Closet Confessions

Apr 03 2024 344
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Got something to confess sis…?
Good job because author and journalist, Candice Brathwaite, and actress and online personality, Coco Sarel, are inviting you into their closet of confession to drop their truths, and yours…
Come and confess to us cousins, it’s *totally* anonymous and there’s nothing off-limits. Send in your secrets: https://forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7
Oh, and don’t forget - what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet…
This podcast has been produced by Astrid Productions.
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Your Confessions… “My mom is dating a man my age and I can't stand him”

Apr 03 2024 7 mins  
This cousin is wrestling with her mum’s new boyfriend with a 27-year age gap. Candice and Sarel offer their thoughts on whether we worry about our parents too much and the dream of being a wealthy older woman.  We’re going on tour! Come see us in Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfess

You’re jealous and it stinks

Apr 01 2024 31 mins  
Sarel makes it clear the type of person she finds the most annoying and Candice is reminding us why we’re not owed any information about… anyone. The girls discuss why you must be shameless in life, why they’re sick of the public villainising women’s sexuality and they advise a cousin who’s been told to teach their young son about shame. We’re going on tour! C

Your Confessions… “I just found out why my dad refused to teach me his native language”

Mar 27 2024 11 mins  
This confession is a story of identity, secrecy and the ultimate betrayal. The question is, does this daughter tell her mum what she’s discovered? We’re going on tour! Come see us in Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it ano

It’s giving Black Mirror

Mar 25 2024 34 mins  
Candice reveals why she’s done auditioning and Sarel declares her love and utmost need to have her own space on holiday. The girls wonder why Rishi Sunak is acting like a reality TV star, why they’re put off by things that have too much hype and help a cousin who’s deciding whether to drop out of uni for a dream job.We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingha

Your Confessions… ‘Eat sh*t… literally’

Mar 20 2024 8 mins  
Warning cousins, this one’s gag-city.Candice and Sarel share their thoughts (and gags) about this creative cousin and their petty revenge…We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspodIf you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymo

Dealing with the green-eyed monster…

Mar 18 2024 41 mins  
Sarel announces her dream to swap the closet for a HBCU which leads her and Candice into a reminder of exactly who is NOT invited to the cookout…They also discuss the dire state of the UK’s black education before dealing with a confessed cousin who is battling with the green-eyed monster.We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets a

Your Confessions… “Worst Valentine's Gift Ever”

Mar 13 2024 19 mins  
This confession sends the microphones flying and cameras spinning in maybe the CRAZIEST story we’ve had in the closet.This week’s cousin loves her husband, even though he makes zero effort in and out of the bedroom. Now she’s questioning everything after he gave her the WORST Valentine’s gift ever…Check out the National Aids Trust for support.We’re going on tour! Come s

Don’t sit there with your scotch eggs

Mar 11 2024 44 mins  
This week in the Closet, Candice and Sarel are discussing ghosting their PTs and what the streets are saying about the Royal Family drama.  Candice talks about the complex nature of the fitness community, Sarel is wondering where the heck Kate Middleton is (p.s. this was recorded before the retouching drama) and the girls are wondering if the French will do a seminar on t

Your Confessions… “My best friend is befriending my other friends”

Mar 06 2024 10 mins  
Is it jealousy or is it control? This week's bonus confession comes from a cousin who isn’t happy with her best friend’s behaviour. Candice and Sarel offer their advice on whether she needs a reality check or to dump her. We’re going on tour! Come see us in London, Birmingham and Manchester, get your tickets at www.closetconfessionspod.comFollow the show on Instagra

Act on those red flags NOW

Mar 04 2024 59 mins  
In the closet this week, Candice and Sarel review Usher’s Superbowl Half Time show, there is an EXTREMELY controversial confession from Candice about Queen B and Sarel proposes a new tax for the men of the world. Plus, Candice has a theory about a certain energy drink’s effect on her late father, Sarel explains why she isn’t talking about weight loss on social media and