Mar 30 2022 78 mins
In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines that really matter.
That modern “mixology” bar just isn’t capturing the essence of bleeding edge if it doesn’t feature KFC Gravy Cocktails. LP peeks at the fringe side of “green and sustainable” craft cocktails which answer the age old question, “WTF do I do with all this left-over coagulated gravy in the fridge?” Be sure to pack a fat skimmer and book an emergency bypass operation before strapping in for this one.
I know what you’re asking yourself – WTF is Tablescaping? LP chimes in on the world of competitive Tablescaping – you know – professional table setting competitions. After an unfortunate mishap with the remote control led to the discovery of Martha Stewart’s Table Wars and the Documentary film SET!, we may have truly discovered the next non-sport to displace ESports. I’m looking at you WWE desperately seeking relevance for that new twist aw Wrestlemainia: a Tablescapes Ladders and Chairs match. Any chance for a Jeff Hardy Swanton Bomb?
So you say now Kendra’s Selling Hollywood in an effort to actually work, earn money and become the every person? Pffft everyone knows if she was truly the desperate every person, she would have joined an MLM pyramid scheme if they’re truly slumming it with the plebs. In this episode LP shares his vision of what Kendra Wilkinson selling GOOP Labs “Functional Medical Practitioner” inspired vendibles at her first MLM party would look like. Ayahuasca Mocktails & Murder Hornet Facials by the poolside anyone?
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