Nov 10 2024 42 mins
New ‘Sode. Alas, I will now be recording at the #WhiteHouse either from Tiffany Trump’s closet or under Monica Lewinsky’s workstation desk depending on what is avail.
Ipso-facto the election results of crowning First Lady #Melania Knauss, present a manic bi-polar conundrum for a bulimic alcoholic social climbing woman of the world in crypto contemplating a pivot to AI and treason also looking for a board position at la Musay D'orsay.
How do I feel about the results of the election?
Depends on who is asking dahling.
To one group of my nearest pals of the Hollywood pseudo European Chateau Marmont Liberal Media Elite, I am dripping with a duhty combination of foam and blood. Its a horror show. That man is a fascist orange menace with a penchant for racism, misogyny, lies, and represents devastation.
Yet; to my pollypocket polymarket web3 crypto memecoin #Enron boomer options traders with a penchant for hookers and charity, who are building a better internet, I am smiling like a normal person and shouting Donald Trump, I love you and your whole family Maga-GodBless-Solana-And-Mexican-Walls-All-oVer-My-Hot-Pilates-Body-Ciprianni-Biscotti
Regardless.
I am proud to be a Nomadic American with loyalties to Oil/ Tether producing nations.
The country divided like SUI and Aptos? Look on the bright side, who cares. As aside from immigration and #Botox , the only things I truly care about are good looking friends of whom I can borrow money.
As such, I have borrowed an obscene amount of money from my guest Nathan Bekerman. He has starting resemblance to #AtticusFinch if the Counselor had been Latin Miami Royalty, Nate and I met many years ago at a crypto #FTX car conference in the slums of Mexico where I was desperate for a car wash and some #prenuptial advice. Nathan was able to provide both due to his stints at J.P. Morgan and at his previous company Wash My Whip. We became fast friends when I realized he was #bilingual and well educated.
He has eliminated the lack of sex appeal in crypto key management security as the newest Head of Product at Station70, a security company spearheaded by the now defunct and shamed #BlockFi.
Ipso facto it is clear from this interview that he is a master #Aristotliean thinker of our time as we deep dive through the social hierarchies of conferences where he poses profound questions such as “Is anyone in crypto a colleague or is everyone a friend?”
Nate and I also clarify how when my 89 year old husband tragically dies in a tragic freak jet ski accident how I will be able to uncover the mass amount of memecoins of cmrockets and peanuts that he has left in his wake.
Station70’s new toolings are the delightful side order to one's will. Alas, it is clear that beyond Station70s boringly stringent key management interface- that Nate goes into, its second to die policies of what's to come will allow all second wives sleep soundly a true use-case for crypto. #GlitterLedger