Nov 23 2022 67 mins
In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most.
Betwixt the revival (and subsequent rebranding) of Multi-Level Marketing into the hollow phrase “Direct Sales” and the rise of the inane title “functional medical practitioner” first endorsed by GOOP Labs (allegedly), LP takes time to explore what a GOOP Labs “Direct Sales” seminar of would look like. Who needs AVON and Mary Kay when you can peddle jade vaginal eggs to align your chakras?
Over the course of the last 114 Episodes of Joculation, one immutable human truth has surfaced consistently – humans feel compelled to take strange objects they find and pack those objects up into the prison pocket. While LP is unclear where this motive comes from, perhaps when this urge leads to an emergency call to the local bomb squad to help remove a live WWII munition from your anus in the ER, it’s time to re-examine some of those life choices.
The weather outside might be frightful this holiday season, but Santa is packing heat for the holidays to keep warm. Join LP as he talks about the Colorado Sherriff’s Department latest ad campaign featuring Santa Clause getting his concealed weapons permit at the station just in time for the holiday season. If you’ve been naughty, Santa has a little something special to stuff your stocking with this year.
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