May 03 2019 93 mins
What would you do if you only had 8 minutes left to live? Well, hopefully you would speed through the latest episode of Nightcaps at the Theater. Tonight, our first guest is friend of the podcast: Alexander Portera. After some conversations on talking Pikachu, and finally putting this Aquaman beef to rest, it’s off to 2011’s Source Code. Imagine that you are trapped on an extremely spacious train, in the body of Jake Gyllenhaal, and your mission is to disable a bomb, stop a terrorist attack, while avoiding the greatest evil of all…public transit commuters. In this sci fi thriller, racing down the tracks and through time itself is a mad breakneck dash to avoid a fiery fate. Strap in, and Pay Attention! Who’s the prime suspect? The adult man in a Star Wars Shirt? The woman who keeps spilling coffee…on purpose?!? The failed comedian? It could be anyone, but one thing is for sure … its going to be a long 8 minutes.
Tonight, on the Marquee:
- Guest Walks into a Bar: Alexander Portera and Source Code.
- Dunkin Doughnut
- The Corporate Branding of 2011 and Colonel Dr. Bernard Rutledge.
- Knight Shamalama Ding-Dong!
- MVP: Duck
- The Coffee Bitch and Kid from Mask.
- Why the Crutch?
- The Littlest Train Platform
- Am I Dead? You Didn’t Read the Terms of Service.
- The Bomb is Bumpin! Bumpin!
- Half a Daddy and a Whole Man.
- Betting on a Laugh and Loving Life.
- What About Sean?
Active Listeners? THEY DO EXIST?!?!
“Nicole Kidman’s Wig.” – A Reason
Missed Nick Cage Opportunity.
Pudgy John Oliver.
Flirting on AIM: Away Message – Dead Inside.
Mind Masturbatorium.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads