Joculation Episode 120 – Silver Bullets Filled With Lemmy’s Ashes, LP’s Valentines Day Gift Ideas, Memorable Moments With Viagra and a Royal Ballet Performer.


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Jan 04 2023 67 mins  

In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most.

Lemmy Kilmeister is without a doubt one of the more memorable icons of the modern metal/punk genre. Between his regular seat at the Rainbow Bar & Grill on the Sunset Strip in California to his days cutting his teeth as part of the road crew for Jimi Hendrix – Lemmy was about as rock and roll as one could get. What is more punk rock about death than having your ashes encased in silver bullets that you will to your friends?  In this episode, LP share the story of how Lemmy did just that and fucked up terribly by willing one bullet for Riki Rachtman. I know what you’re saying - who? Exactly.

With the holiday season clearly in the rear-view mirror, we really only have two things to look forward to: the return of stinging and biting insects and the made-up holiday to juice the sales of florists and stationery companies - Valentine’s Day. This very forgettable “holiday” easily slips the mind while jammed up with income tax filings and credit card hangover from the holiday season. LP understands that panic driven VD brain fart and is here like a fat cupid in a Speedo with gift ideas to capture the essence of your love this cuffing season. I mean what says “love” more than a Motorbunny?

Virtually every male performer that joins the Royal Ballet School dreams of starring in a rousing, memorable performance which evokes deep emotion from the audience and will immortalize them for the ages. Join LP in this episode as we follow one such performer as he takes his tights, his Viagra, his kitchen knives, and his dreams of fame to the streets of West London for his most memorable performance. I’m sure the CCTV video captures of today will be the NFTs for his OnlyFans page tomorrow.

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