Jan 18 2019 133 mins 1
Somewhere in Miami there’s a world of Taekwondo, cocaine, and ninja motorcycle gangs. In the lost 1987 “gem” Miami Connection director, actor, and grandmaster Y.K. Kim teaches the audience the pain and power that consumes your being when your body is one of the most dangerous weapons in the world. Dragon Sound, a rock band made up of only the goodest boys is the talk of the town. Unfortunately, the hundreds of gangs that make up the seedy underbelly of Miami/Orlando/Wherever want to take them down. There’s bound to be a fight or two, (as to if they are well shot…we here at Nightcaps leave that to you) some passionate romance, lost fathers, and a few engrossing training montages on this adventure. If you think yourself ready to “Go Against the Ninja” then pick up a katana and a slice of pizza…prepare yourself this movie is like no other!
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- The “plot” of Miami Connection.
- So Bad…it’s Critically Panned…My Yum?
- V. Court – Watership Down, RPDR ASR, The Great British Bake Off, Derry Girls, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Happy, Erased, True Detective, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Good Place, You’re the Worst
- Movie Phone – As Above So Below, Green Room, Murder Room, Summer with Monika, Dreams, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, Bumblebee, Mary Poppins Returns, and Snow Dogs?
- Troddin the Boards – To Kill a Mockingbird, Hadestown, Daniel Fish’s Oklahoma!, Starkids’ The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, and an in-depth King Kong
- Disc Jockeys – Indie Harpists Mary Lattimore/Joanna Newsom, Kurt Vile’s Bottle it In, The 1975 – A Brief Inquiry into Online Relationships, Lizzo’s “Juice”, and Houses’ “Fast Talk”
- The Journey to the West/Lost Akira Kurosawa “Masterpiece” that is Miami Connection.
- Dragon Sound…the World’s GREATEST BAND!
- A Gunfight/Ninja Massacre over some Ramen Cocaine.
- John, Jeff, Jim, Jake, Jane…What Creative Names…and Backstories?
- These Gangs…Kinda Suck at Fighting.
- The YMCA of Adult Semi-Nude ”Orpins.”
- B-Roll Footage of Beach Babes, Bikers, and Cops.
- Training or Practicing Falling?
- Salami
- Florida Swamp Rumble Fatalities
- Sometimes Violence is the Most Peaceful Option
Media of a Certain Color. – Welcome to So Bad it Hurts, Critically Panneduary, “Don’t Yuck My Yum!?!”, or F*&k You It’s $%^uary!
“I’m a big supporter of these stupid films…” – Mark on the Transformers series.
“She’s back?!?! Get the Gun! Aim for the Umbrella!” – Miss Mary Poppins is Back Bitches! Supercalifragiliciousiridocyclitis!
“Y.K. Kim the Yoda of our time.” – “Sploogin his art…”
The Stealthiest Form of Ninja Travel … Motorcycle Gang!”
“It’s Either this or Porn…” – Every Actor in this Movie.
“GIVE ME THE DAMN LETTER!” – Masterclass Acting
“Ain’t Seen No one since 1962.” – WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS MOVIE?!?
“I Found My Father!” – That’s a Mailbox Jim.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Four Way" Provided By: William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
