a monkey throwing sh*t at him, could you hunt your own food?, lobster stories, Sal has a few goldfish stories, gold fish can recognize their owners, Sals goldfish was murdered, Sal has the corpse of his dead fish to this day!, fish are weird, freezer mishaps and planning a burial for Sals long dead fish, Chris tells some college stories, he does something unthinkable to a vending machine, SKE (sicket kid ever) was Chirssy's old nickname on his college basketball team, Chris does a dare for his teammate and it goes WRONG, Sal gets really scared during an Impractical Jokers bit where they lock him in the trunk of a rental car, being forced to fight on behalf of another person stinks, Chris’ girlfriend gets him into a fight, Sal almost gets jumped by like 20 people defending some lady, DE-nice who macs at the park gets sal into some sh*t, Chris tells a drive thru horror story, road rage is the worst, a truck driver attacked Chris as a child, Sal has a creepy moment during a car accident, BRAINSTORM VS GREEN NEEDLE YANNI VS LAURAL, BAD DATES, Sal has a bizarre first date story that ends with him being told off in email, Chris’ bad date throws herself out of a cab and sprints away with no explanation......HEY BABE Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod


Whitney Houston and Road Rage - EP7
Jan 14 2021 77 mins  
Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the Babes talk Sal hurt his neck, Chris is really into Homeland, Sex crimes at Rockefeller Center during Christmas are INSANE, are underwear called unmentionables?, spy cameras are getting too good, Shoutout to KFC for doing our bit, Sal gets into some road rage and beats up a guys car, Chris’ old boss has weird road rage and things get shitty, Chris’ GF told him that she would us poop senders as revenge if he screws up, Ends up poop senders is an amazing service and hopefully a new sponsor!, Who do you think we are sending poop to?, Homeland shows a vag wiping scene and it haunts Chris’ memory, subtitles or no subtitles?, 6 Pence None the Richer music talk, we talk culture club and how to make music, Chris breaks down what dancing does to the human brain, the guys will perform an original song at the first live show, theres only 1 song that will make Chris cry, theres 8 songs that will make Sal cry, shout out whitney houston YAS!, Chris refuses to wait on line but Sal doesnt mind a line, Sal goes to an Elton John concert and rumor is Sir Elton was pissing his pants the whole concert, if you could have one person singing voice who would it be? Chris goes Whitney Houston or Adele, Sal Aretha Franklin, who would you trade places with in history?, Sal asks Chris if he knows a song…. Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod









Podcasts are Confession - EP3
Dec 17 2020 76 mins  
Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the BABES talk : Who has the uglier feet Sal or Chris, Chris’ Dad moves to Florida without telling him and his mom goes on trip to Paris alone without saying anything, Being born damaged, Chris has doctors on call doing bizarre things to him, 98 Degrees and the time Chris broke into Nick Lachey’s apartment, Chris went alone to Edinburgh Scotland, Sal has never seen Shrek or any Pixar movies, watching a movie for first time with your kid, how awesome newcastle England is, Jet Blue is DOPE and goes to London now, Chris pretends his step mother died so he could leave England early to see his kid, is it weird to bring masturbation up to priests during confession, how hard it is to become a priest, Sal sleeps with 6 pillows, priests can’t tell cops confessions or they get cancelled by the pope, is it possible to fart holes in underwear?, Chris keeps an audio diary of all his farts, and of course an episode of HEY BABE! Wouldn’t be complete without chatting about Saratoga peanut butter. Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Follow us! Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer TheHomelessPimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/






1 • 1 Ratings

RainbowUnicorn Feb 02 2021
Sellouts. Ew. Gross.