Feb 19 2024 64 mins 2
The Swordboys return for our final cut of Red Sonja, starting with her first confrontation with Queen Gedren in her throne room. Gedren is unarmed, but thanks to a kind of magic, she finds a sword by the door! The ladies wail at each other like they are holding baseball bats and DJ Wizzo starts throwing down some sick beats. The fight moves to the candleroom where Tarn tries his best to let everyone know he is the star of this movie. But can he even lift, bro? Kalidor sure can! With the queen defeated and her kingdom collapsed, Kalidor finally gets a freeze frame kiss from our titular heroine.....until Clompy ruins it. Runtime - 01:12:25 - 01:28:51 NEXT UP: THE THREE MUSKETEERS (1993)
