May 09 2018 105 mins 3
“What’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No… its just M. Night Shyamalan’s intro to his superhero saga, 2000’s Unbreakable. Join us as we discuss the impact of superheroes throughout fiction and reality, laugh a little bit too hard when Samuel L. Jackson takes a tumble, and try to deduce why everyone is speaking in whispers. Is this a “comic book” movie? Are there any stupider kryptonites than water? Take a shot every time you think “M. Knight is being pretentious with the camera the camera again.” Who will win in this dramatic showdown Bruce Willis’s deadpan acting or the man who literally drives a bubble car? You’ll have to go to where people are to find out…or hop aboard this crazy train with us here at Nightcaps.
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- An Ode to the Inner Superhero.
- Some sound drinking advice and the death of sound issues!
- “Comic Berks” impact.
- M. Night’s topsy turvey ,“cinematography.”
- David Dumb’s magazine Banter Flirting. What a catch?
- Limited Edition? Really? What a nerd!
- A brief Mugging.
- Bruce Willis’s Naughty Vision
- We all need a movie of Samuel L. Jackson falling.
- Do you even lift, Dad?
- Creepy Pool Stories with Teacher.
- Just a casual after dinner Mexican Standoff with your son.
- Tales from the Comic Book Crypt with Mark.
- What a Twist…I guess?
- Daddy Issues and Sequel Setup.
“Don’t call him Kimmy Schmidt!” Mark’s Back of the Vista Box Quote
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme, plays in the distance.
“AHHHHHHH!” – Matt’s impersonation of Samuel L. Jackson falling
“I can’t play I’m gonna go work out with my dad!” – Choices.
“We’ll get to that.” – Nightcap’s Slogan.
“I have nipples Greg, could you lift me?”
“I’ll just shoot him once.” – The Best Line.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G
