Heathen Down Under

Season one is a wrap!

G'day Heathens! Heath and Gretchen have to move again and are here with the update! It will be the 9th time Gretchen moves in a 36 month period!Heathen also discusses the concept of humans being brands; why they feel bad for Kanye; and how to get a passport for a three week old!Heathen Down Under hits 52 episodes next week! Tune in now to hear Heathen's early thoughts abo

Heathen is here this week with baby passport updates and the low down about bartering sperm down under! Heath and Gretchen also discuss the Australian Netflix mystery known as Byron Baes!Heather further talks giraffe-like asteroids, Tom Brady's fake retirement and why they love Dolly putting ice on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Hear about the history of Chico Rolls and curre

Heathen delves into Anna Delvy this week and respect for her scamming ways! We also talk about the inherent human quality of being contradictions and what postpartum no sex life is like!Tune in to hear why Gretchen won't be wearing a Paris Hilton tracksuit and what's been happening in the land of corrupt Aussie politicians!

Heathen returns following week one of baby life to educate everyone about Japanese Lactation Bars! Gretchen quizzes Heath on sucking titties in pubs and whether or not this should rightfully become a paid gig for chicks getting their boob milk guzzled!Eastern Australia is under water at the moment and Heathen is here to update the world about our friends to the south currently sitt

It's story time this week Heathens! Gretchen and Heath introduce their baby boy Jack to all! Heathen also discloses the best and worst parts of being pregnant; what it's like to have an exorcism in the delivery room; and highlights of getting nitrous drunk!Gretchen chats about paying back for the perfect pregnancy with a hellfire labour that involved carts of clowns and p

Happy Valentine's Week Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back and sharing some worst date stories in honour of the Love Day!Gretchen tells the true story of getting legit catfished by a Frenchmen in Manhattan and Heath discusses dating app filters and what happens when they go too far!Heathen also gets into the complexities of being interesting and having to create pseudonyms t

G'day Heathens! Welcome to episode 46 of Heathen Down Under! This week we talk why we think Joe Rogan is racist AF; not being mad at the Tinder Swindler; and various rituals we've performed to shake our baby out!Heathen also gives a MAFS update and shares how the phenomena weighs up in the realm of international entertainment and Aussie television ratings!Heath and Gretch

G'day Heathens! Episode 45 is here and Heath and Gretchen are in the middle of an Australian heatwave! Shout out to all of our North American friends buried in snow!Join Heathen as we share a scary Australian Spider story from the week and delve into Neil Young hating Joe Rogan! We send a big shout out out to pregnant Rhi Rhi and provide an update on the scary Karen lurking in

Happy week Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are back talking about sex in hospital delivery rooms; the relocation of racist piles of copper; and why everyone is pissed off about Australia Day!Join Heathen as they reflect on the hot NFL happenings right now; how they feel about the Jamie Lynn Spears drama; and the epic cryptocurrency crash! Heath shares his thoughts on Adele crying abou