9 Chickweed Rage

Amos and Edda are in a body of water, so that of course means that it is unclear: a) what kind of body of water it is, b) how deep the water is, and c) if there are any other people around. Amos threatens (promises?) to drown himself waiting for Edda to swim by again. I mean, they're married or at least dating at this point, so I'm not sure why he's being so stealthy about looking at her. Later, he sees legs under the water and decides to swim through them BEFORE BEING CERTAIN THEY BELONG TO EDDA. It ends up being Edda, who traps him between her thighs (metaphor!), and then he basically stays there, with his head pressed against her vagina. Mostly, it's the top of his head, which is confusing but also a bit of a relief. There's a moment where it totally seems like Ol' Mac-El-Dee wanted to imply that Amos was going downtown while in the pool, but the way it's drawn would rule that out. Physical impossibility rears its head in a strip where it appears Edda has removed Amos's head from his body. In the end, they either fuck, drown, or fart jointly under the water. Because ROMANCE! In a bonus strip, Edda dance/romances a dead-eyed Amos (is there any other kind?) and ends up kissing him while standing with her feet on his shoulders. Yeah. Try to imagine what that looks like. And good luck!

The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:

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This disgusting episode includes:

• Headphones vs. Earsets


• Jigsaw puzzles


• Kansas City


• Is Stroud's Fried Chicken still around? Yes, it is.


• Sudoku


• Jigsaw Chat!


• Brooke's hair surprises!


• The official beginning of Spring


• Crocuses are fucking useless


• Stretch Armstrong


• Australian Crawl


• Giantesses


• Catywampus and Kitty-Corner


• 9-1-1 & 9-1-1 Lone Star


• Thigh gap


• Becky Thatcher


• A bit of a Ben Franklin


• Milk Milk Lemonade


• Little House on the Prairie


• Slingblade


• "Can't Touch This!" by MC Hammer


• "Bad Girls" by Donna Summer

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