Lords:
Topics:
- What's happening on Bluesky.
- Using Google Earth and YouTube to rid myself of Nostalgia of Places I've lived
- Dad talk: what do we do about porn?
Microtopics:
- The Good Morning America series finale.
- Covering video games online.
- Getting married and feeling safe from people who run dating sites.
- Nintendo Disasters.
- Reviewing every individual version of FIFA 2011.
- The Sega Master System catalog.
- Choosing not to do something because someone else has done it before.
- A Weird Slop of People.
- The CD-32 version of Alfred Chicken.
- The Noclip documentary about PiCoSteveMo.
- Blood and Fear and Nolf and Shogo and Condemned.
- A hardware Pico-8 solution.
- Explaining how to and how not to reply.
- Enjoying social media because you need a place to type your garbage.
- An Eternal September Situation.
- Repeating Daily Show jokes from five years ago.
- An oral history of Bluesky users.
- Jimmy Fallon posting a picture of himself holding a Nintendo Switch.
- The Ford vs. Chevy argument over and over again until we're all dead.
- Laying your employees off based on their Klout scores.
- What aspects of social media you can leave behind once you get a goat farm.
- Having goats and not even posting pictures of them.
- Goats as a gateway drug to other ungulates.
- Did I get drunk and order 20 snakes again?
- Boxcars: Where the Hobos Go.
- Jumping in a train car full of refined materials.
- Reminiscing about the time you lived in London and remembering everything that sucks about living in London.
- A warped melting representation of your childhood memories.
- An emotional VR moment.
- Floating in space and hearing a cacophony of national anthems screaming up at you.
- That time they added your uncle's farm to Google Street View.
- Looking back on previous eras of your life and remembering why you don't want that kind of life any more.
- The guy you know who mined bitcoins on his CPU and then spent it on black market Provigil.
- Why do something that's going to make money when you can do ridiculous bullshit instead?
- Three year olds who know how to use a remote control.
- Areas of human interaction that you are just not prepared for.
- Just putting your Zip disk in the file server and grabbing whatever's there.
- What kind of porn the owner of the video rental place is personally obsessed with.
- Why do you never see porn scored with tracker music?
- Deep appreciation of porn that is made for somebody else
- Beavis and Butthead trading cards.
- Scintillating pizza delivery.
- Explaining to your child that porn is fictional, not a documentary, and leaving it at that.
- Your daughter asking you questions about Sonic the Hedgehog that you're not prepared to answer.
- Encountering boys who play Minecraft.
- Deploying new words to the wrong people.
- Laying in bed and cursing at ghosts to calm yourself down.
- An entire generation who goes to the gym and doesn't just watch CKY2K and break things.
- Doing all the drugs so that you can explain what drugs are like to your children.
- Learning how to fall as a child so you can fall safely as an adult.
- Smoking Ice and waking up in San Francisco.
- Pulling over, opening the hood, and punching the engine block over and over.
- A poem that somebody else will read.
- Whether the money has changed the Dwarf Fortress developers.
