Husband & Wife Sentenced to Life

Hello! A slight technical difficulty (Simon THE IDIOT didn't plug his microphone in!). We did our best to make it listenable but the processing has got rid of some of the laughter. So apologies for that. But it's too good an episode to throw out. Today we talk about:

• Blue Monday origins.

• Storm Eogwgwggyn.

• Weather waffle - London vs Scotland and the Isle of Wight.

• Simon follows upon on Lorra’s hot feet orgasm fact from last week.

• Socks in bed.

• Lorra’s sex slippers.

• Dubai’s dirty, disgusting, glass swimming pool story.

• Car boot sales.

• The robot vacuum cleaner.

• The TikTok sleepy hand egg.

• The rudeness of TV adverts these days.

• Having a GUSH day.

• A lightbulb statistic.

• Garden centres for young and old people.

• The toilet door argument that could end our marriage.

• Lorra playing Claudia Winkleman dress-up (see it HERE)

Recommendations:

• The Apprentice (Sebastian Stan as Donald Trump - 10/10). TRAILER

• Noble (Freaky real-life podcast). LISTEN

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