What care I how time advances;
I am drinking ale today.
- Lines on Ale, Edgar Allen Poe
"You're no Spike Milligan"
- Alex Moss
It's time for everyone's favourite hobby! Listening to amateurs recite their poetry! But are they truly poems? Today, Dave climbs down from his ivory tower of collected poems and recites some of his own verse, but will Mossy be impressed? Find out!