Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Apr 16 2024 98
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Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

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83 - My Strange Addiction: Corn Fungus Quesadillas

Apr 16 2024 86 mins  
In this episode, the counselors have a realization they had about their favorite Mexican dish. Camp Counselors is sponsored by Factor. Visit https://FactorMeals.com/CAMP50 and use code camp50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box while your subscription is active. Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit yo

Did My Ex's Dad Really Post That?! - Trail Mix #30

Apr 14 2024 38 mins  
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a stingy, hypocritical bad friend bridesmaid, a woman who saw more than she bargained for on Facebook stories, a DJ bumping jams from beyond the grave, and a camper seeking advice on what to do with a potential new house and her overbearing in-laws. Camp Counselors is sponsored by Factor. Head to http:

82 - Our Day With The Amish

Apr 09 2024 89 mins  
In this episode, the counselors spend a day with the Amish! Do you think Zachariah and Jonathan would survive in a world where simplicity reigns supreme, and technology takes a backseat? Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month. Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounse

Accidentally Got In Bed With My Boyfriend's Dad - Trail Mix #29

Apr 07 2024 46 mins  
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a camper dealing with a stinky situation, taking things to extreme measures to keep up with a lie (for a man), blacking out in the most embarrassing way, and a grandma with dementia that no body would believe. Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off

81 - Lying On Your Resume is Fun

Apr 02 2024 66 mins  
In this episode, the counselors talk about their past jobs, loyalty reward punch cards, Heather McMahan, and Counselor Zachariah lying his way into Ivy League! Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month. Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit your advice nee

My Brother Was Bit By A Rattlesnake - Trail Mix #28

Mar 31 2024 39 mins  
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a cheeky visit to the airport, a haunted jar of roasted red peppers, a concert outing ending in an arrest, and a snake story that will really rattle your yabbos! Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month. Check out our website: campcou

80 - We Toured A Stinky Apartment

Mar 26 2024 85 mins  
In this episode, the counselors plan their next big city move and tour a stinky apartment. Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month. Visit http://FactorMeals.com/camp50 to get 50% off your Factor Meals! Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit your advice ne

The Laundromat Scammed Me Out Of $1,000 - Trail Mix #27

Mar 24 2024 41 mins  
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a woman who gets called into her son's principal's office with some explicit news, getting scammed out of hundreds of dollars by the laundromat, and a rogue goose on the highway. Camp Counselors is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month. Visit http://

79 - Theresa Caputo Gave Me A Reading

Mar 19 2024 88 mins  
CAMPERS!! We finally had the honor of meeting the Queen of Long Island, the glam medium herself THERESA CAPUTO!!! And yes... spirit did come through for one of us. Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Camp Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3qyK0ri Camp Songs YouTube Playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg9-jhcwB2o

Goblin Girl Sabotages Her Sister - Trail Mix #26

Mar 17 2024 37 mins  
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read camper submitted stories about a petty neighbor seeking revenge, an embarrassing show and tell, an embarrassing Italian workout session, and a camper whose goblin-side got the best of her. Check out our website: campcounselorspodcast.com Bonus Content: patreon.com/campcounselors Submit your advice needed, juicy gossip, confessions,