Mar 15 2020 142 mins 1
Take out, your sharpshooters…not that kind, zip your pants back up, because we are off to watch 1999’s Wild Wild West. We could warn you with what to expect in this movie, but none of it would make a lick of sense. In Fat Candy’s Gentleman’s Club, you can only hope to find Will Smith and Kevin Kline in unconvincing drag, heavy-handed racial humor, battle trains, and there’s gotta be a giant mechanical spider in the third act. If that’s not enough for you, then maybe some butt shots, and some truly questionable acting choices from Kenneth Branagh’s villainous Loveless? Any listener that's stressed, will be in more distress, when we’ve done our best, with this podcast. As we roll into, as we stroll into the Wild, Wild!
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Tonight, on the Marquee:
- Mechanical Spiders, Rough Riders, and we want “Nada” in Wild Wild West (1999)
- The Evident Racism In and Out of the Film.
- Smith and Kline’s Unique Lack of Chemistry.
- Nitro Physics.
- Exploring Fake Breasts and Super Mario 64
- Munitia and Magnetic, Magical Saws.
- Spider Foreshadowing
- The Worst Original Song
“This Movie Invented Steampunk.”
“Sisqo’s Bad Breakup!?!”
“We’re from the Streets.”
“Don't you just HATE that song?”
“Hard Pumping.”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads
