Dec 07 2022 54 mins
In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most.
Threatening to burn down a pub at the regular Christmas event with Santa and his reindeer is the regular holiday tradition to assert the power of your convictions for animal rights and spread holiday cheer. However, it says screaming Karen more than power of my conviction. Join LP for this episode to explore the latest trend sweeping the protests - gluing your face to the road with epoxy resin to demonstrate the strength of your convictions. What greater badge of honor truly exceeds having your face scraped off the road like a piece of bubble gum for your convictions?
If the current state of Disney merchandise has taught us anything, it’s that cheap and shitty quality merch is the solution to monetize the eyeballs by disingenuous content creators everywhere. And just when you thought the apex of all-time lows of shit merch were hit with pet rocks and beanie babies, disposable reality TV celebrities dream up new ways to lower the bar by jarring up her farts to sell for $45,000 each online. LP is thinking it’s time to develop a merch line. Anyone got some lentils and broccoli?
With an energy crisis in full swing this season, everyone in the US has heard about the Strategic Petroleum Reserve and the drawdowns to keep the price of oil and gasoline in check. However, nothing paints a picture of desperation quite like Canada tapping the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve for 50 million pounds – or roughly half the supply. Seriously? A Strategic Maple Syrup Supply? How many bottles of Aunt Jemima did they really forage for in doomsday bunkers across Canada to solve the syrup gap? Enquiring minds want to know….
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