Bert Choke Slammed Two Dudes | 2 Bears, 1 Cave


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Tom and Bert are back in the cave and things get spicy fast.

This week the Bears dive into alternative p*rn genres you didn’t know you needed, celebrate the beauty of international women, and break down the logic and logistics behind the noble art of “homie head.” They also mentally prepare for a Por Osos gay bar takeover and talk the top 5 hot chick accents. Next, Bert recounts his unforgettable Monday Night RAW moment where he went full low-IQ adult and choke slammed two dudes on live TV! Then it’s onto arranged marriages, glory holes, and other socially important topics. Pack a towel, this one gets sweaty.


2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 284


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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:23 - Alternative P*rn

00:07:41 - Normalize Homie Head

00:14:11 - Por Osos Gay Bar Takeover

00:18:58 - Bert Choke Slammed Two Dudes

00:31:25 - The Wrestling Bug

00:40:15 - Retirement Community Idea

00:45:42 - International Delights

00:51:31 - Hottest Chick Accents

00:59:22 - Arranged Marriages

01:04:10 - Glory Holes, Milking Tables, & Sexy Nurses

01:09:51 - MSG & Summer Break

01:17:56 - Wrap Up

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