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Early this fine morn the bidet was bidden to burnish my bootie and proceeded to jizzle my wizzle with bounteous blubberings of cold water.After nearly hitting the ceiling with nefarious feelings of ill-will about this bathroom thrill, I relented, and again enthroned, the jet stream spread a thin beam along the seam of my weam, resulting in a clean swipe just below my pipe and an al

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Imagine a world where there is a book. A book that will fill your pornographic addiction. This is that world. Have you ever wanted to see a castle tower look like a cock with tits for balls? If you have, then listen pussies. -Derf

Sailing and fighting, exploring and looting... the pirate life awaits you! Enjoy total freedom in a multiplayer world bursting with buried treasure, ancient shipwrecks and thrilling ocean battles.

Our adventurers find themselves on a captivating quest. Creatures who hate humanoids really pull the belt tight on this one. Feasts of Dwarven flesh. When I pee… it burns. Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage. -Derf

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME EXTREME ACTION?Then your wait is over because the girls of Dead or Alive are back and better than ever in the first ever"Sports Fantasy Simulation". Developed by Team Ninja, the guys who brought you the million-selling Dead or Alive® 3 fighting game, Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball is sure to have your heart-racing with beautifully rendered g

Well, well, well! Look at what we’ve got ourselves here! Our four adventurers got dem selves into a real shit covered pickle. They find themselves crawling through a mysterious place. Will they come out clean on the other side? You be the judge!

Swing, jump and utilize the new Web Wings to travel across Marvel’s New York, quickly switching between Peter Parker and Miles Morales to experience different stories and epic new powers, as the iconic villain Venom threatens to destroy their lives, their city and the ones they love.

Welcome to Dungeon Smashers! (A D&D Adventure) On this weeks adventure, our 4 courageous heroes embark on their quest. One fine hero finally escapes the impending doom of the garbage hole and joins his companions as they venture to a homely village full of downtrodden weirdos who believe in the prophecy of Kyle. Will our heroes prevail?

Workaholic Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger) wants to make things up to his son, Jamie (Jake Lloyd), and wife, Liz (Rita Wilson). He promises to get Jamie the hottest toy of the season, Turbo-Man -- even though it's Christmas Eve and the toy is practically sold out. As Langston hunts down the elusive gift, he runs into mailman Myron (Sinbad), another father on the same q