Dec 28 2022 64 mins
In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most.
The phrase “combat sports” immediately conjures up images of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) with combatants engaged in violent spectacle. Join LP and learn about the latest evolutionary failure of combat sports as we explore the Pillow Fight Championship (PFC) – complete with the violent authenticity of a WWE bra and panties match and “specially designed” combat pillows for her pleasure. Which kids’ aftercare program will hoist the championship banner in their play space once it’s all said and done?
In this age of nonsensical rules in a cancel culture crackdown, it’s refreshing to see no stone or platform is a sacred cow – not even the Forza community. Stroll through the sausage factory of the Forza Community Teams content moderation where an anonymous player receives an 8,000 year ban after releasing a custom 'livery' which played with the logos of New Balance ('Nuke Balance'), Pirelli ('Pyongyang', the North Korean capital), and replacing the KFC 'Colonel' with North Korea's dictator. Kim Jong Un is the modern morbidly obese face of Colonel Sanders we need for a golden age of dank parody Esports sponsorship. Anyone make a Forza black-market NFT of this yet?
Mastery of your craft is essential, and nothing encapsulates this idea quite like Bob Ross and the Joy of Painting. Patience. Clean, purposeful brush strokes. Happy little accidents. In this episode, let’s hear about a happy little accident during a failed penis enlargement on a Yakuza boss. When cutting, pulling, and tugging on his microshaft like you’re stretching out saltwater taffy in a vain effort to gain some length, it might be a good idea not to tell the Yakuza boss to butch up because getting his tattoo probably hurt more.
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