Heaps of weird news to cover off in Ep001 (our pilot if ya don't mind) of the Sauce, thanks to Byron Bay Peanut Butter, including an impatient Boxer; a $2500 gift on offer from Tiffanys for the person who has everything (literally); Tom Cruise is planning his next movie in a galaxy far far away; and a Kmart hack that will have you questioning the universe!