Jul 23 2024 39 mins
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What's the fastest way to offend your potential wedding guests? Commenters on Threads and Instagram posted a million different options for telling people to leave their "trophies" at home. In Part 5 of the childfree wedding series, childfree couple Paulette and Ryan are once again reading through the crudest yet humorous ways to say "come enjoy an adults-only good time at the childfree wedding."
Trigger warning: if colorful euphemisms for kids is not for your senses, please skip this one and enjoy a different LVMC episode.
Tidbits include everything from NC-17 ratings, strippers, and beer bongs, to public acts of marriage consummation, magic mushrooms, and sacrifices to Satan.
Otherwise, it's a BYOPT (bring your own participation trophy) party with a playlist full of vulgar humor and Wu-Tang.
Want to send in your childfree wedding story? Submit your story at pauletteerato.com/childfreewedding
To get the full show notes—including links to all the comments—and an episode transcript, go to PauletteErato.com/shownotes. This is episode 68.
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