Jul 29 2024 26 mins
America is coming for your p*ssy. Do some kegels and tighten up – because p*ssies are back on the ballot, and in the words of the great HRC, It’s time to "mobilize and win.” On the topic of p*ssy, Kim tries to talk sense into what she calls “Tired P*ssies” – a special breed of women who seem ready to be sold at auction. These women are more invested in a man's potential earnings than in capitalizing on their own. They consume stay-at-home situationship content and wish upon a star. Thank God a woman is running for president because, let’s face it, third-wave feminism needs a factory reset – ASAP. Kim digs into America’s history of policing p*ssies, and *surprise surprise*, she finds racism and sexism. As former California prosecutor, attorney general, senator, and current U.S. Vice President, Kamala Harris, launches her campaign against a convicted felon and a man who *checks notes* attacks childless women, the world waits patiently for a Black woman to save democracy. Kim's biggest takeaway? “Hot Girl Harris” is the heroine we need.
Timestamps for you <3
- [00:42] - Back from Rehab!
- [08:50] - Tired P*ssy
- [13:10] - Stay-at-home Situationship
- [14:50] - Presidential P*ssy
- [16:55] - Two Bozos vs. a VP
- [18:36] - Policing P*ssy
- [24:31] - Weekly Pick Me Up
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