Adventures of Des and Cort

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🚗 Two C*nts in a Car 🚗 is here, and we’re taking you on a ride through pure chaos. 🎢

We’re covering all the important things in life:
😤 Sounds that enrage us when we’re hormonal (why is breathing so loud?!)
🐈 Des’s unwanted feline squatter (the neighbors swear it’s not theirs)
🛻 Winter finally arriving—except it’s just mud everywhere
📸 Why every photo shoot makes us look like we just got engaged

Then, we debate Buy Nothing 2025—we could do it… but should we? 👀 Also, WTF are ugly feet sandals(yes, it’s exactly what you think and worse), Cort found $2,700 hidden in her closet clean out (it’s not there any more) 🤑, and we deep-dive into weird dreams, the word cockwomble, and some exciting things coming soon. 👀

Oh, and we may be debuting Two C*nts in a Car as a new IG series… should we?? 🚙😂

Buckle up & press play! 🎙️✨

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